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2005-08-14 05:55:03 PM
Wow. I really served that one up for you. Well played.
 
2005-08-14 05:57:10 PM
SuperMoses ,faethe

Personal responsibility is a joke. If we let 'personal responsibility' be the rule, then there wouldn't even be any law enforcement and we would all be at the whim of someone elses asshattery.

No, mandatory vaccinations are mandatory for the common good, because certain liberatarian pussies are too weird to be trusted to take care of themselves and their families, and some ignorant deadbeats will end up bringing obsolete and defeated diseases (like smallpox and mumps) into our schools, churches, and homes. These are the kind of people who will put e. coli into our food and AIDS into our blood transfusions. There are federal and state regulations to keep people like ME safe from asshats like you. Thank farking god for that.

If you don't like it, go live on a ranch in Montana and take all of your neanderthal friends with you.
 
2005-08-14 05:59:22 PM
Random_Transit

Please use only genuine Interositer parts.
 
2005-08-14 06:09:04 PM
kjwulff: what most red-staters think blue-staters look like


Only the blue guy.
 
2005-08-14 06:09:31 PM
...and to think, at one point I respected liberetarians for their views, and now I see that they wear thicker tinfoil than almost everyone else.
 
2005-08-14 06:15:12 PM
PanicMan: /Can you give the source on that image? I can't find it on the CBO site. Thanks.

Chain can't give you a genuine source for that image (notice the conspicuous absence of a reply) because it's a clear MS Paint fake, just check-out where it's hosted Some anti-bush crap.

/would've voted for Bush if eligible
//might vote for Walken if Jeb doesn't run

 
2005-08-14 06:19:06 PM
gh_geek

Well, that image may be the product of whatever site he/she used, or it might just be hosted by the anti-bush site. Conservatives are too hasty... because they aren't very good at thinking things through.

Even if that chart was made on MS Paint, the budget numbers it gives are dead-on accurate. You can go to the CBO or any other official beaurocracy that keeps track of the federal budget if you want. The republicans are deficit spenders with no pretense of responsibility to the country or the people they represent.
 
2005-08-14 06:19:52 PM
According to the Global Polio Eradication page here. There are only 6 countries in the world that are polio-endemic.

If you want to keep your country off of this list, please stop being a douchebag and have your child vaccinated. It only stays eradicated if people keep getting vaccinated. Just ask Indonesia just how polio importation feels...I think it's a little like a tabasco enema...

Now, back to your god-granted disease-free white picket fence Amerika that you take for granted...I'm sorry to have wasted your time thinking of global issues instead of your rat race life.
 
2005-08-14 06:20:16 PM
Reading this thread, I thank God, or possibly Walken (W-lk-n), that the government protects kids from 'personal responsibility' parents.

When it comes to children, some parents are too stupid to take care of them properly. The authorities need to, and do, step in. Kids are not your property, they are people and would be adults. Someone needs to look after them.

/idiots
 
2005-08-14 06:21:03 PM
It's late. That should read "soon to be adults."
 
2005-08-14 06:40:54 PM

Now, back to your god-granted disease-free white picket fence Amerika that you take for granted...I'm sorry to have wasted your time thinking of global issues instead of your rat race life.


Aw, come on. Polio is as American as Norman Rockwell and apple pie. I mean, if it was good enough for this guy, it should be good enough for your kids, otherwise they'll grow up to be godless hippie commies.



/way sarcastic
 
2005-08-14 07:34:42 PM
Wow. Walken for prez to vaccinations. Anyone know who did the UK Big Beat remix of These Boots Are Made For Walkin'? I've been looking for that.
 
2005-08-14 07:40:11 PM
Sea Monkey

If they are doing a decent job spinning Big Beat, then its gotta be a) Armand Van Helden, Stormin' Norman (Fatboy Slim, Mighty Dub Katz) Cook, or Ritchie (Plastikman) Hawtin.
 
2005-08-14 07:52:56 PM
lexslamman

Vaccinations should and MUST be mandatory. I don't want your scurvy liberatarian kid giving my kid the farking mumps.

People who are anti-vaccine are pro-retard.


Vaccines may actually cause some kinds of developmental disabilities in certain children. So as evidence mounts, people who are pro-mandatory vaccine may turn out to be the ones who are really "pro-retard" as you so ironically put it.

/used to be very pro-vaccination
//has a child with autism
 
2005-08-14 07:55:42 PM
hayssco:

its great that you can post a totally false graph and all, though the it did rise during clinton, it was due to the bush sr. years, and the fall is most likely attributed to the clinton years. god bless the liberal media for making it look like bush's fault.

