He didn't mean shot like with a gun... He meant like out of a cannon or something. You know, like at the circus. Shot could mean so many things...

Wow, if the secret service investigated everytime someone said that on an internet message board they'd be awefully busy.

/no, I'm not gonna say it.

Bailey is chairman of the University of Louisville Student Non-violent Coordinating Committee.

...

His posting called for shooting "every cop, national guard and politician who stands in your way, including George W. Bush if need be."'


Oh, that's good.

That Kentucky student sure could use a good cockpunching. I hope the secret service gave it to him.

*waves to all the nice agents reading the thread*

That Kentucky student sure could use a good cockpunching. I hope the secret service gave it to him.

yeah, hopefully the "investigation" consisted of the secret service knocking on his door. When he opened it, they punched him in the cock and ran. That's possible, right?

patrick767

When I am president, that will be the Secret Service's job. But, it will just be random people. I expect everyone to want to shoot me... I wonder if that is because all of my random cockpunchings? It's a vicious cycle...

Pre-emptive cock punchings. It's the only way.

Weaver95: I'm amazed he didn't die of irony poisoning....

It's a long term thing. Attacks the liver.

Why do Jesse Helms and Gordon Liddy come to mind?

/"head shots"

Stupid thing to do...

Remember that guy a few months ago who talked about doing something like it in his blog?

Now he has a file, they have his name at airports, and now he can't get a security clearance?

Quick way to limit your future job options IMHO.

His posting called for shooting "every cop, national guard and politician who stands in your way, including George W. Bush if need be."

Yah but... No... See he meant video tape... You know, for posterity. Someone needs to record the heroic efforts!

Why do grammar and context hate america?

Its much better to limit your future job options through your raging alcoholism like I do!

Bailey is chairman of the University of Louisville Student Non-violent Coordinating Committee.

I think in Kentucky shooting is non-violent... Didn't you see Deliverance?

mleahy24

Its much better to limit your future job options through your raging alcoholism like I do!

Seemed to work out pretty well for Bush...

/Oh snap! Couldn't help it! Sorry... LMAO

sidus: Seemed to work out pretty well for Bush...

I thought the cocaine is what got him through the day. My bad.

buried_alive: I thought the cocaine is what got him through the day.

And out of the cockpit

How silly!
Man, how many times a day on fark is that topic brought up?
They'd be way too busy, couldn't get anything else done.
They just need to wait until the dumbass actually tries to buy a gun, then go kick his door in and drag his ass off...

He messed with Texas.

Everyone knows if you make threats to kill the pres, or even jokes about it, the SS will come for you. We learned this one in like, kindergarten.

What exactly is strange? What's strange is that the submitter doesn't seem to understand what the secret service is supposed to do. This is SOP and it should be.

Cerebral Ballsy: Everyone knows if you make threats to kill the pres, or even jokes about it, the SS will come for you. We learned this one in like, kindergarten.


Yeah, especially after Billy Thomas kept saying it over and over on the playground, and then the next day as we were all getting off the bus two men with black sunglasses and suits stopped him and walked him up to the principal's office. We never saw him again.

True Story.

Uhuh.

The kid was stupid for posting that. Does anybody else think that President Bush is still hittin' the bottle?

Gee, judging from the US Millitary's inability to respond to Huricane Katrina, with the bulk of it's troops overseas, looks like a great opportunity for the coming Second American Revolution...

Strange? Um, that's what the Secret Service does. Probably every day.

Cerebral Ballsy:

Everyone knows if you make threats to kill the pres, or even jokes about it, the SS will come for you. We learned this one in like, kindergarten.

He must've been sick that day. And the day "non-violent" was taught in vocabulary.

idiot. You never ever do that. This is something most folks know. Not even joking. Its just not funny.

You CAN however hope that he gets cock punched for the person he put in charge of FEMA. Now THAT would make me laugh. Especially if done by some 80 yr old lady, or a 8 yr old kid.

Phillip Bailey? He's like 50 something. And what's he doing in college? Doesn't he have another duet to sing with Phil Collins?

Am I the only one whos sees over-reaction?
The president needs to get the stick out of his ass.


/Eagrly waiting for the secret service

Sure, the kid's stupid, but 5 years in prison for that?

Back and to the left.

EnoMan: Why do Jesse Helms and Gordon Liddy come to mind?

/"head shots"

Watch as Weaver95 boldly dodges your point!

101st Chickenhawk keyboard squadron, GO!

scooby111:

What exactly is strange? What's strange is that the submitter doesn't seem to understand what the secret service is supposed to do. This is SOP and it should be.

Fortunately the student was able to hole up in his house with his 72-hour survival kit, until the Secret Service got tired and went away.

Truth hurts don't it.

Ahh, the left. So peaceful and tolerant of opposing viewpoints.

better post this for good measure.



that will keep the SS away.

The kid's dumb as hell. If anything happened to Dear Leader, Cheney'd be in charge.
Oh, wait...

This has always been the case. You cannot even suggest harm to the sitting President. It IS a crime. That is one form of expression which is simply not allowed at all.

If you threaten the President in a song, in a letter to the editor, or even in a rant on a website, you WILL get a scary-ass knock on your door.

There was a debater from UMKC (Univ. of Missouri-Kansas City) who made a rap tape in the early 90's wherein he suggested harm to Bush the first, and they by-God came pounding on his door. He wasn't charged, but he was investigated.

It ain't funny to them at ALL.

Um, that's their job. I know another thing not to do. Don't tell another photographer that you're going to shoot the president during his speech. Goodbye security clearance. Actually, I knew a guy who couldn't even get security clearance because he was once a registered Socialist.

Duh! And they are reading this thread now. And that's just what we want them to do, their job. They are just asking questions, not draggin people downtime, not throwing people in jail, just questions. Every threat has to be investigated.

If the unthinkable happend (love him or hate him, anything bad happening to a president farks with the economy and life in this US as we know it), people would be here biatching that the Secret Service didn't do it's job.

Oh and welcome the Secret Service to this thread. Post something guys. What's it like? Do you have to work out to be able to keep up with the limo?

Because people who plan on committing assassinations will always announce it publicly first.

/to avoid suspicion

bring it on g-men. dick c's gonna have the man shot anyway - yeah, you read it here first...it's gonna happen. call me at 202-456-1414 and i'll gives ya the details.

/i'm also counterfeiting pennies
//nice to see the government in action what with all the nola shambles
///ranting