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(Daily Telegraph)   BBC newsreader declares that women to rule world, men reduced to sperm donors. In other news, men okay with that   (dailytelegraph.news.com.au) divider line 105
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2005-08-16 02:09:18 PM


/She was sizing me up like a piece of meat
//Embarrassed.
 
2005-08-16 02:15:17 PM
I don't care, as long as she still gets me my
 
2005-08-16 02:19:03 PM
gimli son of gloin
 
2005-08-16 02:19:07 PM
I for one welcome our new boobied overlords.
 
2005-08-16 02:24:03 PM
What a farking stupid thing to say.
 
2005-08-16 02:24:40 PM
I don't know if this is a good thing, guys. Alexis Bledel is hot, Laura Graham sorta too, but I don't know how much of the Gilmore Girls I can be forced to watch.
 
2005-08-16 02:24:57 PM
4 comments, and the link's farked?

Apparently, women are also running their server.

/I keed, I keed
 
2005-08-16 02:26:44 PM
Is a "newsreader" an anchor? Otherwise, I don't see how some guy that reads the newspaper's opinion matters one whit.
 
2005-08-16 02:27:02 PM
Michael Buerke was a fantastic newsreader, and I suspect he was only joking.

I always remember the African famine newscasts, and how he did the report almost in tears. Very moving.
 
2005-08-16 02:27:13 PM
If women ruled the world we would have monthly nuclear wars. I would much rather have the people with all the mood shifts without their finger on the button to destroy everything.
 
2005-08-16 02:27:20 PM
and unfortunatly they want their sperm donated to a cup, not to a more enticing recepticle.
 
2005-08-16 02:27:34 PM
I don't get it. Why are there men and women who are so quick to blame the other for all the problems?

We are a team and without the other we are much weaker.
 
2005-08-16 02:27:55 PM
Oh man I hope when they take over the good looking ones don skimpy leather outfits....
preferrably made from the bad looking ones.

That would be ho-o-o-ottttt.
 
2005-08-16 02:28:30 PM
I'd love to let a woman do all the moneymaking so that I can boink her and cook the food when she gets home.


I'd massage her feet, her back, and then do the horizontal tango. I'm not sure what he's complaining about, because, frankly, I'd hate to work if I didn't have to.


/unless I loved my job
//would be a voluntary stay-at-home dad. am I weird?
 
2005-08-16 02:28:54 PM
We are a team and without the other we are much weaker.
Tell that to the feminazis
 
2005-08-16 02:29:06 PM
Yea. And Christians are being persecuted. Next!
 
2005-08-16 02:29:35 PM
Someone's in a dry spell, are they?

"Womens got half the damn money and all the damn pussy." kind of article.
 
2005-08-16 02:29:43 PM
Sure seems like that more and more. The basic teaching style in school is designed to fit (passive) womem more than men. This contributes toward tomboys and regular male children being labeled as attention-deficit and hyperactive. Don't care either way though, as it all will equal out in the end.
 
2005-08-16 02:29:52 PM
Looks like someone's been watching too many Everyone Loves Raymond type sitcoms and female stand up comics. So men are all stupid and women really run everything. Whatever you say, sweetheart. Now go make me a pie.
 
2005-08-16 02:29:55 PM
Artmageddon: Laura Graham sorta too

Sorta hot!?! Sorta?!? Laura Graham is easily one of the five hottest women on the planet, and if I could get a damned image server to load, this thread would be filled with pictures to back up my claim.
 
2005-08-16 02:29:59 PM
I'd massage her feet, her back, and then do the horizontal tango. I'm not sure what he's complaining about, because, frankly, I'd hate to work if I didn't have to.

Totally with you there. Cuz right now, aside from the cooking, I'm doing all that already...and working.

As long as the woman allows the tango, of course
 
2005-08-16 02:30:22 PM
Of course if we men wanted to we could start a new witch hunt and burn all the women with jobs because obviously they are witches.
 
2005-08-16 02:31:09 PM
I've had a vasectomy, so what does that make me?
=(
 
2005-08-16 02:31:25 PM
They're after my precious bodily fluids!
 
2005-08-16 02:31:48 PM
Sounds like this newsreader forgot to take his meds.
 
2005-08-16 02:31:49 PM
 
2005-08-16 02:31:51 PM
Ok, what's on tv tonight?

Lifetime movies
Oprah
Gilmore Girls
Sex & the City reruns
that movie where Ahnold has a baby

Crap. Gotta be sports, right?

Women's softball
LPGA
WNBA

*cries*
 
2005-08-16 02:31:57 PM
Laura Graham is easily one of the five hottest women on the planet, and if I could get a damned image server to load, this thread would be filled with pictures to back up my claim.

