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(Reuters)   The president and first lady hire the first female White House chef   (go.reuters.com) divider line 98
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2005-08-14 03:18:13 PM
This is to make up for the imbalance on the Supreme Court, right?
 
2005-08-14 03:23:53 PM
Cool.

I heard women belong in the kitchen somewhere recently.
 
2005-08-14 03:32:26 PM
Actually, they fired the old chef because he couldn't cook the "white trash" style food they liked.
 
2005-08-14 03:43:07 PM
EE Kid: Actually, they fired the old chef because he couldn't cook the "white trash" style food they liked.


Are you kidding me? The people that hired him were from Arkansas.
 
2005-08-14 03:46:24 PM
I've not heard of this 'white trash' food style being taught at chef schools. I guess Filipino women must have some sort of knack for this 'white trash' cooking.

Is it something cranky lefties eat while looking down their noses?
 
2005-08-14 10:09:37 PM
I wonder if she has a good recipe for Humble Pie?
 
2005-08-14 10:12:27 PM
How progressive of them!

Letting women cook!
 
2005-08-14 10:16:50 PM
Long as she remembers the President likes his foot medium-rare.
 
2005-08-14 11:01:20 PM
whatshisname: I wonder if she has a good recipe for Humble Pie?


I hear Bush is allergic to humble pie.
 
2005-08-14 11:22:29 PM
And here I thougtht that all Fillipino women were good for was filthy work in the back alleys...I guess you gotta branch out somewhere, best to put her in the kitchen.
 
2005-08-15 01:05:32 AM
And this matters how?? People are dying in a war we shouldnt' be in and yet this is all over the news. Unbelievable!
 
2005-08-15 03:01:59 AM
I thought the military cooked for the president.
 
2005-08-15 04:03:00 AM
That's an unusual move for Bush, unless of course, she's barefoot and pregnant.
 
2005-08-15 05:11:03 AM
He left so that Laura Bush could set her own style, an administration official with close ties to the East Wing said. The official, who requested anonymity, also hinted at a personality clash.


Laura Bush has a personality? Who knew?!

I hope this new chef can cook pretzel pie.

/choke on it
 
2005-08-15 05:28:06 AM
Sounds like the old chef was cooking too many crow for Bush to eat. =P

/I Kid. I kid.
//No. Not my face
 
2005-08-15 05:32:57 AM
 
2005-08-15 05:37:05 AM
How come Bill missed out on that one?
 
2005-08-15 05:37:40 AM
That's not her.
 
2005-08-15 05:39:13 AM
GIS for "New White House Chef" is funny, though.

 
2005-08-15 05:39:33 AM
Hmm...no Godwin yet...Ahem, allow me:

Oh, that kind Adolf (he's a heart-smart vegetarian, you know) made boiling lobsters alive illegal, what a kind soul. He's such a lil treasure!
 
2005-08-15 05:41:09 AM
"Spiffy" got lame all of a sudden.
 
2005-08-15 05:43:00 AM
Can lefties please decide how they are going to make fun of the president and stick with it. Either he is a rich snob who can't relate to white trash people or he is white trash. Can't be both people.
 
2005-08-15 05:45:48 AM
At the job interview, she was the only applicant who responded "no" to the question, "Are you now or have you ever been capable of making pretzels?"
 
2005-08-15 05:48:22 AM
MrBelvedere - funny, I don't recall anyone ever claiming that Bush is a rich snob who can't relate to white trash. Unless you mean that his vocabulary is so poor that even white trash have trouble understanding what the hell the big dumb whore is saying, in which case, point taken.
 
2005-08-15 05:53:32 AM
Congratulations to GraphicAddiction and HankTheCat for taking a simple Bush joke with the utmost seriousness.
 
2005-08-15 06:00:11 AM
dukefluke

I guess marijuana really does affect long-term memory.

Yeah, and "big dumb whore" is such a great use of vocabulary. Maybe you should practice some of what you preach.
 
2005-08-15 06:03:40 AM
MrBelvedere:

Can lefties please decide how they are going to make fun of the president and stick with it. Either he is a rich snob who can't relate to white trash people or he is white trash. Can't be both people.


Said who? This man is the definition of "special". He broke down barriers in the retardation of the presidency.
 
