Best kill the children, just to make sure they don't affect anyone else.

It's always the parents who complain, never the kids.

Eh... no matter what you say, that was a dumbass move

Man, back in the day ( as in 1996 ) we watched pr0n all the time in shop. (Technical highschool, electronics..) In fact, when they installed the cabeling in the new wing, the wires were tested with a feed of the playboy channel.

- One4k4

so...?

Hero tag Anyone?

I got really excited when i saw this icon:


PORN!

Stupid, stupid, stupid. This guy will be banned from teaching now. Common sense is just way lacking here.

Wow sex-ed has progressed since my days.

Of course the kids wouldn't complain! Who would complain about seeing pr0n when you are a horny 8th grade kid? I remember when I went on a trip to Washington DC in 8th grade, we figured out how to rig the hotel TV to give us free pr0n! Hell yeah! We also figured the back way to get to the girls rooms, without having to pass by the security guard. :D

Those kids had it easy... I had a PE teacher in 8th grade who was arrested by the FBI a few years later for trafficing in kiddie porn.

I think the picture says it all...

And he is the son of Dick or Jerry?

BTW, that is fugged up what he did. The kids can find porn themselves without his help. Now he is going to the shiathouse for his stupidity.

The guy is a sexual deviant... read the article, this isn't cool:

"He would show us dirty jokes and pictures of naked people on the Internet," eighth-grade student Nicole Robinson said.

"He would rub on people's legs, look down shirts, and talk to us about sex," Robinson said.

scumbag

When you masturbate God kills a kitten.
Turn him over to PETA or the SPCA. Horny 8th graders could seriously impact the kitten population.
Think of the kitties people!

Seriously that is one sick Fvck!

"Ok children... This is a training film. This is the last film acclaimed actress Linda Lovelace made....Now pay attention........"

His name is Van Dyke. And he has a Van Dyke!

Rarely in the course of Fark events are we presented with such an obvious gift......

First there was Cliche Kitty

now we have Lester Van Dyke.....Cliche Perv

Grab his picture from the site and go to work Photoshoppers

This could be good.

Damn, i had to work so hard to get my porn in 8th grade...I should've gone to this school!

Why is it entirely unsurprising that this guy is named Lester?

Look at his photo, for god's sake. The guy was a sex offence waiting to happen.

I hate pedophiles as much as the next guy, but come on, this was in Texas, so who cares? It's not like life in Texas will change any by locking this guy up.

Anyone surprised the guy looks like this:

Lock him up? This is Texas, remember... he's gonna fry!

"OK, who snitched to to five-o about the teach showing pr0n?"

Hlx
I think the picture says it all...
Zchamu
Look at his photo, for god's sake. The guy was a sex offence waiting to happen.


No one looks good in a mug shot picture since they tend to arrest you about o-dark thirty.

Trying to gauge who is a sick fark by appearances doesn't work. Who would have guessed some of those nice looking Priests/Scoutmasters/baseball coashes/neighbors were pedophiles?

Talonpest: Oh yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to insinuate that Texas was part of a civilized or industrialized country. I'll try not to make that same mistake.

The right thing for the school district to do would be to transfer him and cover it up. That's what the Catholic church does, so it must be the right way to handle the situation.

All right, I'm done. No more flames. Won't happen again, sorry.

Lock him up? This is Texas, remember... he's gonna fry!

Maybe if more sex offenders got locked up for life (or fried, as you say) then we'd have fewer sex offenders.

Just a thought.

Hey, if the Catholic Church says kiddie sex is OK, who's to say it's wrong in the schools? After all the Pope outranks a mere school official.

Man you guys are brutal.

At first I was reminded of a scene from Monty Python's: The Meaning of Life. Then I read the article. I'm surprised this guy wasn't a catholic priest instead of a teacher. He would fit the requirements for one easy.

I love Texas jokes. And church jokes. If it wasn't for the pedopheilia, this thread would be awesome!

Lester "The Molester" Van Dyke. How could they let this guy teach with a name like that? He really does look the part.

what a perv

Hmm, looks like one of my neighbors, except I live in Houston, with two registered sex offenders on my street. Who knows how many others there are, a few of them have that "look" about them. At least they don't have mullets.

Joshua, Texas. Isn't that where a kid was dragged to death a couple of years ago? This city needs help.

"I'm very stunned that you didn't think that was a problem," one mother told her son.

Earth to Mom: he showed them boobies.

Sounds like my junior high, teacher wise. These faggy teachers would pretend to be everyone's friends, but the truth was that they were just shiatty teachers. I mean teach and be nice, but education comes before "rapping with the kids."

Udo

No, that was near Houston. Joshua is just south of Ft. Worth on I-35.

Lots of people need help, my friend. Lots of people. People like to pretend Texas has more than it's share of nut cases (and some days it might) but I see wierd stuff happening the world over.

A Freak?
In Texas?
No Way!!
Who woulda thought that?!
Texas is so stable a state.
The citizens are all so SANE.... NOT

So Ab4dd0n, I bet your property values are sky high in that neighborhood?

OMG, they need to get this guy out of junior high permanently. Not because of the porn showing; I don't mind that. Just look at his face! It screams pedophile.

"I'm very stunned that you..."

People need to stop learning idiom from television news.

Okay, now why didnt they kick his shins and castrate him with a spork from the café? Its his fault for doing it, its the kiddles fault for not calling him on it the first time. If it is as much of a problem as this article makes it out to be, it should've been stopped sooner... heh.

-Nicoli

He does not look like a pervert. He looks like a guy who has a hell of allot of energy. He just found an improper expression of for it. The kids liked him probably because he was a good teacher. What 8th grader doesnt want to see pr0n? What normal guy does not look down ladies shirts? Did the girl welcome his touching her legs? who knows, it doesnt say. If any of the youth really had a problem w/ it they probably would have done something about it. Maybe this guy should get a HERO tag. :) he would for me when i was in the 8th grade and horny as hell.

How can kids learn the proper use for a trapeze if they are not allowed to watch "Behind the Green Door" ?

where was the relatively high paid school administrators while this was going on all year???
probably having the business manager take dicktation

Coulda been worse. My school we had one of those whole student/teacher relationship things happen a couple of times. Wierdest wedding ever too, lemme tell you.