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(Yahoo)   No. 7 Virginia Tech routs Duke 45-0. This concludes today's "Duke sucks" affirmation   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 153
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2005-09-10 05:50:56 PM
Another example of a championship team handily dismantling a team much inferior to them.

Right UVA? Oh, wait...
 
2005-09-10 05:52:57 PM
And the Argos are doing the same thing to the pathetic Ti-Cats. So much for the free tickets, Hamilton!
 
2005-09-10 06:08:57 PM
Pshaw. Wisconsin called that it's first half. They were up 51-0 after they took their starters out when they were 37-0. And they didn't even attempt to score in the 4th quarter.

Duke sucks, but apparently Temple sucks more.
 
2005-09-10 07:30:26 PM
I was feeling bad for Temple at the game today until I realized that like half their team is academically ineligible anyways. They deserved the whoopin' Bucky gave 'em.

It was the least exciting win in recent history...traffic was good in downtown Madison because everyone left by halftime. I stuck around because it was too hot to start drinking...
 
2005-09-10 07:35:23 PM
How 'bout them Hawks

/roflmao
 
2005-09-10 08:12:19 PM
Hokie Hokie Hokie hi...

/Tech Tech VPI
 
2005-09-10 08:20:47 PM
Just wait for basketball season.

"Where's your God now, Moses?"

/Edward G.
 
2005-09-10 08:22:33 PM
While we're on the subject...

GO COCKS!

/gotta' love the ability to shout the word "cock" at will around here
 
2005-09-10 08:23:03 PM
Otto_von_Prawn: Just wait for basketball season.

Just like last year? When VT went 1-1 versus Duke?
 
2005-09-10 08:24:43 PM
How many times do I have to say this?

Duke does not play football.
 
2005-09-10 08:25:38 PM
SECSManiac

How 'bout them Hawks

It's a good time being on the Iowa State campus right now.

Blow. out.
 
2005-09-10 08:27:34 PM
Wake Forest doesn't play football either.
The good news is, Nebraska's offence hasn't scored.
The bad news is, Nebraska's defense has scored 14.
 
2005-09-10 08:28:16 PM
medius: Duke does not play football.

They do sometimes. I was at the first game they won after the record losing streak (vs ECU in 2002 I think). We were all soaking wet from the rain, and it was right hilarious watching everybody try to dismantle the goalpost (we didn't have any experience, obviously). Good times.

But yeah, for the most part, the football can't really beat a Texas high school team.
 
2005-09-10 08:28:17 PM
Wait, I thought I saw the final as Virginia Tech 45 Dook 34?



Oh, my mistake. that was points for Virginia Tech and total yards for dook.


It was nice of the dook faithful to leave the game half way through the second quarter.
 
2005-09-10 08:29:20 PM
Better than today's Michigan/Notre Dame game.

Fark you too, Henne. I didn't see the first three quarters, but your passing in the fourth? Ick.

/attends UMich
//afraid to go back tomorrow night
 
2005-09-10 08:34:33 PM
I was at that game. Awesome time. Email me if you want pics.
 
2005-09-10 08:35:14 PM
WheresTheCake:

It was nice of the dook faithful to leave the game half way through the second quarter.


They thought it was like basketball, and that was the second half?

//there were more tech fans there from the beginning anyway
 
2005-09-10 08:35:36 PM
ND goes 9-2 this year, dropping one to USC and another to either Tenn. or Purdue.

Championship in 2-4 years.
 
2005-09-10 08:35:42 PM
Duke is not a football school. Virginia Tech is. Will Virginia Tech do the same in Basketball? That would confirm that Duke sucks
 
2005-09-10 08:36:40 PM
Iowa State 23 - Iowa 3......Iowa has a long brutal season ahead when they can't beat the 'Clones.....and on national TV, too.......hooo boy...!
 
2005-09-10 08:36:48 PM
Iowa, Michigan lose, Ohio State primed to get creamed by Texas...hmm...who's left in the Big Ten?

N'Western? Yuck.
Indiana? Loosiers.
Mich. State? Whatever.
Penn State? The 70's show.
Illinois? HAhahahahaha
Purdue? New favorite in Big Ten (not mine)
Minnesota? Scary good.

Wisconsin? Well, that explains why I'm in a good mood tonight. 2-0, averaging just over 60 points a game.

/Why are there 11 teams in the Big Ten?
 
2005-09-10 08:36:57 PM
Halftime
CITADEL (1-0) 10
11 FLORIDA STATE (1-0) 13


WTF?!?!?!
 
2005-09-10 08:37:43 PM
uncoveror:

Duke is not a football school. Virginia Tech is. Will Virginia Tech do the same in Basketball? That would confirm that Duke sucks


We split the series last year :D
 
2005-09-10 08:37:55 PM
In football "Duke sucks" is a given. Hey, they held Va Tech to 45. That's a moral victory.
 
