I love my UNSAVED T-shirt.

This man obviously doesn't appreciate . His dad probably kicked his dog when he was little, he's so uptight.

This is a huge complement to the Landover Baptist site. I love this quote from Christian Ministry that wants to take them out:

"The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse."

Priceless.

For a moment I thought it was serious, but it wouldn't surprise me much to find out it was.

The site is a put-on.

Most likely by the same people who authored Landover Baptist in the first place.

I've heard that, Clawed Le Mew.

Jesus Christ on the cross! We had this exact site posted no more than a week ago. Many people even talked about this exact page. People also found out it was a fake. Fin.

Out Of Bounds: Jeez, I need one of those. Heh.

Landover Baptist is satire?

Hmmm... that throws a wrench into my religion.

Say, haven't we been here before?

I want one.

Sweet. That's going on my homepage.

http://207.67.219.101/objective/dinosaurman.jpg

"Dinosaurs are large, reptilian land animals that lived in great abundence over 4000 years ago ("There were giants in the earth in those days" [Gen 6:4]), and were mostly wiped out during the Flood."

That long ago huh? MOSTLY wiped out were they?

Real or Fake, this site is awsome...

"The core of the moon is essentially a large crystal of metallic iron. When it is struck by meteorites (or moon landers) it will reverberate for a period of time - depending on the strength of the impact - much as a tuning fork does. The reason we do not hear the moon reverberating in the sky is that sound waves do not propagate through the vacuum of space that is between the moon and earth. However, in 1969, Apollo astronauts placed seismic devices on the moon's surface to measure the reverberations directly. These devices recorded the impacts of meteorites as expected, but they also picked up a strange, persistent, low-frequency waveform. When the waveform was run through audio processing computers which sped it up and applied various filters to it, it was discovered to be an echoing voice. The voice was speaking in ancient Aramaic!"


Sweet Lord in Heaven tell me these guys aren't for real!!!

If they ever protest in the real world, I'll join them with a sign that says "Censor Non-Christians!"

Who would tag along?

I suggest you people stop getting upset over the repeat and watch the number of people who still get fooled by it. Its more enjoyable, so stop telling farkers its a fake.

Here's something else amusing from the land of Bible-thumping -


http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

It's absolutely, undisputably real, too.

Best line: "Take up all your occult paraphenalia, your rock music, occult books, charms...Do not throw them away. BURN THEM!"

Dahne, not trusting her HTML skills enough to make a prettier link.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read this, "The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech." It would appear that Mr. Carlson a) has no sense of humor and b) keeps skipping over the first ammendment of the constitution

How much do you want to bet he adds FARK to his list of anti-christian sites... and I am not so sure this is a satire site. I did a WHOIS look up on the IP and on Landover Baptists... and they are two different service providers and two different owners. If it is the Landover Baptists guys having a good laugh... then they are going to a lot of trouble for it.

One of the best parts of this site is the guestbook.

People who think this site is real get pretty worked up...and we laugh at them.

Dammit!!! The guestbook

You should see how worked up some people who think Land Over Baptist is real get >=)

Did someone fark the prayerbook? I checked and didn't see anything written down. Furthermore, when I tried to sign it, there wasn't even a box to place text in.

This whole site is just an elaborate satire a-la Landover Baptist. It's the site that hosts that anti-Mac page that was mentioned in a link a few days ago. It's more subtle, but you'll see if you keep looking around. Just check out the story of the formerly anti-christian Jewish kid that they "saved". My favorite part of the guestbook is the entry from Steve Jobs...or at least it's from a "Steve Jobs."

"How much do you want to bet he adds FARK to his list of anti-christian sites"

Code: Fark doesn't mind the publicity! (do we?)

You should see how worked up some people who think Land Over Baptist is real get >=)

Yeah Dahne, , that's what I meant. For some reason my post came out...well, confusing.

Figured that out right after I posted, of course =)

Why all these links directly from memepool, anyway?

This is similar to Sister Rosetta's boycott of Sister Taffy

And I quote..
"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ." -Patrick Henry

Either Patrick Henry is wrong or the Christians are lying again...

1) Pilgrims left Europe to escape religios persecution.
2) Most of our forefathers were Diests.

"Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity."

-Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782.

The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
-- John Adams

As I understand the Christian religion, it was, and is, a revelation. But how has it happened that millions of fables, tales, legends, have been blended with both Jewish and Christian revelation that have made them the most bloody religion that ever existed?
-- John Adams

Ok the United States of America was founded in the FREEDOM of religion.

And hey come on we all know Al Gore invented the Internet.... not DARPA.

So Jesus H. Christ was nailed to a cross for this?



Man, don't know about you but if I was Jesus I'd be pretty pissed right about now.

Everybody chill, this site's just one big joke. It's like a more subtle Landover Baptist. It might even be by the same people that made Landover Baptist. Look closer, like Kevin Spacey and you'll see

Oops, that should have been, "look closer, like Kevin Spacey, and you'll see."

Diamond Jack Holgroth



He's Dynamite!

Kyle Goldman



Check out Kyle's personal web page.

Now that Christians have been made fun of, why don't we start "satire" pages for Blacks, Jews, Gays, Hispanics, the Mentally Challenged and so on.

Let's just find out just were "satire" becomes "hate speech"

Landover Baptist Church (NYSE: LBC)... That is SO amusing. HAhaha

Dude we need a real answer on whether or not this is a joke or not. If it is this site is HILARIOUS. For god sakes - look at their freekin STORE!

"bad poetry" tipped me off.

I don't know guys and gals, the guestbook just got wiped out... went from 190 entries to 0...

Must be real?

Screw them. Landover Baptist is a hilarious site.

Hey OJ... It wasnt Ron Goldman it was Kyle Goldman... your gonna need to rush over there and take care of this guy... he's the real killer... and he lives next to a golf coruse....

Bazooka Jesus? OK, nevermind... it's a parody...

The reason so many Farkers are fooled is

A) It's very possible that some people would want to shut down Landover Baptist, and

B) After Jack Chick, it's hard to tell the difference between serious and parody.