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(AP)   Alleged trespasser enters Jennifer Aniston's house. Says he was just picking up his things, then going back to Angelina's place   (apnews.myway.com) divider line 66
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2005-08-26 02:30:03 PM
Can't we just be "Friends"?
 
2005-08-26 02:30:42 PM
You can call me Joey or Ross.
 
2005-08-26 04:07:16 PM
Brad-Jen-Angelina

Because we don't know enough white people with screwed up love lives.


/slash right down the middle
//cut twice, measure once
 
2005-08-26 04:15:12 PM
That's really scary.
 
2005-08-26 05:30:02 PM
Attention thieves: Jennifer Aniston doesn't believe in owning a decent security system, dogs or hiring rent-a-cops.
 
cdo
2005-08-26 08:02:25 PM
That's all well and good, but where are the boobie links? Specifically, where are the Jennifer Aniston boobie links?
 
2005-08-26 08:02:41 PM
or bras thicker than onionskin.
 
2005-08-26 08:03:28 PM
That guy has some serious balls to be pulling a stunt like that. Honestly, celebrities are probably a little trigger happy. I know if someone walked into my house like that the frist tihng they'd see is an aluminum bat flying towards their temple.
 
2005-08-26 08:04:06 PM
You know, my wife would totally do Brad Pitt (like most straight women), and I would totally watch!
 
2005-08-26 08:04:24 PM
Jennifer who?

- Brad
 
2005-08-26 08:04:41 PM
If she's gonna leave her doors unlocked, what does she expect to happen? Huh? Jeez, talk about asking for it...
 
2005-08-26 08:04:56 PM
Hey Jen, I've got a little mess that you can help clean up...

 
2005-08-26 08:05:53 PM
08:02:41 PM orrinbloquy


or bras thicker than onionskin.

Being as this is the intranetty thingy. I would personally like to see proof of what there you say.
 
2005-08-26 08:05:54 PM
Who cares? Why does this make Fark front page? If I wanted drek, I'd get on TF.

/I keed
//maybe?
 
2005-08-26 08:11:40 PM
Woodyhayes:

Thanks dude, more please.
 
2005-08-26 08:16:27 PM
I'd like to enter Jennifer Aniston
 
2005-08-26 08:20:41 PM
it would've been funnier if he made himself a sandwich and watched some TV. that'd be one screwy intruder. I'd be too shocked at the audacity.
 
2005-08-26 08:21:58 PM
DaveX

That's a bit of a red flag there...
 
2005-08-26 08:22:23 PM
Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox.. 2 of the best reasons to watch Friends.

Not her best pic..


This is nice thou -

 
2005-08-26 08:30:34 PM
Why is Jennifer Aniston considered so attractive? Seriously, she may be attractive in that normal, everyday kind of way, but people place her in the "Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba/Eva Longoria" Super-Hot category.

/Would probably still hit it.
//Just not as enthusiasticaly as anyone in the "Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba/Eva Longoria" Super-Hot category.
 
2005-08-26 08:30:53 PM
"Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?"

/Eject
 
2005-08-26 08:37:39 PM
Oh, thank you Woody Hayes!
 
2005-08-26 08:47:00 PM
I tresspass in her house.
 
2005-08-26 08:49:39 PM
Unless the submitter's name is Jennifer Aniston, that Scary tag makes no sense.
 
GCD
2005-08-26 08:49:44 PM
Jizz Master Zero,

Why is Jennifer Aniston considered so attractive? Seriously, she may be attractive in that normal, everyday kind of way, but people place her in the "Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba/Eva Longoria" Super-Hot category.

I'm not sure about you, but I don't consider Angelina Jolie to be "super-hot".

Jennifer Aniston has that girl-next-door look going on.
 
2005-08-26 08:49:59 PM
Well done WoodyHayes. Now someone just needs to tell me what movie that is from.
 
2005-08-26 08:55:49 PM
It would have been funnier if he walked in and said he was looking for Brad Pitt.

Or Courtney Cox.

Or Snuffle-upagus
 
2005-08-26 08:56:37 PM
Jizz Master Zero: "Angelina Jolie/Jessica Alba/Eva Longoria" Super-Hot category.

We seem to have very different opinions as to what is or what is not super hot.

I'd hit all three of them, yes.
But they're still not "super-hot"
 
2005-08-26 08:56:38 PM
movie with Jenn in french-maid gear: Friends with Money clicky popy
 
2005-08-26 09:00:08 PM
nice headline.
 
