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(Some Guy)   Minivan catches fire after hitting moose. Skvirrel unable to be reached for comment   ( divider line
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2364 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Apr 2002 at 12:59 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-21 01:02:50 AM  
2002-04-21 01:03:30 AM  
2002-04-21 01:06:00 AM  
I was gonna say "Skvirrel?" but everyone else is. So I'll say "Boobies."
2002-04-21 01:06:29 AM  
must kill moose unt sqvirrel! come, natasha!
2002-04-21 01:07:36 AM  
Everybody write using old fafhioned letterf!

u=v j=i s=f
2002-04-21 01:07:55 AM  
Dang. Missed the one in "using."
2002-04-21 01:08:18 AM  
does the world not revolve around logic?
2002-04-21 01:08:53 AM  
So where's Bullwinkle?
2002-04-21 01:09:50 AM  
Phooey and double phooey! Fearless leader ain't gonna like dis! Hoo-boy...
2002-04-21 01:12:41 AM  
Not a moose!!
How come the article doesn't say what happened to the poor moose?

-Moose... the Spacefaring kind
2002-04-21 01:13:48 AM  
Sounds like the same moose that was rear-ending all those Ford Pintos a few years back.

Police have labeled him the "Asbestos Moose". The moosehunt is ongoing...

In other news, linguistics experts still perplexed over pronunciation of "Sqvirrel"...
2002-04-21 01:13:59 AM  
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And the minivan caught fire...

This could be an inside job.

Maybe sqvirrel is a double agent?

Maybe sqvirrel had to torch the evidence?

I demand the CIA and FBI look into this.
2002-04-21 01:14:55 AM  
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Secret Skvirrel!
2002-04-21 01:15:43 AM  
Noh, wve vould vant evervone do dalk wike dey argh drinking Stoli woldka! Dah!

Muuse ad Skvirrel could noht ve wreached vor kommen
2002-04-21 01:16:05 AM  
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Secret Skvirrel and Morocco Mole!
2002-04-21 01:18:36 AM  
Hey Secret Sqvirrell, Is that I rocket under your trenchcoat or are you just happy to see me?
2002-04-21 01:18:54 AM  
I guess that was a bad moosetake. hahaha
*please don't hurt me*
2002-04-21 01:19:34 AM  
ooohhh ze krazy commies have dones its again
2002-04-21 01:25:13 AM  
GoingCoastal: Your new tag, well, I gotta put it up there at the top with Ouroborus'. Excellent work.

So, I'll fill in the blanks on the story: The moose's hip was imbedded in the grille of the van, and it could not escape the flames. It bucked and thrashed and wailed like some dinosaur being swallowed by lava til, at last, it collapsed into a roast.
2002-04-21 01:26:26 AM  
I am surprised the dipsheet who hit the moose didn't die. This is relatively commonplace in vermont, where moose-bowling is a favorite sport.
2002-04-21 01:27:44 AM  
this guy hit a kid on his way home and he was so farking drunk that he didn't find it till the next day.
2002-04-21 01:28:25 AM  
btw the kids head was stuck in the grill
2002-04-21 01:30:53 AM  
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Hytes Xian: Thankyewverymuch...I'm not quite an "old fark"; barely a "classic fark", having a number just above 10k, so went with this instead. Hard part was making the starfish look reasonably right.

So did the whole moose get cooked, or are there some fillets still to be had? *grabs knife and fork*
2002-04-21 01:45:59 AM  
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2002-04-21 01:51:56 AM  
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2002-04-21 01:53:48 AM  
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2002-04-21 03:48:42 AM  
I lived in New Brunswick briefly (right next to Maine). And there are mooose everywhere. A cousin of mine hit a moose and rolled the van she was driving. Luckily she was fine, no fires, but still, kind of scary.

No point to that really. I should stay away from the 5 am postings.
2002-04-21 08:03:08 AM  
why does like 75% of objects involved in a collision eventually become engulfed by flames?
2002-04-21 11:00:32 AM  
A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
2002-04-21 12:02:23 PM  
The writers of Brother Maynard's post have been sacked.
2002-04-21 01:59:36 PM  
Where in the hell is Ted Nugent when you need him ?
2002-04-21 02:07:59 PM  
this winnibego my my house caught on fire one fine day. it was prett spify
2002-04-21 06:49:54 PM  
Ted nugent is a bad American
or was it bad republican.
or maybe it was George Carlin.
I hate møøse .
Kat [TotalFark]
2002-04-21 08:49:27 PM  
damn, i came to late to punch in a holy grail quote. *SIGH*
2002-04-21 10:43:03 PM  
MST3K, "The Day the Earth Froze"

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Joel (as Traffic Reporter): There seems to be a flaming moose on I-90....

Tom Servo (as Bullwinkle): Somebody help me! I seem to be on fire!

Anyone else think of this? Or am I the bent one?
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