BTW I made 101.

Oogled? I don't want my package ogled, but I'm overdue for some sweet ooglin, if that means what I think it means.

Well I'm a hunk and I need my package oogled -- otherwise it loses it's magic powers...

submitter: hunks don't need their packages oogled.

The fact that they don't need it shouldn't necessarily preclude me from doing it, right?

/likes my weeners links a little more on the testic-u-licious side.

/just realized this wasn't a weeners link.
//wishful thinking.

CuddleButt: I made 101

So you are less sexy than David Hasselhoff?

/the list needs lts of re-organising

CuddleButt: BTW I made 101.

I should be in the top 50. I'd show my package for that.

RabidDog I should be in the top 50. I'd show my package for that.

Piker. I'd show my package for a soft pretzel with mustard and a lemonade.

Everybody know that Burt Reynolds is the sexiest man alive.

Ransom: Everybody know that Burt Reynolds is the sexiest man alive.

Blasphemy, it's Brad Pitt. shiat I'd do him, but only to get close to Angelina.

Nerdlinger: I'd show my package for a soft pretzel with mustard and a lemonade.

Pretzels...check.
Mustard...check.
*starts furiously squeezing the lemons as she rummages around the kitchen looking for sugar and big spoon*

/just kidding
//mostly

they must've meant googled!

How in the hell did George Michael make the list?

mostly wads, I bet.

These hunks are all debris from a far hunkier age. It is a scientific fact that hunkage reached its peak in 1951 with Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. That is when hunkdom reached its critical mass causing an explosion of such searing man magma that all post-Streetcar so-called hunks are but dust particles in the cold vacuum of a Brandoless world.
/Took Hunkology 101 at Princeton
//Ordinary heroes are the true hunks

SFW and no weeners

i'm guessing that sums up Jude Law pretty well...

No Luke Wilson, no George Eads, no Ryan Reynolds, no Val Kilmer and no The Rock. What kind of list is that?

No "HA HA" guy?

How the fark do I get overlooked every farking year. I was locally famous once and even did a Charlie Bieggs bbq sauce commercial! It's the beer belly, isn't it? Rat bastards.

As a straight man comfortable in my sexuality, I agree with many of these choices. But I still think Orlando Bloom is a way overrated, ratty-looking motherfarker -- I just don't get the attraction.

Where's Wil??

Oh, and where's Pierce Brosnan?

This list has too many gay men on it.

yay johnny depp - the only celebrity i go crazy for.

Alright, I have dial-up and it's taking too long. Was Jon Bon Jovi on the list? If so where? He is the only guy that I would go gay for. He's purrty.

dupper: As a straight man comfortable in my sexuality, I agree with many of these choices. But I still think Orlando Bloom is a way overrated, ratty-looking motherfarker -- I just don't get the attraction.


I'm with you on Orlando Bloom.
Will Smith and Hugh Jackman...totally farking hot!!

Mugato: At the same time? You're more adventurous than I am!

Wow...the only ones in the top 10 that I think should be there are Johnny Depp and Christian Bale.

Robbie Williams - WTF!!!!!

RabidDog: I should be in the top 50. I'd show my package for that.


I'll put you in the top fifty if you don't.

NO BRUCE CAMPBELL? and about a 20 other glaring omissions.

UK/Ireland..nuff said.

"searing man magma"

HAHAHAHAHA

They all seem to be babies. :-/

I still like Mel Gibson and Patrick Swayze.

OK, now I know this list is bunk... Dorky unattractive reality TV asshat at #61 and Patrick Stewart at #99....LAME.

This thread is useless without that wierd David Hasselhoff infinite dive picture.

nbrfwhoooo: Was Jon Bon Jovi on the list?

Nope, at least I couldn't find him on the list.

Now let's get back to the oogling the precious junk thing. As a heterosexual female I take offense with the twit who thought that women just enjoy looking at head shots. Frankly I have a pretzel, some mustard and a pitcher of ice cold lemonade here and am ready to go.

/it's Sunday
//and I'm bored

David Hassenpfeffer is #100

Wow, this list really farking sucks.

I only agree with the presence of Viggo Mortensen, Kiefer Sutherland, David Duchovny, and... Sean Connery. Because, you know, he's Sean friggin' Connery. And he was very late in the list. Pfft.

Hmmm. Interesting. If I went gay for someone else,it would have to be Robin the transvestite from my office. She/he is very smoking hot. Does that count?

Frank Stalllone is pissed.

Are they hiring ten year olds now? That was the most infantile piece of prose I've ever read.

You read the prose????

I'd have to have W.W. Smith's twelfth chromosome pair before I'd risk my time that way.

21-7-b: room 101 ;)

Comrade! Officer! You don't have to take me to that place! Haven't I told you everything already? What else is it you want to know? There's nothing I wouldn't confess, nothing! Just tell me what it is and I'll confess it straight off. Write it down and I'll sign it-anthing! Not room 101!

Ransom: Everybody know that Burt Reynolds is the sexiest man alive.

Burt Reynolds lives like a princess.