2005-09-10 08:38:15 PM
Citadel is a powerhouse...gotta watch out for the...um...whatchamacallems...
 
2005-09-10 08:39:10 PM
I was there too. You have to love an away game where we outnumbered the Duke fans 2 to 1 :). On the radio I believe they called it "Lane Stadium Durham". The problem is, Vick the Younger is not all he is cracked up to be. He ain't no Michael.
 
2005-09-10 08:39:50 PM
This aint the year for the Power House teams in the Big 10....Purdue at the Rose Bowl January 1......It could happen......
 
2005-09-10 08:40:16 PM
I missed something

You're right. Marcus is better (and presumably herpes-free).
 
2005-09-10 08:40:44 PM
/I failed to submit this with any headline because I never expected such a cheap shot at Duke to get greenlit
//Will remember to not bother anytime their basketball team gets upset
///Not bitter
 
2005-09-10 08:41:20 PM
jimmiekaska: You're right. Marcus is better (and presumably herpes-free).

Yeah, the 15-year olds don't have std's yet...
 
2005-09-10 08:42:58 PM
The real question is.....are the boobs on the cheerleaders any better this year than last......please comment......
 
2005-09-10 08:43:24 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that "Duke sucks" is the worst Fark cliche?

/the HA HA, I'm using the Internet Guy will lead us to a new a new age
 
2005-09-10 08:43:44 PM
jimmiekaska: Iowa, Michigan lose, Ohio State primed to get creamed by Texas...hmm...who's left in the Big Ten?


Oh, I'm hoping Texas loses. I'm SO tired of Texas fans.
 
2005-09-10 08:44:10 PM
Just got back from Michigan/ND. Ugh. Brought some cheap American beer home at least.
 
2005-09-10 08:45:02 PM
2005-09-10 08:29:20 PM IMDWalrus

Better than today's Michigan/Notre Dame game.

Fark you too, Henne. I didn't see the first three quarters, but your passing in the fourth? Ick.

/attends UMich
//afraid to go back tomorrow night

No,no,no. That was beautiful. ND can loose all of their remaining games and I'd still be happy because they kicked the shiat out of michigan today.
 
2005-09-10 08:46:09 PM
Mosey: Pshaw. Wisconsin called that it's first half.

WhaddidIdo?
 
2005-09-10 08:48:28 PM
Looks like the cocks got a beatin' too
 
2005-09-10 08:49:53 PM
jimmiekaska
Wisconsin? Well, that explains why I'm in a good mood tonight. 2-0, averaging just over 60 points a game.

I don't think you can brag about averaging over 60 pts/game when the two games wisconsin has played were against bowling green and temple. Just wait till the badgers travel to champaign and take on the mighty fighting illini (offensive mascot alert).
Yes, I am an avid fan of Illinois football.

/did I say that out loud?
//the tailgates are fun at least
 
2005-09-10 08:51:34 PM
Go Sundevils

 
2005-09-10 08:52:29 PM
kajoob: Go Sundevils

I'll root for them tonight, since LSU losing moves Tech another ranking upwards.
 
2005-09-10 08:52:44 PM
I saw the start of the game as I was getting my tires replaced. I had to say outloud "Duke sucks". A couple people looked at me wierd, and one nodded in agreement.
 
2005-09-10 08:53:21 PM
Is it bad that I don't feel guilty for winning $200 from my Mom? She's a Duke die-hard and really thought they had a chance. I keep telling her they have medicine that'll take care of delusions like these.

Wooo! Hokies! Best 4 years of my life.
 
2005-09-10 08:54:00 PM
Marcus Vick ? Ron Mexico Jr ?
 
2005-09-10 08:54:59 PM
irish_belle: Wooo! Hokies! Best 4 years of my life.

Care to go to the VT/Maryland game? A friend and I are thinking about a trip up there.
 
2005-09-10 08:55:54 PM
irish_belle: She's a Duke die-hard

Nope. Not a problem at all. Serves her right.
 
2005-09-10 08:56:53 PM
Sola-rex, Sola-rah, Polytech VIRGINIA!!!!

GO TECH

/how 'bout them hokies
 
2005-09-10 08:57:16 PM
I'm just glad Ayoob finally made a completion.

/Go Cal!
 
2005-09-10 08:57:58 PM
atvar:

I was actually looking for tickets today but could only find tickets to the BC game. So, yeah, lets go.
 
2005-09-10 08:59:55 PM
Your puny defenses are no match for the Wisconsin Badgers. Whether our puny defense is a match for you is another matter entirely.
 
2005-09-10 09:01:03 PM
This football thread needs some boobies....

Anybody know who the smokin' topless chick with the boxing gloves in the following link is?

NSFW
 
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