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(Reuters)   Dutch producer to make reality TV show where women try to find a sperm donor. Even more shocking is the absence of the phrase "Fox Television" in the article   (today.reuters.co.uk) divider line 63
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2005-08-24 10:37:49 AM
Already greenlit?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1635531
 
2005-08-24 11:48:02 AM
Is there a taste test involved?


/window seat
 
2005-08-24 12:49:18 PM
I've known some Dutch girls I would gladly donate sperm to.
 
2005-08-24 12:50:10 PM
Search for a Wanker?

/sorry
 
2005-08-24 12:50:21 PM
Yessica VanDerCumdump
 
2005-08-24 12:50:27 PM
I have a handful. Where do I send it?
 
2005-08-24 12:50:37 PM
I donate my sperm to the Toilet Gods every day.

What do I win?
 
dly
2005-08-24 12:51:30 PM
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
 
2005-08-24 12:52:03 PM
Yeah cuz we all know that Fox is the ONLY network that puts out crap reality shows right?
 
2005-08-24 12:53:38 PM
Dr. Frisbee: I donate my sperm to the Toilet Gods every day.

You fool. Don't you know anything about physics? DNA can be fashioned into a high powered computer!

Think of all the lost cycles.
 
2005-08-24 12:53:58 PM
Easiest. Contest. EVAR.
 
2005-08-24 12:55:05 PM
The show is a one-off competing with four other reality TV programmes, one of which follows five former prostitutes starting a cafe

I forsee great problems for that cafe.
 
2005-08-24 12:56:13 PM
theme song: Gimme that Nut by Easy E
 
2005-08-24 12:58:04 PM
Air Sperm: great shoes.
 
2005-08-24 12:59:49 PM
Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It's kind of my thing, you know...
 
2005-08-24 01:02:12 PM
The show should obviously be titled 'Half the Women in Clubs and Bars'
 
2005-08-24 01:02:15 PM
Bravo, submitter.

/stopped watching television 2 years ago
 
2005-08-24 01:02:27 PM
I thought this was called "Elimidate".
 
2005-08-24 01:06:55 PM
I submitted this with a better headline:

Amsterdam scene of new "Pick a baby daddy, I want your sperm!" reality show (SFW)
 
2005-08-24 01:06:57 PM
The programme receiving most votes from viewers on Saturday, after all the shows have aired, will be turned into a series.

So they turned deciding on reality shows into a reality show?

/shudder
 
2005-08-24 01:13:17 PM
Sadly the phrase "Come on down" is used on another game show.
 
2005-08-24 01:14:39 PM
doublem: I submitted this with a better headline:

No you didn't.
 
2005-08-24 01:16:07 PM
Dr. Frisbee: I donate my sperm to the Toilet Gods every day.

You fool. Don't you know anything about physics? DNA can be fashioned into a high powered computer!

Think of all the lost cycles.


I save mine in a jar and it's already calculated pi to a repeating decimal. I need someone to write a printer driver for it so it can output the results.
 
2005-08-24 01:17:11 PM
Yay, my country on Fark. Woot.

(Ashamed to be dutch...)
 
2005-08-24 01:21:32 PM
Contact them directly at: s­pe­rm­b­urper[nospam-﹫-backwards]y­zzij­*c­om

Q: How do you know if a hooker has a full stomach?
A: She has a runny nose
 
2005-08-24 01:24:19 PM
Lol, someone is upset submitter is picking on FOX. Wahhhhh.
 
2005-08-24 01:25:05 PM
So the penguin looks embarrassed and says, "oh, no, no, that's just ice cream."

/and he calls himself "The Aristocrat."
 
2005-08-24 01:28:38 PM
I love gamete shows.
 
2005-08-24 01:35:38 PM
This is an assault on the sanctity of divorce.
 
2005-08-24 01:35:59 PM
rbuzby

It's a funny joke you dipstick.
 
2005-08-24 01:36:55 PM
Hey doubleem!

 
2005-08-24 01:39:36 PM

Word is that they're putting this broad in charge of recruiting:

 
2005-08-24 01:40:59 PM

"A Nobel Prize winner! An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the 'Sweathogs'!"

"I checked; it's not Horshack."
 
2005-08-24 01:41:13 PM


Man, I feel patriotic.
 
2005-08-24 01:41:28 PM
Tell me that's milk...
 
2005-08-24 01:41:58 PM
Because ABC,NBC and CBS never broadcast any trash programs..
 
2005-08-24 01:42:54 PM
2005-08-24 01:39:36 PM triphammer

Ah jeez, for the love of Mike! Please tell me that's milk!
 
2005-08-24 01:42:59 PM
triphammer: Word is that they're putting this broad in charge of recruiting:


If you watched more bukkake like a proper man, you'd realise that cum on a face isn't white at all. More like shiny see-through.
 
2005-08-24 01:47:04 PM

Planet of Plork:
Apologies.

 
2005-08-24 01:51:12 PM
Oh man, bannination imminent.
 
2005-08-24 01:53:50 PM
"Daddy, why does that lady have vaseline on her face?"
 
2005-08-24 01:56:01 PM
Enjoy the bannination!
 
2005-08-24 02:04:27 PM
A new low. Magna cum laude graduation....
 
2005-08-24 02:05:05 PM

I certainly appear to be pushing it.

Disengaging . . .

 
2005-08-24 02:07:51 PM
I ALREADY HAD THIS IDEA DAMMMMMMMMMMMMIIITT!

i also discounted it because really, how hard is it for a girl to find a guy to... ehem... "donate" their little soldiers? I mean everyday on fark we see some woman, who is farked up beyond belief, yet we are horrified to find out, that someone, somewhere farked her.

oh and also, dear lord, please get the naughty pictures off the screen. thanks.
 
2005-08-24 02:08:24 PM
The only way I would watch this is if she was the Super Nanny.

That is all.
 
2005-08-24 02:10:50 PM
You've got to like your chances with a girl named Yessica.

I've never understood the whole bukkake craze. Is ten guys and one girl really substantially less gay than just ten guys? It seems like showing up at a party after the keg runs out, but there are still plenty of cups.
 
2005-08-24 02:11:56 PM
What is good and what is not good, need we other to tell us these things Phaedrus?
 
2005-08-24 02:12:03 PM
What could go wang?
 
2005-08-24 02:12:07 PM
Uhmmm... Yeah. Bukkake shots are NOT SFW, thanks. (I can't believe that, after years farking, this is finally relevant to me... Sob...)
 
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