40Below...

very funy !!

links please?

..and for the $500k

The boobies are nice. I don't care about the motive.

Make me feel good!!!!!

The boobies are nice. I don't care about the motive.

I second. But you know, if she were truly a decent human being she'd take her boobies to where they're needed most right now -- to New Orleans, bringing cheer to the destitute and despondent.

billy bob and halle are both amazing in 'monster's ball'...awesome flick, if you haven't seen it check it out. even apart from the bewbies, it's great.

hell, even p. diddy is ok in it (don't let the fact that he's in it bother you).

She adds, "I doubt I'd ever show my t*ts again, sitting by the pool, just for the sake of doing it. That moment has passed."

Well now I'm just depressed.

Oh man, she's hot.

LiTeSp3eD
hell, even p. diddy is ok in it (don't let the fact that he's in it bother you).

That's just Diddy to you. Get with it :)

She adds, "I doubt I'd ever show my t*ts again, sitting by the pool, just for the sake of doing it. That moment has passed."


next stop, hardcore!


/glass half-full guy

Halle Berry rules, if only for having the chutzpah to collect her Worst Actress Razzie in person. (And for taking the opportunity to apologise to the world for Catwoman).

Monster's Ball was a good movie, but the sex scene was just disturbing. Billy Bob is just a bit creepy in it.

useless without pics

/obligitory slash

How easily you forget that this is the same woman who brought you Catwoman, Gothika, and The Rich Man's Wife. Monster's Ball and the Dorothy Dandridge Story were her only decent roles in the last several years.

But of course, boobies trump all else in Farkistan. :)

I wonder if her hit-and-run was for art as well.

t*ts? Is that her bre*sts? Glad I was saved from seeing that dirty word.

i think she's kinda overrated. Get rid of the boy haircut and we'll talk.

She was trying to make Hugh Jackman switch teams.

You know, the amazing thing about Monster's Ball is how much effort it would have taken for Billy Bob's character to overcome a lifetime of racist conditioning in order to bring himself to fark Halle Berry.

Wow . . . what a transformation.

(Cast Whoopi Goldberg in the part and see if you get the same result)

This thread is useless without links to the pics in question.

This thread is useless without links to the pics in question.. (NSFW).

Don't forget to turn Safe Search off...

Shouldn't that be (*)t(*)ts? Or maybe that was b(.)(.)bs, I can't remember. Or C[*}<.)rtney Love, something like that. Tara R(O)_(O)d?

Art? Art?? How many defenseless kittens have to die for your art, Halle? How many?!?

this deserves the sad tag

cheeze

Dude, short hair is hot. Halle is a knock out. A little flaky, but a knock out.

apiarist

iirc, they were originally gonna make the flick with Queen Latifa instead of Halle. Makes the fat son make a little more sense.

She's another mediocre-but-sexy actress that Hollywood loves for no apparent reason. She's one step away from Paris Hilton.

At least we can look forward to seeing Tara Reed's nipple play Grisly Adams in a film based on the 70's series.

Pxtl
iirc, they were originally gonna make the flick with Queen Latifa instead of Halle. Makes the fat son make a little more sense.

Even with Halle's boobies, it probably would've been a better movie if they had.

/i think Queen Latifah is quite hot in her own way.

She was hottest as a stripper in The Last Boy Scout wearing pasties, dancing and booty checking Bruce Willis. Poor Bruce Willis, almost knocked him off his chair.

ONE GODDAMNED PIC??? THAT'S IT?!?!?!!

Even with Halle's boobies, it probably would've been a better movie if they had.

/i think Queen Latifah is quite hot in her own way.

Agreed. She kicked ass in Chicago.

I'm thinking the [ HERO ] tag trumps the [ AMUSING ] tag any ol' day on this one.

Yay Halle Boobies!

Man oh MAN does Halle Berry need an agent who will tell her "take another role based around acting, cuz the roles you take based around your T+A will ruin your reputation as an actress, and if you're going to invoke Dorothy Daindrige in your Oscar acceptance speech, you might want to consider your reputation as an actress to be a very important thing."

More bare boobies = a better world.

God bless her...

Pxtl: She's another mediocre-but-sexy actress that Hollywood loves for no apparent reason.

...she's another ...sexy actress that Hollywood loves....

What's so hard to understand!

You mean the artistic scene where billy bob is hitting her doggystyle?

I confess that I did freeze framed the Swordfish dvd and had a good study of her mams.

Verdict?

Wants a bigger tv, preferably 3D as well.

Pxtl: iirc, they were originally gonna make the flick with Queen Latifa instead of Halle.

Before or after teh reduction?

/smoking, plz

Stupid Spoiled Whore...actually just self absorbed attention whore. The chick who gives Hugh's jackman a BJ is way hotter in that movie.

Sounds like a lame excuse when no excuse is needed. everybody loves that she showed her boobs. She doesn't have to apologize for it or make excuses. She was offered a big fat wad of cash to show them and she did.