2005-08-26 09:03:00 PM
Jizz Master Zero:
Thanks for letting us know you would still be willing to hit it. Glad to know that you, being the team player you are, would come down a few notches from your normal level and hit a regular old Jennifer Aniston. Even if it would be unenthused sex.

The best part is how you phrased it to sound like you are the one preventing it from happening. As if you need only decide to in order to make it happen.

/that said, I'd hit it
//and realize irony of the post
 
2005-08-26 09:04:59 PM
Hmmm, out of that Angelina/Alba/Eva super-hot category, I think the most hittable is... Jennifer Aniston. Oh, she wasn't listed? Well you can have the other 3, I'll still take Aniston.
 
2005-08-26 09:09:40 PM
Jennifer Aniston is boring. I took a poll of the women in my office and not only did they think that Brad was right to dump that bland biatch, they all said they'd do Angelina too.
 
2005-08-26 09:17:10 PM
GCD: I'm not sure about you, but I don't consider Angelina Jolie to be "super-hot".

I consider her to be a skank queen, and not just because of Billy Bob. She's just a notch above Courtney Love in my book in fact. Jennifer is Another Story Altogether.
 
2005-08-26 09:21:37 PM
yeah... i might do one of them... i guess... if i was really bored... hahahahaha... of course she's HOT!
 
2005-08-26 09:21:54 PM
I sincerely hope people who say Alyson Hannigan is for losers who can't fantasize about attractive women aren't the same ones here losing their jizz over a pie-faced, lantern-jawed, shnozmonster with stringy mousy-brown hair and a whiny voice.
 
2005-08-26 09:27:50 PM
I'm with orrinbloquy.
 
2005-08-26 09:34:02 PM
I am truly envious of all those on a friday evening who are about to score with such incredibly amazing women that they actually think that Jennifer Aniston is not that hot.

/hats off to you all
//would love to hit it
 
2005-08-26 09:51:36 PM
orrinbloquy:

I sincerely hope people who say Alyson Hannigan is for losers who can't fantasize about attractive women aren't the same ones here losing their jizz over a pie-faced, lantern-jawed, shnozmonster with stringy mousy-brown hair and a whiny voice.

There is definitely nothing hot about this



/My tongue almost went through my cheek it was so firmly implanted
//Thanks Nocturnal
 
2005-08-26 10:09:29 PM
Hope they didn't find the Brad/Jen sex tape he had stashed on him...
 
2005-08-26 10:10:50 PM
dlarson
I consider her to be a skank queen, and not just because of Billy Bob. She's just a notch above Courtney Love in my book in fact. Jennifer is Another Story Altogether.

Why is that exactly? Jolie's been married twice and has been linked with Brad Pitt, that's it. Aniston's slutted around with a lot more people than that. This week she's with Vince Vaughn. So why the hate for Jolie? I don't get why everyone dumps on her so much.
 
2005-08-26 10:11:25 PM
DaveX:

You know, my wife would totally do Brad Pitt (like most straight women), and I would totally watch!

DaveX is a homo. He just got married so that he would be seen as a family man and get promoted at work. That is all.
 
2005-08-26 10:17:11 PM
Real name: Jennifer Anistonopoulos
 
2005-08-26 10:19:05 PM
I would go down on Brad Pitt, but that does not make me gay. To be gay you have to do more than 10 gay acts a year. I have 7 to go.
 
2005-08-26 10:22:06 PM
So why the hate for Jolie? I don't get why everyone dumps on her so much.

I've just been put off by everyone going on and on about jolie being the ideal women (based on her body). Before Jolie's implants, Aniston's a lot bigger.

 
2005-08-26 10:23:50 PM
Enter her house? I'd take my shoes off at her door, knock the dust out of her drapes, and give her carpet one hell of a lathering. And her cellar.. oh yeah...

/fapfapfap
 
2005-08-26 10:28:47 PM
Jeff_from_MD
I've just been put off by everyone going on and on about jolie being the ideal women (based on her body). Before Jolie's implants, Aniston's a lot bigger.

It's not her fault she's gotten a lot of press and she does not have implants. They're real.
 
2005-08-26 10:46:07 PM
He should have at least posed as a service guy or something...........and installed hidden cameras with web feeds.
 
2005-08-26 11:06:09 PM
Hey Jennifer...join the club.

 
2005-08-26 11:29:19 PM
not wanting to get into semantics, Ignorant McNugget, but it's Anastassakis.
 
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