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(Daily Telegraph)   BBC newsreader declares that women to rule world, men reduced to sperm donors. In other news, men okay with that   (dailytelegraph.news.com.au) divider line 105
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2005-08-16 02:52:49 PM
Thisbymaster

I don't mind women in the work place, but they need to be qualified to do the work, not just picked up because there is a quota.

Exactly, and not causing random computer crashes would be nice. Or shorting out the machine by spraying cleaner on the outside and getting it on the Mobo contacts.
 
2005-08-16 02:53:23 PM
This guy is a Buerk. What sane man would complain about living a life of boinking.
 
2005-08-16 02:54:36 PM
Issues w/ women much? Good lord.

I agree there are a lot of stupid chicks out there as well as moran guys.

Asshole-ism is not gender-specific.
 
2005-08-16 02:56:43 PM


Think not of it as a forehead, but as a location to donate.
 
2005-08-16 02:58:06 PM
While I do see his scenario as entirely plausible for the future and don't think he should be castrated for saying it, I think he's jumped the gun, a little. Things are pretty well even, now, and, though the social momentum is heading his way, we're not annywhere near there, yet.

I do see his point, as applied versus the modern nanny (and increasingly so) state, and some modern child-rearing philosophies, though: boys, at least, need violent fantasy - it's biologically programmed, and trying to unnaturally suppress it causes the kind of desperate overcompensation which causes people to vote for George W. Bush (flame on!).
 
2005-08-16 02:58:32 PM
Sure, take my sperm. I sure as hell don't want it.

/ You'll have to retrieve it yourself. Fair enough?
 
2005-08-16 03:00:57 PM
Some Guy:

"Men will be as good as they have to be;
Women will be as bad as they can get away with."

/All I got today
 
2005-08-16 03:02:20 PM
And I'm glad I'm seeing the first seeds of Alexis Bledel getting the attention she's so long deserved from the online celebrity-fap community.
 
2005-08-16 03:02:44 PM
well depends on how they get the stuff.
have you evr seen the movie "a boy and his dog"?
when the character played by don johnson finds out he has been kidnapped by the Topekans to be a sperm donor he is all estaticoontil he goes through the procedure.
it gets milked out of him by some kind of vacuum pump
 
2005-08-16 03:02:58 PM
I can only make sperm when Pie is cooling

/obscure only to the uncool people
 
2005-08-16 03:05:07 PM


/unavailable for comment
 
2005-08-16 03:09:25 PM


/she agrees
 
2005-08-16 03:11:37 PM
Hunh... I guess this guy is kinda sorta responsible for LiveAid, etc. Cool.

 
2005-08-16 03:12:56 PM
Hey, Mad Scientist. Did you notice the bald guy with the, "Iron my Shirt" sign in the back of that picture?
 
2005-08-16 03:15:43 PM

He's okay with this, too
 
2005-08-16 03:16:04 PM
Hmm, fark could be going for the gender stereotype trifecta today but no, they deleted the '40 reasons why women are better than men' thread.

/will my post get deleted 'cos it referred to a deleted thread?
//dons tinfoil hat.
 
2005-08-16 03:16:08 PM
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
 
2005-08-16 03:22:06 PM
Hey, Mad Scientist. Did you notice the bald guy with the, "Iron my Shirt" sign in the back of that picture?

That was the point.
 
2005-08-16 03:23:50 PM
Why are the guys who biatch about women and feminazis getting all the power the same ones who always rant about the sanctity of marriage and the power of family?
 
2005-08-16 03:24:40 PM
A guy is complaining that women suddenly have some equality? What, did his wife make him cook his own dinner last night?

/would slap any bf/husband that complained about helping out, as long as it was fair
 
2005-08-16 03:25:24 PM
Mad Scientist

is that a photoshop? Makes me laugh every time I see it.
 
2005-08-16 03:32:24 PM
Yeah, um...come work where I do. It's great...lots of women bosses, who don't know jack about squat, take all the credit for a job well-done and blame everyone else for their own fark-ups.

Boss: "Why is the Web site down?"
me: "Why is my Web site down?"
Boss: "I just changed a few files on the server."
me: "You erased the index.htm file."
Boss: "Well, it's extremely important this gets up and running. You should understand that the site needs to be up."
me: "It would be if you didn't mess with it."
Boss: "I really don't appreciate your tone."
me: Bangs head against the wall and returns to cube since I don't want to get forced to endure obedience training again.
 
2005-08-16 03:32:25 PM
/would slap any bf/husband that complained about helping out, as long as it was fair

How is it fair that a guy works his butt off all day long at the office only to come home and do more work, while the wife sits around the house doing nothing but cleaning? I want fair as well.
 
2005-08-16 03:38:59 PM
ski_adk115

Yeah, but it's not that your boss is a woman that makes her a know-nothing autocrat.

Lots of men act like that too. It's because they're all assholes.
 
2005-08-16 03:43:38 PM
wh0mprat

Yeah, but it's not that your boss is a woman that makes her a know-nothing autocrat.

Lots of men act like that too. It's because they're all assholes.


Studies have shown that women are less tech savy then men, on a whole.
 
2005-08-16 03:52:24 PM
Thisbymaster
Studies have shown that women are less tech savy then men, on a whole.

Studies have also shown that Preparation H feels good on the whole.
 
2005-08-16 03:52:31 PM
Anyone read Sinfest?


/It's a comic, sickos ^_^
 
2005-08-16 03:53:56 PM
Studies have also shown that Preparation H feels good on the whole.

Ok, now that's funny.
 
2005-08-16 04:04:17 PM
Get that man a Whaaaaambulance.
 
