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(NCBuy)   Ozzy Osbourne's hair sparking fashion trend   ( divider line
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11611 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2002 at 8:00 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-22 08:08:55 AM  
Americans: They follow like sheep in wolves' clothing.
2002-04-22 08:11:35 AM  
Yes, Yes, I'm sure London lives completely without trends.
2002-04-22 08:14:18 AM  
Americans: They follow like sheep in wolves' clothing.

What the fark is that supposed to mean? Are the sheep wearing wolf suits? I dont get it.
2002-04-22 08:14:39 AM  
They follow like sheep in wolves' clothing.

What the hell does that mean?
Get yer sayings straight bloke..

Nah just messin. But seriously, I dunno if it IS just an American thing, but people definately WILL just do whatever they're told. Comes from years and years of conditioning.
2002-04-22 08:15:49 AM  
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2002-04-22 08:19:00 AM  
Pictures dammit! Pictures! Lame ass news site.
2002-04-22 08:20:04 AM  
Yeah. I want to look like Ozzy.

Yeah. Right.
2002-04-22 08:26:17 AM  
"biggest thing since Meg Ryan"

2002-04-22 08:26:18 AM  
How could hair like THIS ever go out of style?

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2002-04-22 08:27:41 AM  
You'll notice nobody was asking for hair like Jack O's whitey-fro.
2002-04-22 08:41:52 AM  
This is a great idea for business. Cuts way back on those lengthy interviews. He He.
2002-04-22 09:01:27 AM  
"Americans: They follow like sheep in wolves' clothing."

Hmm, guess we don't have any original ideas...sigh...Then again, didn't we overthrow the Brits to get this country? Oh, sorry, we we're just imitating the Spaniards...My bad... Cmon, more than half of britains imports are from America... We as a culture are very original and very inventive...Yes, we to borrow trends from other countries, then again, other countries borrow from us... So what's your point?
2002-04-22 09:08:48 AM  

I agree completely. After all, Al Gore invented the internet - thats pretty original. Now I think we ought to keep it away from Brits, Communists, and religious fundies.
2002-04-22 09:10:30 AM  
The goatman can't reply on this thread, he's heard they're about to be nuked and has fled in tears.
2002-04-22 09:11:18 AM  
All 'styles' have been done to a certain extent anyway. The human frame being a constant has made it difficult for anything truly new to surface.. its all recycled. Just ask any 'educated' fashion nut.
2002-04-22 09:16:19 AM  
Big shock here re: Texan hairstyles. Think of all the mullets that will have to be grown out to match the look. Hicks suck.
2002-04-22 09:23:58 AM  
There's a dude in my class with a superior Kentucky Waterfall Mullet.
2002-04-22 09:32:04 AM  
texan hairstyles? i live in texas, and i've never seen a mullet. i went to alabama and saw five.. lol.
punk hairstyles on the other hand.. all over the damn place.
2002-04-22 09:34:58 AM  
yuk mullets are such a bad hair style.
2002-04-22 09:37:42 AM  
I do believe it is the Osbournes who are following trends and Austin, Texas is just a little behing the times.
2002-04-22 09:49:48 AM  

OK, 10 years ago, when I first dyed my hair pink I was a freak.

Now, just cause it's on some stupid tv show it's suddenly cool?

People suck, I'm gonna go die my hair a natural colour. Damn it's getting hard to be different! :-)

2002-04-22 09:57:37 AM  
Mullets suck. As opposed to what? Close-cropped cookie cutter 'I fit in' business hair? Tie-dyed goof-ball 'I'm different like everyone else' hair? 'I'm losing my locks so I'll shave my whole head bald' "hair"? Dumbass reverse-Mohawk 'LOOK AT ME I'M A REBEL' hair? Hah?

What is up with that? One man's hairstyle is another man's belly-laugh
2002-04-22 10:05:06 AM  
"I wish I could be a non-conformist like everybody else."

2002-04-22 10:07:26 AM  
nothing new here. her hair is nothing new.
2002-04-22 10:08:30 AM  
I wanted to be a punk rocker but there were too many rules.
2002-04-22 10:14:52 AM  
He can't get a decent haircut because he mumbles:
Ozzy: Idlikeahaircuthman,schtyledniceyeah,man,notmulletman,getme adrinkofvodka,man,cutmehairnicenowmate!

Ant [TotalFark]
2002-04-22 10:46:18 AM  
My wife had fuschia hair for awhile. It was COOL!
2002-04-22 11:19:34 AM  
2002-04-22 11:29:38 AM  
Text, Text, everywhere, and Not a Picture to be found.
2002-04-22 12:31:21 PM  
This is the only thing I noticed that pissed me off.

"(Wireless Flash) -- Ozzy Osbourne and his family have become big stars thanks to their MTV series -- "

Oh, yeah.. because his 20 year long music career probably had nothing to do with his fame.
2002-04-22 02:59:09 PM  
Sharon is the perfect match for Ozzy. I would love to have a mom that throws food at the neighbors!
2002-04-22 03:15:12 PM  
I hope the family all get crew cuts now.
2002-04-22 05:38:46 PM  
It would be better if people started copying Ozzy's speech instead: "Gjklrx frpk on jlko Alamo, man! SHARON!"
2002-04-22 06:07:08 PM  
"My name is Lucifer. Please take my hand."

1st Black Sabbath album still kills me.

And he's been at it for over 30 years, not 20!
2002-04-22 07:32:20 PM  
No shiat ! I agree.
And do you think the R n R H o F will finally put BLACK SABBATH in ?
I sure fuggin' hope so !!!
2002-04-22 08:21:15 PM  
Rev.Crackwhore, LMAO! No doubt.

Did anyone notice in the article that it says "Biggest thing since Meg Ryan"? WTF?
2002-04-22 09:33:28 PM  
another Reverend? welcome to the fold, my brother.

also think poeple that get haircuts from TV are losers and need to get a clue. makeup your own style.. be original.
2002-04-22 10:39:50 PM  
I know you are all ripping on them...but you have to admit, or atleast I do, Kelly is hot. I'll shut up now.
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