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(Detroit Free Press)   47% of Detroit can't read and Starbucks wants to help.   (freep.com) divider line 87
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2002-04-24 10:58:55 AM
That's right, let's teach them how to read "double mocha latte" off the Starbucks menu.

So the nation's second-richest county has an illiteracy rate of 10%? Must be the domestic servants.
 
2002-04-24 12:45:04 PM
what does this article say?

(that's cause I'm from Detroit and can't read...hahahahaha...it's funny!)
 
2002-04-24 03:07:21 PM
47% Dear god, is school optional there? I'm from South Dakota, and if you can't read by the 5th grade they keep you back...yeesh.
 
2002-04-24 03:07:56 PM
oh, i don't know, they seem to know two words:

GO WINGS

bwa ha ha ha ha
 
2002-04-24 03:07:56 PM
So much for government schools.
 
2002-04-24 03:08:28 PM
WARNIN: CONTENS AR VERI HOTT
 
2002-04-24 03:09:11 PM
I seriously want to know what the hell is wrong with Detroit... it seems like she shiathole of America.

Of course, the Insane Clown Posse is a farking awesome exception.
 
2002-04-24 03:09:36 PM
 
2002-04-24 03:10:07 PM
ICP Sucks....and they can't read
 
2002-04-24 03:10:25 PM
866-310-READ (7323)- A subtle insult.
 
2002-04-24 03:10:43 PM
HAHA ICP? They are cool if you are a degenerate 15 year old.
 
2002-04-24 03:11:01 PM
With the Tigers and Lions as their main sports stories, they probably don't want to read...
 
2002-04-24 03:11:16 PM
The tag would have been a better choice here.
 
2002-04-24 03:12:36 PM
First thing they need to be taught to read are the words to the National Canadian Anthem, "O Canada". Second thing they need to read are the signs that say "Now leaving Detroit".

Detroit hasn't been the same since Axel Foley went to Beverly Hills.
 
2002-04-24 03:13:39 PM
They're too busy burning down houses in Detriot to read.
 
2002-04-24 03:14:49 PM
I kan reed I jussed kant spale.
 
2002-04-24 03:15:42 PM
Perhaps this whole Starbucks thing has something to do with this news story at the Onion:

Starbucks To Begin Sinister 'Phase Two' Of Operation
 
2002-04-24 03:17:30 PM
In other news, Canadians understand why the Detroit Pistons fans booed our anthem, they are DUMB.
 
2002-04-24 03:18:11 PM
With the Tigers and Lions as their main sports stories, they probably don't want to read...

The Red Wings and Pistons are the main sports stories.
 
2002-04-24 03:19:00 PM
so detroit is a bit like scotland!
 
2002-04-24 03:19:06 PM
Anybody notice that the toll free number to call had a word contained in it. Pretty ironic. I know that they put the numbers afterward, but that's still pretty funny.
 
2002-04-24 03:19:47 PM
If you think illiteracy isn't important, just think about the children who leave school...."

Somebody actually used the "think about the children" cliché in an article.
 
2002-04-24 03:20:46 PM
GOD DAMN IT!! I'm losing more energy trying to defend Detroit...And I have to contend against Kid Rock, Eminem, 2-14 Lions, Sucky Ass Tigers, and illiteracy.....i'm about ready to give up! \m/ Roxor Out
 
2002-04-24 03:20:48 PM
Can't wait to see this tinderbox of a discussion go up in flames.
 
2002-04-24 03:20:53 PM
I live in Northern Michigan and I would have to say the percentage in the small town I live in is alot higher than that. I met a 56 yr old man that could not read or write. I asked him how the hell can you go through life for 56 years and not be able to read or write. He said "I wing it".
 
2002-04-24 03:21:59 PM
Yeah, I need help...I should dial that number...here I go...1..8..66..3..1.0...ummm...
 
2002-04-24 03:22:15 PM
"Eminem buys every copy of "The Face" magazine and destroys them"

isnt Eminem from Detriot? it would explain alot
 
2002-04-24 03:22:29 PM
if there were boring ass articles like that in the paper all the time, i wouldn't want to know how to read either..
 
