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(   Local couple ties the knot where they first met -- a McDonald's drive-thru window in front of friends, family, the Hamburglar and Mayor McCheese   ( divider line
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3359 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2005 at 4:07 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-08-16 08:28:38 AM  
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Such a cute couple....awwwwwwwwww.......
2005-08-16 08:38:33 AM  
Yep. That's class right there.
2005-08-16 08:44:48 AM  
The ironic thing is that they're having the reception at Wendy's.
2005-08-16 09:23:23 AM  
I hope, just for my own peace of mind, that these two are retarded. Any other explanation is absolutely unacceptable and unimaginable.
2005-08-16 09:41:53 AM  
Robble Robble
2005-08-16 11:00:45 AM  
You may now kiss your bride's 17 chins, you farking lardass.
2005-08-16 04:05:35 PM  
This story made me grimace.
2005-08-16 04:10:33 PM  
and then............
2005-08-16 04:11:29 PM  
I have to admit... the McGriddles are dang tasty.
2005-08-16 04:11:50 PM  
Only in America.
2005-08-16 04:12:38 PM  
no grimace? for shame...
2005-08-16 04:14:11 PM  
"You may now beat the bride"
2005-08-16 04:16:57 PM  
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My wedding gift, some nice crystal for the happy couple.
2005-08-16 04:17:51 PM  
It's about time FARK has a McDonalds tag. Drew, get on it!
2005-08-16 04:18:07 PM  
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The actual couple and ceremony.
2005-08-16 04:19:34 PM  
Rubble Rubble
2005-08-16 04:20:04 PM  
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"Sorry, I think I'm at the wrong wedding."
2005-08-16 04:20:21 PM  
I think the real question here that's on everyone's minds is:


/Ten points to anyone that gets this reference
//Where's Mayor McCheese when you need him?

2005-08-16 04:21:16 PM  
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Always cries at weddings.
2005-08-16 04:22:19 PM  


Well, maybe if Mayor McCheese would stop playing politics and let Big Mac do his job.

/Still hasnt captured Capt. Crook.
2005-08-16 04:23:24 PM  

What is Logan's Run?

/Where's my points?
2005-08-16 04:25:03 PM  
Whatever it takes to bring that creepy McDonald's moon mascot out of hiding...
2005-08-16 04:25:55 PM  
i met her at the burger king
fell in love by the soda machine
so we took the car downtown
the kids were hanging out all around

2005-08-16 04:26:11 PM  
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2005-08-16 04:26:51 PM  
Nothing can kill the Grimace.

As for getting married at a drive-through, that's farked. I knew someone that met his wife at a drive-through McDonalds, but they weren't greasy enough to get married there.
2005-08-16 04:26:58 PM  
While on the honeymoon he was hoping for a Happy Meal, but she was quite disappointed with his small fries.
2005-08-16 04:27:43 PM  
According to, Ronald's favorite letter is M, it's for McDonalds. It knowledge like this that makes me come to fark everyday.
2005-08-16 04:29:46 PM  
The article failed to mention the couple was registered at Wal*Mart.
2005-08-16 04:37:01 PM  
"Though the couple met at McDonald's they once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."
2005-08-16 04:37:24 PM  
Didn't that guy on Supersize Me get married at McDonald's too? The same guy that ate 20,000,000 Big Macs? He was the craziest thing about that movie.

On a totally different note... check out Macabre's McDonalds influenced murdermetal t-shirts -
2005-08-16 04:39:50 PM  
I'd rather spend $100,000 and get married in the house of the flying spaghetti monster.
2005-08-16 04:42:21 PM  
Grimace is hailing! He's a McNazi!
2005-08-16 04:43:19 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
fark! I had forgotten about him! That guy was creepy as all hell.
2005-08-16 04:45:37 PM  
2005-08-16 03:41:32 PM nbrfwhoooo

God I love McDonald's.

/Yep. I really, really do

Cuttin' and pastin' since '95
2005-08-16 04:45:39 PM  
Yeah, but if it doesn't last who gets the all the condiments?
2005-08-16 04:45:59 PM  
You mean Mac Tonight?
2005-08-16 04:46:19 PM  

Nothing can kill the Grimace.

Every true Kevin Smith fan will get this reference. The correct answer is of course Clerks the animated series.

/was going to post the same thing
2005-08-16 04:50:10 PM  
New Market niche for McDonalds??

"Over 2 Married"
2005-08-16 04:53:30 PM  
harrinkw and made me laugh so hard I cried.

That made my day.

Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump!

What the fark is Birdie?!
2005-08-16 04:59:27 PM  
Hey, at least the place had meaning to them.

Beats people who never set foot in a house o'worship, but just have to have a church wedding.

did the reception cards have a place to check off either "McChicken" or "Filet o' Fish?"
2005-08-16 05:01:47 PM  

fark! I had forgotten about him! That guy was creepy as all hell.

I can still see him playing the piano in my nightmares...


You mean Mac Tonight?

AHHHHHH! Don't say his name aloud!

Oh, great... you have unleashed the creature that we have feared for more than three thousand years!

/yay The Mummy!
//boo ac-may onight-tay!
2005-08-16 05:04:49 PM  
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Make it Mac Tonight!
2005-08-16 05:06:14 PM  
Happy Honeymoon!

: ,
2005-08-16 05:07:49 PM  
Since she was religious, he can finally get some McPussy.
2005-08-16 05:09:45 PM  
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Do you know where your children are?
2005-08-16 05:10:43 PM  
What the groom doesn't realize is that in a few weeks after the marriage his wifes ARSE will be supersized!

/women "let themselves go" after they marry ya know
2005-08-16 05:13:24 PM  
Nippleclamp, Yagyob
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2005-08-16 05:21:13 PM  
Hey, where'd the bride and the best man go?
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2005-08-16 10:50:10 PM  
My best friend met his fiance through the Wendy's drive-thru in the same town. I hope to God the wedding isn't there or I may not attend!
2005-08-17 12:06:01 AM  
This is the kind of article that usually preceeds "You might be a redneck"

/Can the virus Kill The Grimace?
//Nothing can kill The Grimace
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