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(femalefirst.co.uk)   Michael Jackson has a fake nose, and without the prosthesis the singer looks like a "mummy with nostril holes," according to a witness   (femalefirst.co.uk) divider line 98
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2005-08-16 11:03:33 AM
That's ignorant!
 
2005-08-16 11:13:31 AM
I dunno, I think it's pretty funny true or not.

Can somebody photoshop this guy a better prosthesis?
 
2005-08-16 11:14:34 AM
"He is said to have fallen in love with the country because he can enjoy relative anonymity there."

I wonder if it's because of all those impressionable young arab boys?
just saying/
slash dyslexia//
HAHAHAHA!!1!1!1ONEElEvENtyOne///
 
2005-08-16 11:23:06 AM
Devilish!!!
 
2005-08-16 11:32:01 AM
How can these people say, I voted not guilty but I know the bastard did it? They should be held personally responsible if he molests another person.
 
2005-08-16 11:40:18 AM
Gwendolyn

An unfortunate and neccesary evil of a justice system where the burden of proof lies on the state.

Also, if MJ was to use a prosthetic nose, I'm pretty sure he could afford a better looking one.
 
2005-08-16 12:28:43 PM
With the exception of Cindy Sheehan, Michael Jackson is the most villified white woman in America.
 
2005-08-16 02:50:00 PM
This thread is useless without...
 
2005-08-16 03:42:08 PM
Isotope: Can somebody photoshop this guy a better prosthesis?

A Mr. Potato head nose perhaps?

 
2005-08-16 03:57:30 PM


Thrillllaaaaaa!
 
2005-08-16 03:58:03 PM
Vedman got it right with this pic, from an old Photoshop contest...



props to Ved.
 
2005-08-16 03:58:45 PM
Wake me when Fb- is finally identified as the father of his children.


/albinos
 
2005-08-16 04:00:53 PM
Nostril Hole

Sounds like a punk band to me...
 
2005-08-16 04:01:16 PM
oh dear GOD that pic is creepy as hell...

MAKE IT STOP!!
 
2005-08-16 04:02:08 PM
MJ gets off, and that guy from the TrueFark article that disappeared is a sex offender. That's justice.
 
2005-08-16 04:02:26 PM
Remember the Dan Ayckroyd character with the fake nose from the movie "Nothing But Trouble"?
No?
Well then consider yourself lucky.
 
2005-08-16 04:03:01 PM
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover.
And my nose was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
 
2005-08-16 04:03:24 PM
Once again, South Park predicts reality.



Sorry about the double post.
 
2005-08-16 04:03:26 PM
I think he looks more like an alien.

 
2005-08-16 04:03:43 PM
Shenanigans.

If he had a fake nose, would it look like that?.
 
2005-08-16 04:04:13 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: I always think of Woody Allen's "The Sleeper".

Maybe MJ's real nose is being kept in a lab someplace in case they need to clone him.
 
2005-08-16 04:04:25 PM
Wow! Finally a picture more disturbing than this one!

 
2005-08-16 04:04:58 PM
I thought women couldn't own property in Bahrain? Seems like they wouldn't allow The Glove to move there - plus, how will Mike drive? I thought that women couldn't have licenses?
 
2005-08-16 04:06:34 PM
There's no way this is true. If he had no nose and he was going to wear a prosthetic, why would he pick that nose as the fake.

I think that the nose we see is so awful, it must be the real one...
 
2005-08-16 04:08:22 PM
 
2005-08-16 04:09:34 PM
dpratt: I thought women couldn't own property in Bahrain? Seems like they wouldn't allow The Glove to move there - plus, how will Mike drive? I thought that women couldn't have licenses?

I don't know about the property thing, but women are legal to drive in Bahrain. They can't across neighboring nation Saudi Arabia.
 
2005-08-16 04:09:58 PM
 
2005-08-16 04:10:33 PM
 
2005-08-16 04:13:09 PM
i wish i could take my nose off at night...then i wouldn't use these anymore:

 
xia
2005-08-16 04:15:03 PM
When will people learn to stop paying attention to this freak?

/look at me! posting in a thread that i want to go away! I am smart! S.M.R.T.
 
2005-08-16 04:15:13 PM
michael jackson is on the i would like to punch you in the face list -- as is dr phil, gary coleman, and of course oma rossa
 
2005-08-16 04:16:02 PM
GIS for "noseless"
 
2005-08-16 04:18:27 PM


"This nose isn't fake! That would be a disgrace!
It's as real as the glue that holds it to my face!"
 
2005-08-16 04:19:21 PM
I don't believe it and I am willing to beleive almost anything about Michael Jackson. It sounds like crap designed to sell books as opposed to telling the truth. Why would a juror know what Michael Jackson looks like without his nose, or that his hair is a wig? How would a juror be able to meet with close MJ friends and/or family members...the only people who have probably seen him without his nose, if that is actually true.

Oh, wait, it was an anonymous source. I don't buy it.
 
2005-08-16 04:20:52 PM
Thanks for the info, Mr. Hultman. Now if you would have stuck to your guns and helped to find that pedophile guilty instead of trying to sell a book, the Gloved One might be in jail right now and his fellow inmates would be helping him to play a version of a game that Mr. Escalante used in the movie "Stand and Deliver" to teach math. The game is called "Fill the hole."
 
2005-08-16 04:23:19 PM

/Still my fav, albeit very disturbing...
 
2005-08-16 04:23:21 PM

Unavailable for comment.
 
2005-08-16 04:25:11 PM
This one's for you Rev.
Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser presiding,

/no comment, I mean NC
//best hotdog eating scene ever
///been all round the world (like Mike)
 
2005-08-16 04:26:09 PM
Jolonco: "He is said to have fallen in love with the country because he can enjoy relative anonymity be a real anomaly there."
 
2005-08-16 04:28:12 PM


/obscure?
//only his hairdresser nose for sure
///hey! slashes are fun!
 
2005-08-16 04:29:28 PM
 
2005-08-16 04:31:26 PM
It sounds pretty far-fetched that this guy would actually know. But it's depressing to think a guy in his 60's would just make shiat up.


/Doesn't think the prosecution proved guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.
 
2005-08-16 04:32:28 PM
Wither the Tycho Brahe references?
 
2005-08-16 04:37:40 PM
It's. a. wig?

*gasp*
 
2005-08-16 04:37:40 PM


...that would sincerely hurt my feelings...
 
2005-08-16 04:38:20 PM
Dammit, quasimodem beat me and with a painting, too!
 
2005-08-16 04:38:44 PM
Jurors are as dumb as rocks these days, it seems. Apparently, the new strategy for winning cases is to pack the jury with people too stupid to ask questions, understand logic, or do anything other than respond credulously to emotional appeals and forget testimony.

I heard about an interview with one of the OJ jurors where she kept pointing out things the prosecution failed to accomplish, only to have them (and the days they happened), one by one, pointed out to her. She didn't have much of a response after that...
 
2005-08-16 04:43:20 PM
There was an e-bay auction a coupla years ago for a MJ fake nose that was supposedly found in one of his hotel rooms.

The auction was pulled by e-bay very quickly with no explaination.

Wish I had saved a pic of it. It looked pretty convincing when you compared it to actual closeup photos of Jackson.
 
2005-08-16 04:44:26 PM
ryant123:

Yes! I had hoped that guy would start showing up in threads! Kudos!

/farewell!...... farewell!......
 
2005-08-16 04:49:07 PM
MJ will like Bahrain. He can take all sorts of liberties with young boys there and the locals won't even bat an eyelash
 
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