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		Jennifer Garner tight-lipped about pregnancy. Expected to be somewhat loose-lipped after she pops out Affleck v2.0 (newsday.com)		100
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bigd29		2005-08-24 03:30:12 PM

Delightfully crass, submitter.

Isuldirs		2005-08-24 03:32:01 PM

Oh...you went there!

MasterThief		2005-08-24 03:57:08 PM

The zing of the daaaaaaay!

/FIGNUTS

FarkeeDeSade		2005-08-24 04:40:55 PM

v2.0 assumes the previous version was fit for release.

mrCasual		2005-08-24 05:01:12 PM

I'm usually pretty anti-abortion, but, I tell you, I'm riding the fence on this one.

dmeat		2005-08-24 05:39:47 PM

*snort*

El Morro		2005-08-24 06:01:14 PM

If I was drinking milk, it would have shot out of my nose because of the headline.

/submitter, please out yourself. That was farking brilliant

jeremyrainman		2005-08-24 06:10:06 PM

Now we'll get an answer to the question:
If two bad actors have a child, does that make a good actor?

rickythepenguin		2005-08-24 06:14:14 PM

El Morro: /submitter, please out yourself. That was farking brilliant

Ricardo del Penguino, at your cervix. *deep bow*

Peaceboy		2005-08-24 06:39:50 PM

Laugh all you want, but the kid's gonna grow up to be da bomb in Phantoms II, yo.

Quick1		2005-08-24 06:52:06 PM

Is Fb- possibly the father?

Quick1		2005-08-24 06:52:43 PM

Can Quick1 learn to close his bold tags?

TommyymmoT		2005-08-24 07:03:12 PM

Quick1
Can Quick1 learn to close his bold tags?

I don't think it really matters.
Just don't open them around Ben Affleck.

rrtt22		2005-08-24 08:10:01 PM

Wow, if I had known I would have to go so low as the "lip" joke then I would have just to get a green light

davidshi123		2005-08-24 09:32:31 PM

I don't get the headline...

=(

levski1912		2005-08-24 09:33:54 PM

With Affleck v1.0, we stood at an abyss of terrible acting. With v2.0, we shall take a giant step forward.

Appear Offline		2005-08-24 09:34:17 PM

Sidney Bristol is going to be spying at the supermarket and daycare now...RIP Alias.

atomsmoosher		2005-08-24 09:34:31 PM

Well, davidshi123, when an overrated actor bangs a semi-talented babeoid, the resulting fetal expulsion will wubba-wubba her hoo-hoo-nanny.

Jack Gladney		2005-08-24 09:34:43 PM

That headline is a little too crass for my delicate sensibilities. Can't we just agree to talk about that shampoo commerical with science when Affleck is involved?

Narc_		2005-08-24 09:35:23 PM

2005-08-24 09:32:31 PM davidshi123

I don't get the headline...

Then you obviously have never had the pleasure of having sex with your wife/baby's momma after her having a kid.

/kegles are a "good thing"
//Don't care if that's not how you spell it

BanjoMan		2005-08-24 09:35:25 PM

loose lipped...bwahahahahahaha

*claps*

atomsmoosher		2005-08-24 09:35:45 PM

Oh, and it helps to flick your lips with your index finger when you say "wubba-wubba," 'k?

LordHart		2005-08-24 09:38:30 PM

Wouldn't it be Bennifer v2.1?

eeedlef		2005-08-24 09:38:33 PM

Affleck v2.0

That is so terrifying to think about. I'm getting another drink.

Mugato		2005-08-24 09:39:16 PM

They should wait for the service pack.

Is the kid going to come out wearing a rug?

Clavis		2005-08-24 09:39:29 PM

fearmymullet		2005-08-24 09:39:56 PM

Black?

Red?

scally1		2005-08-24 09:40:26 PM

why is this a "cool" tag. it should be "sad" that those 2 are forcing their offspring on the rest of us.

Mr. Nesbitt		2005-08-24 09:41:12 PM

Has anyone else noticed that Jennifer is either hot or really ugly depending on your mood?

bigjoel		2005-08-24 09:41:19 PM

ZeioMan		2005-08-24 09:41:42 PM

Mugato		2005-08-24 09:41:46 PM

Alias jumped the shark when they started getting into supernatural shiat and cults, just like Dark Angel.

davidshi123		2005-08-24 09:42:05 PM

atomsmoosher

Damm, I was thinking Affleck v2.0 was something deeper than just his kid.

spleef420		2005-08-24 09:42:34 PM

This'll be Harvey_Birdman's favorite thread.

/this troll has been brought to you by the number 420

theToadMan		2005-08-24 09:43:15 PM

well done submitter

elvisaintdead		2005-08-24 09:43:41 PM

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE NEXT LITTLE DAMON

/caps intentional
//no doubt who has talent in this little LaLaWood menage
///he can't act legitimately, much less straight

Eat The Placenta		2005-08-24 09:44:28 PM

The Anti-Christ is on the way!

John Hopoate		2005-08-24 09:44:44 PM

rickythepenguin, go make me a replacement cup of coffee and clean my keyboard while you're at it.

Don't be a Cool_Arrow!		2005-08-24 09:48:46 PM

Just the thought of Jennifer changing her name to "Mrs. AZCRACK" makes me sick. NOW THIS!

Mugato		2005-08-24 09:48:51 PM

I think Matt Damon is going to get jealous and adopt a Cambodian kid.

/I have no idea what that means

nap2swFL		2005-08-24 09:49:19 PM

Jennifer Garner is awesome... scratch that... WAS awesome before she ended up with that no talent asshat

danvon		2005-08-24 09:50:09 PM

Excellent headline Mr. Submitter.

tethead		2005-08-24 09:51:42 PM

atomsmoosher: Well, davidshi123, when an overrated actor bangs a semi-talented babeoid, the resulting fetal expulsion will wubba-wubba her hoo-hoo-nanny.

i think that clears it up for everyone, thank you!

nice headline, submitter

JohnnyDonkeySnr		2005-08-24 09:53:13 PM

Well that boy does have a big head..poor girl.

Mugato		2005-08-24 09:54:30 PM

This is what Ben's ass looks like...
~~Matt Jennifer~~ Jennifer

orrinbloquy		2005-08-24 09:54:33 PM

"Sydney! Your parachute isn't opening!!"

"Not a problem...Lemme rip off my panties..."
FWWOOOOFF

God--		2005-08-24 09:58:50 PM

So Ben... um...tell me... Is it tight or is it like thorowing a hotdog down a hallway?

/done in his best stewie voice.

ekdikeo4		2005-08-24 09:59:54 PM

I'd still bang the fark out of it. Ten times as much since she's pregnant now. That's farking HAWT.

Oh, I guess Ben already did bang the fark out of it didn't he...