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I've known some Dutch girls I would gladly donate sperm to.

Search for a Wanker?

/sorry

I have a handful. Where do I send it?

I donate my sperm to the Toilet Gods every day.

What do I win?

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

Yeah cuz we all know that Fox is the ONLY network that puts out crap reality shows right?

Dr. Frisbee: I donate my sperm to the Toilet Gods every day.

You fool. Don't you know anything about physics? DNA can be fashioned into a high powered computer!

Think of all the lost cycles.

Easiest. Contest. EVAR.

The show is a one-off competing with four other reality TV programmes, one of which follows five former prostitutes starting a cafe

I forsee great problems for that cafe.

theme song: Gimme that Nut by Easy E

Air Sperm: great shoes.

Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It's kind of my thing, you know...

The show should obviously be titled 'Half the Women in Clubs and Bars'

Bravo, submitter.

/stopped watching television 2 years ago

I thought this was called "Elimidate".

I submitted this with a better headline:

Amsterdam scene of new "Pick a baby daddy, I want your sperm!" reality show (SFW)

The programme receiving most votes from viewers on Saturday, after all the shows have aired, will be turned into a series.

So they turned deciding on reality shows into a reality show?

/shudder

Sadly the phrase "Come on down" is used on another game show.

Dr. Frisbee: I donate my sperm to the Toilet Gods every day.

You fool. Don't you know anything about physics? DNA can be fashioned into a high powered computer!

Think of all the lost cycles.

I save mine in a jar and it's already calculated pi to a repeating decimal. I need someone to write a printer driver for it so it can output the results.

Yay, my country on Fark. Woot.

(Ashamed to be dutch...)

Contact them directly at: s­p­ermb­urp­eryzz­i­jc­om

Q: How do you know if a hooker has a full stomach?
A: She has a runny nose

Lol, someone is upset submitter is picking on FOX. Wahhhhh.

So the penguin looks embarrassed and says, "oh, no, no, that's just ice cream."

/and he calls himself "The Aristocrat."

rbuzby

It's a funny joke you dipstick.

Hey doubleem!

"A Nobel Prize winner! An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the 'Sweathogs'!"

"I checked; it's not Horshack."

Man, I feel patriotic.

Tell me that's milk...

Because ABC,NBC and CBS never broadcast any trash programs..

2005-08-24 01:39:36 PM triphammer

Ah jeez, for the love of Mike! Please tell me that's milk!

triphammer: Word is that they're putting this broad in charge of recruiting:


If you watched more bukkake like a proper man, you'd realise that cum on a face isn't white at all. More like shiny see-through.

Oh man, bannination imminent.

Enjoy the bannination!

A new low. Magna cum laude graduation....

I ALREADY HAD THIS IDEA DAMMMMMMMMMMMMIIITT!

i also discounted it because really, how hard is it for a girl to find a guy to... ehem... "donate" their little soldiers? I mean everyday on fark we see some woman, who is farked up beyond belief, yet we are horrified to find out, that someone, somewhere farked her.

oh and also, dear lord, please get the naughty pictures off the screen. thanks.

The only way I would watch this is if she was the Super Nanny.

That is all.

You've got to like your chances with a girl named Yessica.

I've never understood the whole bukkake craze. Is ten guys and one girl really substantially less gay than just ten guys? It seems like showing up at a party after the keg runs out, but there are still plenty of cups.

What is good and what is not good, need we other to tell us these things Phaedrus?

Uhmmm... Yeah. Bukkake shots are NOT SFW, thanks. (I can't believe that, after years farking, this is finally relevant to me... Sob...)

*Waves to triphammer*

I've never seen bukkake last so long on a thread on the main page.

Well, not in pictures anyway.

Pics.

Without.

Useless.

(Hey, I have to know whether I can donate real hard.)

triphammer

Just checked your profile, and I see you've been a member for quite a long time. Is there any reason you've decided to fall on your sword in such a spectacular fashion?

Geezzzuuuzz! Lay off the Elmers Glue pictures!

Pics?

Here ya go, Brian72975


walks away singing "a man called Brian..."

Submitted this w/ a better headline LAST YEAR.

Meh, Triphammer should get away with it, it's just Ivory hand soap and Vaseline.

The mods seem to be asleep today... meh. Dosen't really matter to me.
/not at work

I'm betting Fox and ABC both have sperm donor shows by next spring. They seem to come out with the same ideas at about the same time - at least when it comes to families swapping wives or being saved by a nanny.

At least that's what it looks like from the commercials ... I've never watched a reality TV show so I don't really know. Guess I'm just not part of the reality-based community.

"Got Jizz?"

lol, good thing that man juice was the only naughty thing on the screen, boobs or cockandballs woulda been worse.

/Yes, I am working...good thing I can delete the internet history and cookies!