2002-04-24 03:23:50 PM
All I gotta say is HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

or should I cry?
 
2002-04-24 03:24:03 PM
the literacy rate makes me sick. 47%?????



read to your kids.
 
2002-04-24 03:24:28 PM
Why not just burn Detroit to ground and start over?
 
2002-04-24 03:24:32 PM
Why not just burn Detroit to the ground and start over?
 
2002-04-24 03:25:18 PM
Ha, gotta be faster on the stop button.
 
2002-04-24 03:26:12 PM
Hagbard: Nah, stop defending Detroit, man, move out to Ann Arbor. We have the Hash Bash... um, had... well, we still have the Naked Mile... um...

Aw, fark it.
 
2002-04-24 03:27:52 PM
Philo Tried that in the 60's. Didn't work. They didn't fix the burnt stuff either. It's still there and still looks like a shizithole.
 
2002-04-24 03:30:36 PM
An annual rite of passage for most Canadias is heading south to Florida for a warm vacation. The worst part of the trip is the 20 minutes we spend avoiding sure death, with the 'pot holes' all over I-75. It's ridiculous! Now imagine, us Canucks from our pristine land, looking out our window at the various 'ghettos' of Detroit. "Daddy, can we stop for some food??." :P
 
2002-04-24 03:31:04 PM


I case anyone is interested this chick (Candy) won the "Cans for Cancun" Wet T-shirt contest. I tried to post the results but Fark said it had already been posted.
 
2002-04-24 03:35:59 PM
I hope the 53% that can read read the story to the 47%.

On a side note, our Super Wal-Mart has large words on the building like "bakery", "nursery", "vision center". I always wonder why the vision center words aren't twice as big as the others.
 
2002-04-24 03:36:36 PM
I hope the 53% that are literate read the story to the 47%.

On a side note, our Super Wal-Mart has large words on the building like "bakery", "nursery", "vision center". I always wonder why the vision center words aren't twice as big as the others.
 
2002-04-24 03:50:38 PM
Starbucks purchases the "toss salad man"
 
2002-04-24 03:56:30 PM
One day when I was serving my sentence of living in Detroilet, I decided to skip the I-75 Disco Deathrace 2000, and took Woodward into downtown. Passing the rows upon rows of businesses with the bars up on their windows (in broad daylight), I passed a grocer with a bright dayglo sign in their window that said:

Cigarettes: 2.75 a pack
Genetics: 2.25 a pack

When I inquired to a few of the locals about the sign, they said "Yeah, I seen that."

I guess when you have to kick the crack vials and empty 40's out of the way, it takes longer to get to school.
 
2002-04-24 03:56:37 PM
Can't wait to see the Starbucks menu in ebonics.
 
2002-04-24 03:56:50 PM
Yes! BlackWolf that's awesome. Candy is hot. All you other farkers that liked that pale 12 year old can blow me.
 
2002-04-24 04:01:24 PM
burn Detroit and Philly. Start over.
 
2002-04-24 04:01:59 PM
"The CIA thinks he can infiltrate The Mountain of Dr. Klahn?"

"You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard!"

"Take him to Detroit."

"No! Not Detroit! No! No Please! Anything but that!"
 
2002-04-24 04:27:19 PM
Doesn't bother me, I live in Oakland county. I stay away from Detroit at all costs. Yes, I am being a smarmy suburban SUV driving biatch. Come get me, unwashed illiterate scrapers! Oh, that's right! They can't read this anyway....
 
2002-04-24 04:29:19 PM
Hey, if Bush Jr. can go through life without reading, why can't the folks in Detroit?
 
2002-04-24 04:29:40 PM
"Robocop says reading is fun!" campaign planned.
 
2002-04-24 04:32:32 PM
Well I hate to say it, but Detroit (real Detroit, not Metro) is 95% black and very poor. These numbers don't suprise me at all.
 
2002-04-24 04:35:06 PM
I thought NC was bad!
 
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