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(AZCentral)   Britney has a new boyfriend. Apparently he's not hitting it either.   ( divider line
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27119 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2002 at 8:01 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-23 09:31:51 AM  
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"You know you want me.....cough cough..."
2002-04-23 09:34:54 AM  
Britney: From Dating fags to Smoking fags
The E! True Story
2002-04-23 09:35:27 AM  
FDA means


Get it?
2002-04-23 09:36:45 AM  
Everybody knows neither her or Justin can sing. There rellay is no reason to be with her except for her money.
2002-04-23 09:47:12 AM  
the whole 'virgin' thing is malarkey. It's a PR front... It's well known that her and Justin partied and got liquored up... and I guarantee there was some humpin.
2002-04-23 09:55:05 AM  
for all you farkocrites like to rip on her... Just count how many of the 'top 20' farkposts she is the centre of the universe for.

She 0wnz fark, totally. And with a booty like that she deserves to. More the slut the better, as far as we farkers are concerened.
2002-04-23 09:56:15 AM  
Oh, and did I mention that I find her sexually attractive?

With or without (boyfriend/cigarette/d-cup) - insert as appropriate.
2002-04-23 09:57:29 AM  
Tobychubacca chode?
2002-04-23 09:59:37 AM  
its no supprise she started smokeing she goes drinking with Tara Reid-who famous for lighting up anywhere she wants ...oh murcyful god what a lesbo movie that would make
2002-04-23 09:59:43 AM  
Jesus Christ
2002-04-23 10:04:50 AM  
no matter how anti-pop music u are.. justin can sing.

im nothing but a hard core hip-hop and R&B fan.. with some mainstream rock love.. and even i recognize he can sing. stop drinking the Hatorade®
2002-04-23 10:06:42 AM  
Anybody else think she looks terrible as a platinum blonde in those retro Pepsi commercials? Almost as bad as Angelina Jolie in that new movie she's in.
2002-04-23 10:08:51 AM  
Lindseyp: "She 0wnz fark, totally. And with a booty like that she deserves to."

What, just because she's a young hot farkable girl, she "deserves" everything? Feh, I don't think so. Why do girls think everythinng should be given to them just because they're hot. She deserves fark all and no one owes her a damn thing.

She gets so many mentions her because she's a parody of herself. She's hot and has a lot of bling-bling, but she's still a joke. I'd fark her in the nostrils if she'd let me, but she's still a joke.
2002-04-23 10:12:59 AM  
dont knock Justin.. that guys okay.. and he can actually sing..

...Thanks to a permanent sinus infection.
2002-04-23 10:16:49 AM  
She's taken up cigarette smoking? There goes my hope that she'll get parkinsons.
2002-04-23 10:19:39 AM  
Always remember:
For every beautiful woman, there's a man who was sick and tired of putting up with her shiat.

Someone needs to sock her in the browneye... that'll fix her.
2002-04-23 10:19:45 AM  
shes gotta be giving it up.. it's not like guys are going out with her because of her personality..
2002-04-23 10:24:47 AM  
Someone needs to sock her in the browneye... that'll fix her.

I supose she could be doing that already, and still, in the biblical sense, be a virgin....

It would certainly explain that slimy trail of blood, shiat and semen she leaves wherever she goes.
2002-04-23 10:42:41 AM  
Brilliant, NosferaDrew.
2002-04-23 10:46:41 AM  
I'd guess the smoking is mainly acting as an appetite suppressant for Brit. Let's face it, anyone can see she's destined to battle the same demons Norma Jean did. She's gonna plump up and be then get dumped by her oh-so-fickle public.

Damn shame, it is.
2002-04-23 10:47:43 AM  
He's a dancer. He doesn't really want to hit it. He just wants to be able to pick up the guys that follow her around.
2002-04-23 10:50:26 AM  
somebody photoshop her with a cigarette already
2002-04-23 10:56:22 AM  
I'd do her. Who cares if she can sing.. All she has to do is scream my name.
2002-04-23 11:16:19 AM  
I hear she takes it up the poop-chute, so she can maintain "virgin" status. Sweeeeeeeeeet.
2002-04-23 11:18:00 AM  
I'd buy a trailerpark for her....
2002-04-23 11:22:44 AM  
Britney Spears may be getting over being dumped by Justin Timberlake...

