laughed my ass of at "ali g: indahouse"

/had never seen him before (no HBO)
//seriously underrated comedy gold
///also surprised to see the guy from "the office" and "hitchhikers" in it

annie_fannie, that would be Martin Freeman. And damn, I had forgotten he was in that film. Hilarious stuff to be sure.

In fact, this thread has inspired me to purchase said DVD on the way home from work.

/booyakasha

Boryat must have not been aware of the dangers of tackling high pressure silicon implants. Looks like Pamela's guards knew the seriousness of the situation and took matters into hand.

You like? It's a nice. I Like you do you like me?

People should not be allowed to have dog weddings. I thought the PETA people like pam wanted to liberate all animals. Let them dogs go free! Free all animals! Even if they have no place to go.

why the hell is this guy so popular anyways? he's not even funny.

Did he drown? - DNRTFA
Please, tell me he drowned.

/a rugby tackle is like a football tackle, but in England

Teh Kewlest!!!!!111!

/this article made me crap my pants and type like a retard!
//both are improvements.

Pamela Anderson makes me want to make a sexy time explosion.

in my country there is problem and that problem is the celeb
the celeb do stupid things and it make me very mad.

throw her dogs down the well, so my country can be free

The Andy Rooney interview was the best I thought that he was going to have a stroke...

"Is it becuz I's black?"

Pam Anderson is a flaming idiot. The hepatitis must've gotten to her brain.

I usually don't like Ali G... but I have to admit, this was sorta funny. The whole scenario just smacks of... smack. The look on his face as he's carried away is priceless.

Unless this was all a big put on, I'd be firing the bodyguards..
There called B O D Y G U A R D S for a reason..
/ Bet Pamela complains of pain from the tackle in a few days....

It is good, ehhhh, high five.

Actually, my favorite was an incident I hadn't heard before, he was chased by neo-Nazis after asking if they used moisteurizer.

I bet she'll make him in offer he can't refuse.

/obscure?

Nominate for the Hero tag.

I enjoyed when he (as Bruno) asked a guy at a gun show why guns were so popular among homosexuals and implied (if not flat out asked how long the guy was gay) that the guy was gay. The guy was...not amused.

Anova

priceless Borat quotes:

In America, women can vote but horse cannot!

I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up.

There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute.

My mother always told me she wishes she was raped by someone else.

(while helping a candidate on a door to door campaign) - He is good leader, like Stalin.

May I ask if you are a man who does with another man?

(talking to a matchmaker on partner requirements) She must be tight, like a man's anus.

(talking to real estate agent) My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won't be any around here?

I like Ali G but Borat is absolute genius... the responses he gets are so awesome. Brunos hit n miss, the gay bits are funny around the rabid anti-homos (the frat boys one where he got them all to basically pose naked was hilarious, as was the New York designers who thought designers are more important than doctors).

A Borat Soundboard

http://www.audiocomedy.net/soundboards/boratfromalig.shtml

/HTMLazy

Borat: I like shoot dog.
Woman: (Confused) Snoop Dogg?
Borat: No, shoot dog.

I know of this guy, but haven't watched anything by him. He doesn't seem funny to me, so I don't care what he does, staged or not.

/Crap, I just wrote a post in a forum I don't care about. Damn you all!

Bruno is my least liked character, but when he was making the fashion designer completely contradict himself simply by leading him into the question, it was brillant.

I'm gonna be Ali G for Halloween. Shaving my beard off is gonna suck, though.

Oh, I can't wait to see this on the Ali G show.

I love Ali G.

ali g is the british version of tom green?

i suppose if tom green had written a thesis at Oxford on the american civil rights struggle then yes he would be. but because tom green is an ignoramus with no comedic talent other than rubbing his bum on things, and sacha baron cohen is well read and a brilliant comedian he is not.

/booyakasha
//respeck

Do you wonder if maybe the dogs' marriage will last longer than Pamela Anderson's did?

NEWS FLASH:

Apparently the Ali G Show was not picked up by HBO for a third season.

This footage will be used in the upcoming Borat movie now nearing completion.

Sacha Baron-Cohen is a pretty wild guy (but not a dumb one)....his cousin is pretty smart, too:

Sorry to all the Ali G haters but the following sketch is undisputably one of the funniest and bravest bits of comedy evar.


In My Country There Is Problem

Ali G is my hero. My favorite alias is with out a doubt, Borat. The things people will write off as normal behavior solely based on the fact that he is foreign amuse me beyond words.

/Borat for president

da ali g show is one of da wickedist shows i ave eva checked. he is original and fresh every season. unfortutanely as da years go on he wil ave a arda and arda time doin is show, as everyone will recognize im and ruin it. da same fin appened to tom greun. but unlike greun sacha is well educated and wicked. it is not a show dat a lot of people get, but fa those of us dat do, it is appointment television. booyakasha

Ali G Translator

Comedy is not pretty.
But it's comedy.

Borat is way funnier than Ali G. The white/Jewish guy acting black novelty has been played out for ten years. Borat's a far more original character, and well played too.

"How do I get in...in the vagine"

Anyone with the balls to get up on stage in front of a bunch of rednecks and sing about throwing Jews in the well has my respect...

/nothing against jews
//half jewish
///still funny

Borat is the best character in his lineup IMHO. I can't wait till season 4 of the Ali G. Show on HBO!

You can download his older episodes here.
http://www.lando.co.uk/

Ali G is funny as hell in all his disguises.

Most of the articles I have been reading lately and what passes for news makes me want to punch myself in the ....***ouch***

Ok quick poll whats weirdest:
A)A guy coming out of the ocean on a turtle
B)A guy talkling Pam for no reason
C)A DOG WEDDING!!!!
D)a combination of all of the above

The best Borat segment by a wide margin involved a visit to southern wine tasters wherein Borat shows pictures of his sister in various stages of undress until the final picture which showed her sitting on Borat's lap holding his penis. His sister also won a "best sex in the mouth" contest. I'm crying laughing just thinking about it.

I find it funny that this is reported outside the movie as being real.

It was all staged, including the dog wedding. I have a friend working on this "movie".

RabidDog:

2005-08-23 08:18:45 AM RabidDog [TotalFark]

Errk: Who the fark is Ali G????

English 'comedian', now on HBO with his own series.

A Golden Retriever to a Chihuahua. She is seriously messed up.

Well you don't want the dogs living in sin?!?

/Pam Anderson is one batshiat crazy white woman.

lukelightning: 2005-08-23 03:57:28 PM lukelightning

Ali G= British Tom Green.


Difference is Ali G appears to KNOW why he's amusing and can use that to the proper limit.

Tom Green proved himself utterly unaware of his "Latter Day Extreme Alan Funt" appeal in "Freddie Got Fingered". That was a painful waste of time watching dimwitted Tom Green destroy his career in a tediously boring uncomic movie of his own design.

Dennis Pennis was far better, he was actually witty.

My personal fave Dennis Pennis line was, starting an interview with Joan Collins, saying "Joan, you look like a million Lira!"

/classic