2005-08-15 06:07:45 AM
Thats kinda cool, in a why-did-this-take-so-long kinda way
 
2005-08-15 06:09:22 AM
OMFGOMG NEW CHEF (1800 dead) WOW SHE'S A WOMAN (1800 dead) LAURA HELPED (1800 dead) SHE CAN MAKE MEXICAN FOOD (1800 dead) THAT'S GREAT!

/thanks, media
 
2005-08-15 06:10:19 AM
Deep Hurting:
"At the job interview, she was the only applicant who responded "no" to the question, "Are you now or have you ever been capable of making pretzels?""

I salute you.
 
2005-08-15 06:12:01 AM
Now get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!
 
2005-08-15 06:13:05 AM
Obviously, MrBelvedere has never been to Texas. There are plenty of rich, white elitist bastards down here that are equally capable of deriding anyone with an education or any pretense to taste while still being completely out of touch with the common person.

/farking oil barons
 
2005-08-15 06:17:16 AM
Not realizing that there was a member named Mr. Belvidere, I was temporarily excited to imagine good ol' Lynn as the new chef in the White House.
 
2005-08-15 06:18:15 AM
Why, don't they like good food.
 
2005-08-15 06:19:21 AM
Oh lord, can we stop with the "lefties" this and "righties" that everytime someone makes a little Bush joke? I recall "Righties" and "Lefties" making fun of Clinton in harmony without all the political BS.
 
2005-08-15 06:31:38 AM
MrBelvedere - "I guess marijuana really does affect long-term memory."

I guess being a republican shill damages your sense of humour.

"Yeah, and "big dumb whore" is such a great use of vocabulary. Maybe you should practice some of what you preach."

It may not be the best-crafted sentence of my writing career, but it's certainly accurate. Now go direct your impotent whining noises at someone else.
 
2005-08-15 06:31:45 AM
I just don't get what "white trash" food is. Does that include burgers because white trash do eat burgers. Why else would McDonalds be in business so long? But you don't have to live in a trailer to go to McDonalds.
 
2005-08-15 06:35:44 AM
Does anyone know if they have food testers in the White House?

If not, it would be easy for a kitchen assistant or even the chef to slip a little poison in and join the Presidential Assassins Hall of Fame.
 
2005-08-15 06:35:49 AM
dukefluke

If I wanted advice on impotency, you would be the first one I'd go to. I'm sorry if calmly pointing out liberal hypocrisy sounds like whining to you. You claim to be sooooooo concerned with the poor and protect them from the big bad Walmart, but make fun of them and call them hicks every chance you get. But I'll try to stop.
 
2005-08-15 06:36:04 AM
>>I recall "Righties" and "Lefties" making fun of Clinton in harmony without all the political BS.

You must have been hallucinating. I have no memory of any sort of harmony, in humor or otherwise, when the Bubba was in the White House.
 
2005-08-15 06:36:19 AM
Pasta...

Pepper...

Plum sauce...

Pizza dough...

Passion fruit...

hmmmm...

ahhhh... here we go...

Poison!
 
2005-08-15 06:37:47 AM
Most sarcastic thread eva'.

And for the record, I agree with SmashAdams.
 
2005-08-15 06:43:01 AM
ddraig

You must have been hallucinating. I have no memory of any sort of harmony, in humor or otherwise, when the Bubba was in the White House.

Everyone and their dog told an intern joke back in 1999.
 
2005-08-15 06:51:37 AM
kudos to Submitter for not trying to use "woman" as an adjective, like 92% of the "legitimate" media.
 
2005-08-15 06:51:53 AM
MrBelvedere - funny, I don't recall anyone ever claiming that Bush is a rich snob

Obviously, MrBelvedere has never been to Texas.


Obviously all you well informed people that are taking MrBelvedere to task on this seem to forget that the Bush family are New England blue bloods, the archetype of rich snobs. They moved to Texas after W was born. Calling him white trash is as accurate an insult as if you called him black or Jewish using a pejorative.

Now I feel dirty for defending anyone in this stupid argument.
 
2005-08-15 06:53:23 AM


This is she.
 
Skr
2005-08-15 07:23:19 AM
How many people here like to eat food?
I like to eat food.
Food is good.
Chefs!
 
2005-08-15 07:24:47 AM
spiffy?
 
2005-08-15 07:25:30 AM
I hear she puts real dog in her corndogs.
 
2005-08-15 07:27:24 AM
I'd have gone to Google.
 
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