He dumbed her? I guess everybody was right when they said he was gay.

the British tabs have linked her with 24-year-old choreographer Brian Friedman.

Oh! She now is going out with a man who dances for a living! I wonder if he lives in California!
2002-04-23 11:27:46 AM  
I'm anxiously awaiting the day her career implodes and she starts making porn.
2002-04-23 11:31:46 AM  
So am I. Sooooo ammmm I
2002-04-23 11:34:56 AM  
Why do I get the feeling that in now and 5 years (ok, maybe 10) there's going to be a dramatic rise in the number of male porn stars wanting to do specific types of scripts involving died blonde slightly overweight perma-virgins?
2002-04-23 11:38:24 AM  
hatorade? who are you, fred farking durst?
2002-04-23 11:43:25 AM  
Why does everybody think her breasts are fake? They are not. (not that I would know from personal experience, darn)
2002-04-23 11:46:52 AM  
lol, Worldcitizen :) you are so true
2002-04-23 11:52:34 AM  
This is annoying, Britney says she's a virgin to be a role model for young girls then starts smoking????

What a twat, what's next, anal porn while smoking?
2002-04-23 12:07:36 PM  
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2002-04-23 12:11:24 PM  
Britney's next boyfriend, that gay dude from TLC or whatever.
2002-04-23 12:15:21 PM  
"04-23-02 08:16:47 AM Talonpest
This guy must like to pick up girls when they're on the rebound from a dissapointing relationship, while they're impressionable. And then he'll probably use that to fark her in a very uncomfortable place... like in the back of a Volkswagon!"

Talonpest--I here the new Volkswagens are actually quite roomy and comfortable, and more people are enjoying them than ever before. Today, especially for girls, the Volkswagen is not the "uncomfortable place" it used to be.

[wait a minute, was that a euphemism?]
2002-04-23 12:16:04 PM  
I wonder if her new boyfriend smokes cigars. A la Slick Willie and Monica....
2002-04-23 12:37:13 PM  
Britney's hott ! I've seen worse looking at strip clubs (Glass Slipper in Boston anyone ? If you haven't been there, then you're lucky !) I'd take Britney and her cigs, do her, then get her started on a nice little Smack addiction to prepare for her future E! true hollywood story.

Smoking cigaretts ? All that means is at least there will be less time for her to talk your head off (no , the other head).
2002-04-23 12:55:06 PM  
Hey... wait a minute...

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is equal to

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2002-04-23 12:57:15 PM  

You people are so lame. I wouldn't hit her with someone else's stick. Puhleeeese!!

If she were to cross paths with any one of you naysayers you would piss your pants if she were to look you in the eye.

Young, hot, multi-millionaire. What's not to like? You all are just jealous that you can't have her and it shows in your juvenile Britney bashing.

2002-04-23 01:41:31 PM  
How many millions are we talking about here? does anyone knows?
2002-04-23 01:49:46 PM  
Vegeta- Exactly. Couldn't have said it better myself.
2002-04-23 02:15:20 PM  
Why does Britney go for such pussies? She could have any damn man she wants! *sickened jealous female*
2002-04-23 02:16:30 PM  
P.S. I have an irrational fear of men called Brian.

I don't mind women called Brian though.

"Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
2002-04-23 02:46:12 PM  
because britney has bought into that whole "we will make men more like women since really we want to be more like men but can't so this is what we'll do instead" thing.
2002-04-23 03:13:51 PM  
Smoking makes you cool, right?
2002-04-23 03:21:54 PM  
Cool, she has taken up smoking... we wont have to wait so long until the world is free of that biatch.
2002-04-23 05:02:51 PM  
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You decide...........
2002-04-23 05:24:11 PM  
"Hey,Britney..Do you smoke after sex?"
"Uhh,no I never really looked before.."
2002-04-23 05:34:24 PM  
04-23-02 09:34:54 AM Roughy
Britney: From Dating fags to Smoking fags
The E! True Story

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