If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ABC)   Samuel Adams brewery introduces $100-per-bottle beer. In other news, Drew rumored to be raising TotalFark fees to pay for new habit   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 208
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

17350 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2005 at 3:02 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



208 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2005-08-19 08:49:33 AM
50 proof? Cool.
100 bucks? Screw that.
 
2005-08-19 08:49:38 AM
Stuff sounds nasty. I would probably try it anyway if I wasn't paying.
 
2005-08-19 08:54:08 AM
A sippin' beer? HERESY!
 
2005-08-19 08:54:44 AM
Sam Adams sucks nads.
 
2005-08-19 08:55:34 AM
Damn. I was looking forward to this but there's no way in hell I'm paying $100 for any single bottle of booze.
 
2005-08-19 09:02:26 AM
EvilEgg

Stuff sounds nasty. I would probably try it anyway if I wasn't paying.

What he said.
 
2005-08-19 09:05:29 AM
Busch Lite Tallboy 6 pack = $4
100/4=25*6=150 beers
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
 
2005-08-19 09:05:39 AM
What they said. I'll try any beer once.
 
2005-08-19 09:13:52 AM
Sam Adams is total schwag. I cannot stand that nasty bitter micro brew aftertaste. I know SA isn't a microbrew anymore.
 
2005-08-19 09:16:49 AM
Sounds like a variation of barley wine.

Hope it's better than England's Old Tom and Old Peculiar brews at that price.

/Shakes head and shutters.
 
2005-08-19 09:18:23 AM
AirForceVet: Hope it's better than England's Old Tom and Old Peculiar brews at that price.

Hope I get blown by a tavern wench at that price
 
2005-08-19 09:19:43 AM
I'd never pay $100 for any one bottle of Sam Adams. Never ever never.
 
2005-08-19 09:24:32 AM
AirForceVet: /Shakes head and shutters.

Don't shake your shutters--they'll fall off the windows!!!11!
 
2005-08-19 09:38:46 AM
I can almost garantee that you will be drunk after one bottle
 
2005-08-19 09:43:36 AM
12oz @ 50 proof
25oz @ 80 proof (750ml bottle)

I can get a much better bottle of booze for $100 than a freakin beer.
 
2005-08-19 09:43:46 AM
tonkin: Hope I get blown by a tavern wench at that price.

the_sidewinder: I can almost garantee that you will be drunk after one bottle.

For $100, I'd better get drunk and blown by the tavern wench.
 
2005-08-19 09:51:13 AM
astrnomr

For $100, I'd better get drunk and blown by the tavern wench

After two bottles you are the tavern wench - not cuz of the proof, it's just the only way you'd be able to pay the tab.
 
2005-08-19 09:56:52 AM
I better get drunk all night.
As Sam jackson says.
"You'll be farking fat girtls in no time!"
 
2005-08-19 09:58:16 AM
A barley wine has to be aged a long time. I hope these come with vintages. I made some homebrew barley wine one time that came out 14% ABV. It was pretty good, but definitely not something to slam down while watching the ballgame.
 
2005-08-19 10:02:56 AM
ozone

astrnomr

For $100, I'd better get drunk and blown by the tavern wench

After two bottles you are the tavern wench - not cuz of the proof, it's just the only way you'd be able to pay the tab.


**Golf clap**
 
2005-08-19 10:09:53 AM
Have you ever tried the triple bock? Little blue bottles, it's really gross.

If this is anything like the triple bock then stay away!
 
2005-08-19 10:10:11 AM
Oh Christ here come all the Sam Adams haters, this just in just because it's become popular doesn't mean it sucks more than it did when you were drinking it back in the day to distinguish yourself from your college buddies drinking Natty Light. I've drank SA on and off for years and despite their increase in prominence across the country have noticed no decrease in the quality.

/Jesus, to think I'd live to see the day where I had to reprimand Beer Poseurs
 
2005-08-19 10:14:04 AM
I will take a rapscallion Blessing over anything that costs 100 bucks a beer.
I have seen their limited edition brews sit on shelves for months...coming up with new beers should be left to the brewmasters, not marketing guys.
 
2005-08-19 10:27:36 AM
Oh and BTW the only way I am paying $100 for a beer is if it's served to me on the back of Monica Belluci's naked ass.
 
2005-08-19 10:27:39 AM
Feh. You want a near 50 proof bear that tastes good? Stick with Dogfish Head.

Sam Adams sucks monkey balls. And never, ever, ever try their triple bock. I like maple syrup as an ingredient for beer just fine. But the beer should be flavored with it, not the other way around.

Just plain nasty.
 
2005-08-19 11:00:10 AM
Feh. You want a near 50 proof bear that tastes good? Stick with Dogfish Head.


Indeed...I took a case of their 90 minute IPA camping last weekend...my friend asked me if 90 minutes was how long it took to drink it...after three I realized he was onto something. After 5 I was nearly incoherent. I realized he was might be onto something.

I really have fallen for the 9% brews...Dog fish, and victory hop devil are pretty great, if you like the IPAs.
 
2005-08-19 11:05:48 AM
Didn't their Millenium beer go for about the same?
 
2005-08-19 01:08:57 PM
Just what we need, overpriced yuppie designer brews.
 
2005-08-19 02:22:28 PM
AspiringPhilosopher
Feh. You want a near 50 proof bear that tastes good? Stick with Dogfish Head.

 
2005-08-19 03:08:00 PM
Thats like, a whole lotta bottles of mums
 
2005-08-19 03:09:32 PM
More proof of how Boston real estate prices are out of control.
 