2005-08-16 04:08:21 PM
please:

Why are the guys who biatch about women and feminazis getting all the power the same ones who always rant about the sanctity of marriage and the power of family?



Because they want to revert back to the 1950s where they think men were kings of their castles and the women just did what they were told. It was pure heaven.
In reality women's mental health was poor and men were generally distant and withdrawn.
It wasn't the way Ozzie and Harriet depicted it but that's what some fellas want.
 
2005-08-16 04:14:16 PM
Thisbymaster,
"How is it fair that a guy works his butt off all day long at the office only to come home and do more work, while the wife sits around the house doing nothing but cleaning? I want fair as well."

Because most women are out there working too. And then they come home and have to take care of kids and make dinner and clean house and then act like they have the energy for their husbands in the bedroom. Not to mention having to prove themselves above and beyond their male counterparts who make more money...
...sound fair to you?
 
2005-08-16 04:21:12 PM
Femputer: After lengthy femputations I, femputerm have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to....death [All gasp] By snu-snu.

Fry: Yeah!
Zap: Yes!
Kip: [Whimpers]


So the question gentlmen, is this. Are you a Fry/Zap or a Kip? My feeling are best summed up by a qute from Fry.

Fry: Good-bye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I'd always really hoped.

Bring on the snu-snu!
 
2005-08-16 04:21:45 PM
Michael Buerke lives about a mile away from my house in Merrow, Guildford.

Isn't that nice.
 
2005-08-16 04:24:31 PM
I just want everything to be fair. And by fair I mean I get everything my way.
 
2005-08-16 04:27:01 PM
I want to go out like Zapp Brannigan. IT TIME SNU SNU.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love. Hard and fast.
 
2005-08-16 04:32:30 PM
pssh, we ruled the world a loooonnnnggg time ago. You just weren't resistant enough to the programming.

/programming being nekkid women
 
2005-08-16 04:38:48 PM


 
2005-08-16 04:40:35 PM
For all you Lauren Graham fans, she was in Bad Santa (I really liked that movie). She boinked Santa. One of her big lines while doing Santa in the car was "ooh fark me Santa, fark me".
 
2005-08-16 04:43:03 PM
Men just want to be fed, farked and then left the hell alone.
most will settle for the latter.

Women want somthing but after 10 years of marriage, I no longer care.

/sarcasm?
 
2005-08-16 04:59:50 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

A world ruled by females exclusively would be scary. Just as scary, if not more, than a male-dominated world. I don't think I'd be very happy.

/is a female
//didn't RTFA
 
2005-08-16 05:28:30 PM
Take your mind back - I dont know when
Sometime when it always seemed
To be just us and them
Girls that wore pink
And boys that wore blue
Boys that always grew up better men
Than me and you

Whats a man now - whats a man mean
Is he rough or is he rugged
Is he cultural and clean
Now its all change - its got to change more
cause we think its getting better
But nobodys really sure

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

See the nice boys - dancing in pairs
Golden earring golden tan
Blow-wave in the hair
Sure theyre all straight - straight as a line
All the gays are macho
Cant you see their leather shine

You dont want to sound dumb - dont want to offend
So dont call me a faggot
Not unless you are a friend
Then if youre tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

Time to get scared - time to change plan
Dont know how to treat a lady
Dont know how to be a man
Time to admit - what you call defeat
cause theres women running past you now
And you just drag your feet

Man makes a gun - man goes to war
Man can kill and man can drink
And man can take a whore
Kill all the blacks - kill all the reds
And if theres war between the sexes
Then therell be no people left

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are
 
2005-08-16 05:32:28 PM
Greg Rebellion wins the thread.

Nice one.


/Didn't have anything to spit out
 
2005-08-16 05:38:19 PM




/just because I laugh at myself when I get hurt too.
 
2005-08-16 07:22:49 PM
I'm my experience, women in power tend to abuse that power, or are too incompetant to wield it. I had a "training coach" advocate lying to our customers over the phone when it came to expressing empathy, and I took her to task about that, because I don't like being lied to, so we shouldn't lie to our customers.

My supervisor was informed via e-mail about my "distruptive and abusive" behavior in the training session. Makes you wonder how this woman got in this position, and what she will do to advance it.
 
2005-08-16 07:57:40 PM
CanadianCommie,

//would be a voluntary stay-at-home dad. am I weird?

Nah, you're not weird. To this day my Dad (not gay, happily married to my Mom for 45 years, ex-Air Force pilot and all-around good guy: just thought I should provide some reference) swears the most fun he had was when he was in college on the GI bill and stayed home to take care of me and my younger sister while my Mom worked full time to pay the mortgage, buy food, etc. And this was back in the mid-70's!

To his great chagrin, however, he never had any door-to-door salesmen come knockin' on the door asking to speak to the "lady of the house". He had his reply all ready: "I'm sorry there IS no lady of the house, would you care to speak to the house-husband?"

/Gotta love a REAL father. I count myself so damn lucky to have one of the true greats in the field.
//He also built us a nice garage, too...
 
2005-08-16 08:29:14 PM
Women would be happier if they stayed at home, made me a sammich, and rubbed my feet.

/it's funny 'cause it's true
 
2005-08-16 09:08:52 PM
This article was too stupid to be amusing.
 
2005-08-16 10:03:30 PM
Meh. I don't care.
 
2005-08-16 11:15:00 PM
Sadly this may be more realistic then we think. Just look at bees. Female-dominated, matriarchal society that casts out the men when winter comes so they die in the harsh grips of bitter loneliness.
And only one of them gets to fark the queen.

"Game over man, game over."

/Mostly sarcastic
 
2005-08-17 12:24:58 AM
Male, female, what's the difference? People suck in general. Asshatary defies gender and race.

/female
//misanthropist
 
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