And as far as her saying, there was no reason for it? Please, her character in Swordfish was all about using sexuality to keep Hugh Jackman in check and not thinking clearly. Frankly, there are tons of movies with less motives for boobage than that.

Of course now that leaked "home movies" are all the rage, nobody is going to care if she shows her boobs in a movie ever again. We all want some leaked real fotoage!

She showed her breasts in one film so she wouldn't be afraid to show them in another? But... But... Error... Error!

Now if she said she spent a month in modesty-reduction therapy, that I would understand. If she had to gradually become comfortable with showing her boobs, fine. But that's not what she did. She had a scene where she had to show her boobs and she showed her boobs. And so obviously if she could show her boobs in Swordfish without any previous boobs-out experience, then she could just as easily have showed them in Monster's Ball without any previous boobs-out experience.

Not to mention, if she was showing her boobs for the therapeutic aspect of it, then why did she demand $500,000 per boob? Why put the therapeutic opporutnity at risk? What would she have done if they had turned her down? Then she would have had to face Monster's Ball without any previous boob-exposure experience. Ye gads!

Okay Halle, time to cut the crap. You did the boob scene in Swordfish because they asked you to and because they agreed to your price. End of story. You weren't preparing for anything. Now you regret your decision and you're trying to paint an artsy fartsy face on it. Nice try.

Andulamb

That was a pretty long post. This can't possibly be that important to you. Right?

I got her modesty-reduction therapy right here.

B.P.

I come to the boobies forums for the lengthy conversation about boobies... and I read playboy for the articles

how hard is it for good looking people to get nekkid in front of people? It's us ugly folks who have major stress over this kind of thing.

/more Halle pix, s'il vour plait.

Finally! A reason to rent this flick, other than the Oakenfold soundtrack

/i think Queen Latifah is quite hot in her own way./

If by 'hot' you mean 'water buffalo', then yes she is hot.

I doubt I'd ever show my t*ts again, sitting by the pool, just for the sake of doing it. That moment has passed.

That's OK, that's what rewind is for.

joneser514, that soundtrack is awesome.

Oakenfold is the shiat. A good friend of mine actually won an all-expense paid trip to England to hang backstage with Oakenfold, Paul van Dyke, Sasha & Digweed, and more. I think it was some festival at Gatecrasher. He sent me some great pics. I was so jealous.

Monster's Ball was a good movie, but the sex scene was just disturbing. Billy Bob is just a bit creepy in it.

Was he in that scene? Didn't even notice him.

I just can't believe what she looks like in this picture..


http://mi.bpcdn.us/BP-FEATURES-ME/hallepink.jpg

/sorry
//no linkage skillz
///yum

"Halle Berry" and "art" in the same sentence? Comedy gold!

It's a shame the hottest woman in the world is so frigid and sexually repressed.

The rumor going around is that she hates sex and that all her past relationships have ended because of her refusal to engage even seldomly in it.

snore.

(bored).

oscar winner?

Eh. Worst Bond girl ever. She looked rediculous trying to be sexy.

should have HERO tag

definately effen rediculous.

/loves me some aol spelling

Waidammint! I thought she had the hit and run in preparation of her driving the getaway car in Swordfish...

worst.sex scene.ever.

2005-09-02 01:38:16 PM chaoscube


joneser514, that soundtrack is awesome.

Oakenfold is the shiat. A good friend of mine actually won an all-expense paid trip to England to hang backstage with Oakenfold, Paul van Dyke, Sasha & Digweed, and more. I think it was some festival at Gatecrasher. He sent me some great pics. I was so jealous.

You can come over to my place and watch me play records for free any time.

Article was funnay. They spelled out boobs but not t*ts. Ha! Ha!

farken_icehole

Eh. Worst Bond girl ever. She looked rediculous trying to be sexy.

That's movie nerd flamebait if I ever saw it. Why don't you just make a comparison of Princess Leah to Seven of Nine while you're at it?

PS: Have you seen Diamonds are Forever?

Monsters Ball was a good movie. Peter Boyle was good even if it was a small part. Heck even Heath Leger couldn't screw it up.

That's "exploitatative," thank you.

My favorites part of "Monster's Balls" was where they executed Sean 'Puff Diddly' Combs. Worth the price of admission alone. I would even buy his album if it contained a recording of him getting executed.

It's a trap!

Love those golden globes.

40below, you owe me a new laptop...

Hmm what could t*ts mean?
Tats? She won't show her tattoos?
Tuts? Her Ancient Egypt collection?
Tets? She won't celebrate Vietnamese New Year anymore?
Oh of course. Tots. Obviously Halle Berry is as protective of her tots as Napoleon Dynamite.

/"No get your own!"

Wow, Boobies wins the thread. GJ 40below

I personally thank her mammory overlords for their performance in Monster's Ball.


/is probably going to burn for this

Iczer: I personally thank her mammory overlords for their performance in Monster's Ball.

/is probably going to burn for this


Burn for what?

thejrah: Burn for what?

Being lame...

I don't usually feel the jungle fever, but...

I'd hit her!