If UFIA's involved, there must be a lot I don't know about rugby.

Before anyone asks

UFIA=Unsolicited Finger in Anus/A$$

Chris Hala'Ufia

This gets greenlighted? I think the mod has an affinity for UFIA.

After being a prop in one too many scrums, kirbeep, I can say there is a lot you don't need to know about rugby

/I still can't feel my ears and if another big bloke pulls at my shorts I'll kill em.

kirbeep: If UFIA's involved, there must be a lot I don't know about rugby.


I prefer UFIA in Women's (Fill in the sport)

We'll soon know what an UFIA looks like:

http://www.rotherhamrugby.co.uk/chrishalaufia

I don't know if I'd try a ufia on a rugby player.. I bet they could clench up and snap it right off

Now those american football queers, on the other hand... hotdog/hallway anyone?

Bored...Googling...

http://www.hku.hk/cc_news/ccnews82/ufia.html

...because the ruggers I know insist on a FIA.

I know, I know, they can all kick my ass.

Yodas Ugly Brother
/I still can't feel my ears

Man, I hope you are joking.

If not, I guess I'm going to have to go on a crash diet and try out for different position.

For a moment there I thought John Hopoate (pops) had switched codes.

Mager: I think the mod has an affinity for UFIA.

Nah, I am sure one of the admins is a rugby fan. And good on 'em for that, I say!

I started to read the article but it has too many words in it

SilverSpecV
I don't know if I'd try a ufia on a rugby player.. I bet they could clench up and snap it right off
Now those american football queers, on the other hand... hotdog/hallway anyone?

Ah, but you forget, they're all hopped up on amphetamines.

Ask for Titans. They're the best.

/obscure?

For a rookie the man's going to have unprecedented personal space in the shower room.

kyouzo

If you can, do not play prop. I had to for many years when I was a fattie at school and it isn't fun. I once did it the day after a car accident, and that hurt like you wouldn't believe (the third most stupid thing I've done in my life, and the most stupid without women involved).

Play somewhere on the edge of the scrum if you can. Flanker is good, number 8 is the most important position on the field IMO. Play wing if you can't be bothered.

pictures? then again, no thanks

Flanker is a great position. You are in the thick of it, but not too far in!

It's all Bush's fault!

/ducks

I think we should all get behind him!

/ Whoopee!
// It's Friday.
/// Last footnote.

A Ufia, Raven's not going to like that!

Holla@UFIA?

Gots to get me one of those jerseys.

played (and still play) flanker and no.8 for a club here in ontario for the last 8 years. Played lock/second row at university. Back row is much better.

I just heard about the elephant walk a few days ago.

I think the mod has an affinity for UFIA.

I think WAYYY too many people do. It was funny when it was here or there, maybe appeared in a headline once in a while, but was largely an inside joke. Now, UFIA appears every third article and just saying "UFIA" passes as a clever joke.

Let it die, then bring it back when everyone's forgotten. Then it will be funny.

Having said all that--the use of it in this particular case gets the thumbs up.

But Duke still sucks!

line-out jumper also, you would think that would result in a lot of UFIAs.



perhaps I've been lucky. UFistIA?

Note to submitter: The word "utilize" makes you sound like a pretentious twit. The correct word is "use".

Nicely played, brap.

Note to submitter: The word "utilize" makes you sound like a pretentious twit. The correct word is "use".

At least it wasn't "leverage".

/BINGO!

Singing "It's Only Make Believe" makes you sound like Conway Twitty.

Knobbs the use of it in this particular case gets the thumbs up.

Nice choice of words.

West_Side_Charlie

You're the one millionth customer!

I like rugby plyaers....
/swoon

Rugby Union is a gentleman's sport and you would not have a UFIA playing in any union team. Rugby league however is a ruffian's sport and there are many UFIAs playing for league teams. (Apologies to our North American farkers who have no idea what I'm talking about)

For more info look at number 3 in link below.
Ruffian's finger

Choochoochooseyou:

I agree! Let's threadjack this one and talk about how much we like rugby players instead of UFIA. Although I did get a UFIA from a hot rugby player once...
See, I can make both work.

/does not play well with others
//ohhh, first use of slashies, you guys are on to something

/pic is of my namesake

People, people, UFIA is never, ever desirable.
It's the SFIA we want, not the ... uh, never mind.
There's nothing to see here. Or here. Move along

(Sorry, links about NSFW.)
/my bad

above != about

/i r dum

PUT ME IN COACH!