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(AP)   State prison guard charged with peeing on a computer   ( divider line
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8958 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Aug 2005 at 6:37 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-08-30 06:22:57 PM  
Dave is the best name in the world.
2005-08-30 06:26:36 PM  
dave's not here
2005-08-30 06:31:52 PM  
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2005-08-30 06:39:15 PM  
Was it a Apple? Hey they sell for 50 bucks now anyways....
2005-08-30 06:39:54 PM  
Lucky he didn't hit the power supply, toasted nuts anyone?
2005-08-30 06:40:30 PM  
police and gaurds are only different from the locked up criminals in one way...

one set wears badges.
2005-08-30 06:41:14 PM  
When I was little and had no sense, I peed on a electric fence.....
2005-08-30 06:41:26 PM  
Sounds like he was pissed off...

2005-08-30 06:42:10 PM  
I think $1,500 will forever be the price estimate people give when a computer farks up.
2005-08-30 06:42:40 PM  
2005-08-30 06:43:12 PM  
That's about as well as a prison guard knows how to operate a computer.
2005-08-30 06:43:45 PM  
what, no poo flinging?
2005-08-30 06:45:46 PM  
Que Calvin image in 3...2...1...
2005-08-30 06:46:35 PM  
Did he just watch the R. Kelly video?
2005-08-30 06:46:56 PM  
Now why would you waste perfectly good urine on a dusty computer when there are actually cops around to pee on?
2005-08-30 06:48:33 PM  
Because the stupid asshat didn't have any inmates to piss on.
2005-08-30 06:49:51 PM  
So he watched the R. Kelly video like the rest of us poor saps....
2005-08-30 06:51:58 PM  
why do all prison gaurds seem to be complete assholes?
2005-08-30 06:53:47 PM  
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GOD DAMN IT! I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good!
2005-08-30 06:53:50 PM  
Oh, the humanity!
2005-08-30 06:55:02 PM  
who has previous felony convictions and knew Shannon from the prison

Was anyone else surprised by this? Oh and he apologized.
2005-08-30 06:55:17 PM  
R Kelly works as a prison guard?
/because you can never have enough R Kelly jokes
2005-08-30 06:56:18 PM  
He apologized? That makes everything better.

That's why my g/f got pissed at me. I didn't say I was sorry afterwards.

/piss at me? no pun intended
2005-08-30 06:56:23 PM  
First it's a computer, soon it'll be the electric fence.
2005-08-30 07:01:44 PM  
Computer, toliet, what's the difference?
2005-08-30 07:03:53 PM  
go ahead, laugh at the stoopid prison guard. he's connected, one of them. this story will quickly disappear. and he will be pissing on you when you go back to prison.
2005-08-30 07:04:07 PM  
Overflow error
2005-08-30 07:04:38 PM  
His employment status was unclear.

Can he guard himself in jail?
2005-08-30 07:05:46 PM  
jwhite905: go ahead, laugh at the stoopid prison guard.

i hope THAT was a joke in itself
2005-08-30 07:05:48 PM  
He is a computer whiz.
2005-08-30 07:07:59 PM  
Yes, folks, once again, Fark presents another exciting episode of "Rocket-Scientists on Parade"!!!

/seriously, though, haven't you ever wanted to piss on a computer?
//especially when that ill-timed BSOD lights up your face in that eerie way?
///I'm sure the folks at Fark wanted to piss on some systems back when the whole motherboard fiasco was going on
////I got nuthin' else to slash about
2005-08-30 07:09:29 PM  
Match this with R Kelly and you've got the urine trifecta.
2005-08-30 07:12:08 PM  
I'm just so happy this wasn't in Kentucky.
2005-08-30 07:13:27 PM  
I'm with the "guy must have watched the RKelly video" theory.
2005-08-30 07:13:59 PM  
2005-08-30 07:15:42 PM  
Urine trouble now
2005-08-30 07:17:16 PM  
Memory leakage?
2005-08-30 07:18:08 PM  
there was an incident in tacoma, wa, between an army lt. and a prison guard---big gun battle. cul de sac littered with shell casings----never again to be heard about.
and you wonder why people flee or fight to the finish to avoid going to prison.
some of those abu ghraib creeps were prison guards in civilian life!!!
ya gotta wonder.
2005-08-30 07:19:17 PM  

He peed on it because the computer had Linux on it.

Linux. for computer geeks too cheap to buy Windows, and too immature to admit their admiration of Bill Gates and his billions.

2005-08-30 07:21:14 PM  
Well I was gonna say 'at least he apologized' (and i did, didn't i?) but I have to agree with delau when he says Dave is the best name in the world.

Why? Because my name's Dave. [image from too old to be available]
2005-08-30 07:23:07 PM  
daredeviltravis: jwhite905: go ahead, laugh at the stoopid prison guard.

i hope THAT was a joke in itself
2005-08-30 07:24:10 PM  
Sorry about that. Just peed on my computer and wanted to see if FarkIT still worked.

/It worked
2005-08-30 07:24:28 PM  
I peed on my gamecube once..I was sleepwalking though.
2005-08-30 07:27:41 PM  
Computer = Mrs. Sheffield
2005-08-30 07:36:13 PM  
Hell, if it was a mac, it probably improved it!

/oh yes, i went there
2005-08-30 07:49:00 PM  
Nothing beats humiliation. Nothing beats humiliation, like a cop, in jail. With a club.
2005-08-30 08:00:42 PM  
RaoulDuke: why do all prison guards seem to be complete assholes?

It's a job that calls out to sadists, if they aren't when they start they get jaded pretty fast, always staring into the dark maw of human wretchedness.
2005-08-30 08:26:12 PM  
Well, cops pissing on computers beats them doing the normal job of pissing on people's rights.

/I keed, I keed
2005-08-30 09:17:41 PM  
RaoulDuke: why do all prison gaurds seem to be complete assholes?

Because the clever ones got a McJob?

/is this a competition?
//did I win?
2005-08-30 09:27:20 PM  
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