Hey whoa whoa whoa, back off there. I know she's hot. My jaw dropped when she said, "FARK ME SANTA" in Bad Santa(well, the Billy Bob Thorton thing was weird, but...)

Trust me, those two are the only reason to watch that show. Now that I've been called out on it, I'd like to request a motion to strike the sorta from my previous post. Can we motion for this?
 
amo [TotalFark]
2005-08-16 02:32:42 PM
stpickrell:

I don't get it. Why are there men and women who are so quick to blame the other for all the problems?

We are a team and without the other we are much weaker.


Good answer. We spend too much time blaming the opposite sex, when we should be making sweet sweet nookie.
 
2005-08-16 02:34:31 PM
Of course if we men wanted to we could start a new witch hunt and burn all the women with jobs because obviously they are witches.

I am sure that every Woman with a job weights less then a DUCK

/don't think many will get it
 
2005-08-16 02:35:12 PM
amo: Good answer. We spend too much time blaming the opposite sex, when we should be making sweet sweet nookie.


Or cookies, I likes 'em cookies.
 
2005-08-16 02:35:29 PM


Iron Mike gives that Headline, "2 Attempted Rapes Up!"
 
2005-08-16 02:36:05 PM
"I am sure that every Woman with a job weights less then a DUCK"

/got it.
 
2005-08-16 02:36:42 PM


article seems to be farked, but I for one will gladly be making guacamole all night long. obscure guacamole ref??
 
2005-08-16 02:36:46 PM
Beene
Ok, what's on tv tonight?
Crap. Gotta be sports, right?
Women's softball
LPGA
WNBA
*cries*


Its ok man, you forgot about Womans beach volleyball.
 
2005-08-16 02:37:26 PM
Thisbymaster

Holy Grail quotes always go far around these parts.
 
amo [TotalFark]
2005-08-16 02:37:47 PM
Because if she weighs less than a duck, she must be made of wood!
 
2005-08-16 02:38:35 PM
I would normally disagree with this sort of thing, but then I see ads for MOISTURIZING ANTI-WRINKLE FACE LOTION FOR MEN, and suddenly this guy is making a whole lot of sense...
 
2005-08-16 02:40:10 PM
One thing was ignored.

They will still expect the sperm donors to pay for child support
 
2005-08-16 02:41:31 PM
"NIVEA FOR MEN Revitalizing Eye Creme Q10"



/we're doomed.
 
2005-08-16 02:43:53 PM
I feel so cheap. It's wonderful.
 
2005-08-16 02:44:13 PM
Yaknow, I saw this article on Google News, and immediately knew it woiuld show up on Fark. Glad to see you guys didn't disappoint me.

I, too, welcome our new pleasingly-shaped overlords.

/or would that be overladies?
//please don't hurt me, dear
 
2005-08-16 02:44:57 PM
Women don't rule the world as they can't be members of the Stonecutters

/Said too much already
 
2005-08-16 02:47:26 PM
I'm glad I can now safely come out of the closet as a heterosexual male who likes watching the Gilmore Girls. I think I'm not alone, however, in focusing mainly on a three-way between Iwouldhitit, Lorelai and Rory.

/Mmmmmmm...
 
2005-08-16 02:47:28 PM
Thank god that my manhood isn't based off of having to work a low level job that doesn't make me any money. Men will allways have their areas, and women their areas. I like having women work with me, it is something to look at while I am doing all the real work. I don't mind women in the work place, but they need to be qualified to do the work, not just picked up because there is a quota.
 
2005-08-16 02:47:35 PM
I seem to agree with everything except the sperm donor part and "What we have now are lots of jobs that require people skills and multi-tasking, which women are a lot better at." The women I've worked with are self interested snide biatches, the entire business could have a huge productivity jump if the women were fired instead of all going to the washroom every 30 minutes together for some unknown reasons.
The receptionist doesn't answer the phone and talks down to people who walk in inquiring about business. The boss really needs to fire them, complaints have been filed but nothing done. If the trouble makers were to be fired 75% of the females and 5% of the guys would be gone at once.

/it's lunch and I'm back early, that's why I'm on fark
//only about 7/12s serious.
 
2005-08-16 02:47:39 PM
In 10,000 years we will all be asexual hemaphrodites, battling each other for the worlds anti-wrinkle cream reserves with our huge mandibles and estrogen sprays.
 
2005-08-16 02:47:53 PM
GoldSpider: "NIVEA FOR MEN Revitalizing Eye Creme Q10"

Yup, you're all just here as decorative sex toys now.
 
2005-08-16 02:49:25 PM
If she's soliciting, I'm donating.
 
2005-08-16 02:50:58 PM
 
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