2005-08-19 03:10:20 PM
$100! That's chump change. I piss big screen TV's.
 
2005-08-19 03:11:29 PM
This has been served at Alternative Brews in the Buffalo/Amherst area Western New York for years. You can get a shot of it for $10 if you don't want to spring for the whole bottle. It's a great little bar for those in the region... Also one of the only bars in Erie County where you can still smoke.
 
2005-08-19 03:12:00 PM
50 proof brew, can we say drunky mcnasty! But really, why?
 
2005-08-19 03:12:59 PM
Gawd.

That's right up there with those coffee beans that sell for around $1,200 for 1/4 pound (meintheassjesusthat'sexpensive) 'cause it was shat out by some exotic cat.

/had a glass of wine from a $400/bottle
//couldn't taste the difference between that and Yellowtail
 
2005-08-19 03:13:22 PM
Pfft. Here in New York City we've been paying $100 a bottle for YEARS. Lousy trendy bars...
 
2005-08-19 03:13:37 PM
 
2005-08-19 03:14:45 PM
Dogfish Head already sells 12 oz. bottles of their 120 minute IPA for about $30. That's a far cry from $100, but still pretty damn pricey. I'll buy single malt scotch if I'm going to spend that much. However, I am willing to spend good money on their 90 minute IPA. tallmonkey the fact that you were able to put down five is somewhat incomprehensible to me.
 
2005-08-19 03:15:12 PM
Hmmm, considering I can get a pretty good Scotch for about $28.00 a fifth, I think I'll pass. Not to mention, I dont like Sam Adams regular beer anyway.
 
2005-08-19 03:17:17 PM
In honor of this thread, I'm going to leave early from work, buy a case of cheap beer (Bud or Yeungling- I'll decide at the moment) and drink as many of them while playing WoW as I can before passing out.

/saving money for Vegas
//kinda stupid to save money now so I can piss it away in a couple weeks but screw it
 
2005-08-19 03:17:20 PM
I had a Fantome once that was 5 years old and had aged in the bottle beautifully. I swear it had notes of cheese in it.

That was $25. I don't know about $100.
 
2005-08-19 03:17:29 PM
but...but... it comes in a cool copper bottle!

/stone brew out of so cal... yummy
//arrogant bastard
 
2005-08-19 03:18:42 PM
I would pay (and have paid) in that price range for drinks from exotic bottles of Scotch and cognac. I've paid several hundred (over a thousand once) for the bottle itself. But for beer? Never. Beer's not a commodity in the same sense fine liquor is, and I just can't see ever treating it as such.

That said, Sam Adams is what I consider the "cheap stuff." It (and Saranac) are the absolute "bottom of the barrel" as far as what I'll buy to stock my fridge. It's for when I don't have time to go to the Total Wine store down the road and get some truly quality beverage and have to stop at the supermarket instead.
 
2005-08-19 03:20:43 PM
...or I could get 15 75cl bottles of Chimay Bleu for that price, get 10x as drunk, and it won't taste like arse.

/not knocking SA, but there's gotta be a limit to how strong a beer can be
//is sure that 25% exceeds that amount.
///you can pry my Belgian ales and German hefe-weisses from my cold, trembling hands.
 
2005-08-19 03:20:58 PM
$100 buys you a nice bottle of single malt scotch.

Me thinks I'll pass on the $100 bottle of SA swill
 
2005-08-19 03:21:29 PM
From the Sam Adams website section called, "extreme beers" describing Utopias.

Truly the epitome of brewing's two thousand year evolution, Samuel Adams Utopias offers a flavor not just unlike any other beer but unlike any other beverage in the world. Its warm, sweet flavor is richly highlighted with hints of vanilla, oak and caramel. Our 2003 batch topped out at a record breaking 25% ABV, beating the records that Samuel Adams Triple Bock and Samuel Adams Millennium had set before it. And like those groundbreaking brews, Samuel Adams Utopias is not carbonated and should be served at room temperature. In one of many examples where Samuel Adams Utopias pushed the boundaries of beer, it received the highest recommendation (96-100 points) from the prestigious Wine Enthusiast Magazine (November, 2003 edition).

I work at a bar and my Sam Adams sales rep came in with a bottle of this one day, and I thought he was going to wet himself. It's pretty good stuff, and I guess it technically is still beer, but it really reminds me of a good cognac instead. Furthermore, my rep told me about the special strain of highly tolerant "Ninja Yeast" that they use for fermentation.

/won't buy it though
//won't buy $100 bottle of cognac either
 
2005-08-19 03:22:08 PM
not new, Sam Adams has been brewing Utopia for a while now
 
2005-08-19 03:22:30 PM
2005-08-19 10:27:36 AM NuttierThanEver


Oh and BTW the only way I am paying $100 for a beer is if it's served to me on the back of Monica Belluci's naked ass.


It probably tastes like it came out of somebody's ass, if that's any consolation.
 
2005-08-19 03:22:31 PM
I work for a beer dist. and have tried this. I was given roughly 3 ounces and it really had a good taste. Sam Adams has some good beer, their Winter Lager is great. However, $100 a bottle, I better get something more than beer.

Warsteiner Dunkel still gets me vote! Maybe Hacker Pschorr is a close 2nd.
 
2005-08-19 03:22:38 PM
I'll try any beer once.

I'll try any beer once if somebody else is paying. $100? I don't care if it's 50 proof, I can get a bottle of rum for $12 and have it last me a week instead of a $100 beer that will probably last me an hour.
 
Displayed 50 of 208 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report