Clinton
started the war in Iraq?? Holy crap! This whole time, those darn liberals that control Fox News had me believing that it was Bush whose war it is that's eating up all that money.

Thank God you're so well-informed, with the media all being controlled by liberals and such, I didn't know who to turn to.
 
2005-08-14 08:02:11 PM
Clinton started the war in Iraq?? Holy crap! This whole time, those darn liberals that control Fox News had me believing that it was Bush whose war it is that's eating up all that money.

Now, now. You know it was Clinton's fault that 9/11 happened. And you know that Oasama & Co. is the reason we're in Iraq today.

I don't see any problem with saying Clinton started the war in Iraq. After all, he got a blowjob and lied about it.
 
2005-08-14 08:11:42 PM
I don't see any problem with saying Clinton started the war in Iraq. After all, he got a blowjob and lied about it.

You're right. Terrorists love blowjobs.
 
2005-08-14 08:15:02 PM
NeedleGuy... you can get bannanated for posting public information about a orginisation?
 
2005-08-14 08:16:17 PM
Princess_Headbutt

Now, now. You know it was Clinton's fault that 9/11 happened. And you know that Oasama & Co. is the reason we're in Iraq today.

TINFOIL ALERT! TINFOIL ALERT! ALL LOGIC SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN!

Bullshiat. That is like saying it was Nixon's fault that the Iranian hostage situation happened or Faisal II's fault that the US invaded Iraq. It was bin Laden's fault that 9/11 happened, and the regressive conservative US foreign policy.

Osama bin Laden had NOTHING to do with Iraq. Bush is the reason we're in Iraq today.
 
2005-08-14 08:18:01 PM
Princess_Headbutt

I think, given everything you have said so far, that it is more likely that your child's autism is due to your perilously flawed genes, and not the vaccines that protect him/her from all sorts of nasties.
 
2005-08-14 08:18:07 PM
TwitGibbler:

Perhaps if you're not willing to think of the health of your childs peers, your peers won't think about your child.

Buck up, and get a needle. Be greatful that you have the CHANCE to be protected from the horrible dieseases that still plague many places in the world.

Would you rather one small harmless prick, or decades of surgery to try and repair your polio-shattered nerve system? Seems like a wicked deal to me.


My advice is that you research something before shooting your mouth off about it. Did you know vaccines have caused children autism because somehow mercury got in them, then we're told it's all a mistake (because this administration never holds anyone accountable), our government wants to kill us. You trust them because...wait for it...you're stupid. I hope Walken will tackle real issues like this and the Federal Reserve.

Christopher Walken/Alex Jones 2008

Hey, I can dream. ^_^
 
2005-08-14 08:23:53 PM
Touchyournose

Fine. When the influx of immigrants gives your future children terminal cases of Measles, Mumps, Rubella, Diptheria, Polio, Smallpox, etc, and they all die slow and painful deaths, I will chalk it up to natural selection.
 
2005-08-14 08:33:42 PM
lexslamman:

It was bin Laden's fault that 9/11 happened, and the regressive conservative US foreign policy.

So, if this is so answer some of these.

Why is there no footage of a plane hitting the pentagon, and why do photos not look anything like an airplane hit? You know those two big-ass 6 ton titanium engines? They would've been buried deep into the building, all that is there is a 16 meter wide hole because a missile hit it.

Why were two seismographs of earthquakes measured? Because high-tech explosives were secured to the foundation, there is even a man who rescued someone from the basement who was severly burned. Why are there flashes right before the planes hit the buildings? What is the pod seen beneath the plane? Here's a biggie, even though the WTC are the first steel buildings to ever collapse due to fire. How did building 7, a block away collapse the same way, the original story was it collapsed because fire got into it somehow and ignited some tanks...but then the owner, Larry Silverstein on PBS accidently admitted that they pulled the building. Why did Rudolph Guiliani not allow the wreckage to be examined? Most importantly, if NORAD can scramble fighters to protect something within 15 minutes, why would Al CIAda have even thought they'd get away with hijacking four planes for over two hours with box cutters.

/infowars.com reopen911.org
/sick of sheep
 
2005-08-14 08:34:05 PM
Wow, what the hell happened to this thread?! Get over it, people!
 
2005-08-14 08:43:16 PM
Touchyournose

My brother was in the Pentagon when the plane hit. Take off your tinfoil hat and enter the rational world.
 
2005-08-14 08:47:57 PM
lexslamman

You're an idiot if you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic in my post about Osama, Clinton, and Iraq.

Hopefully your seriously flawed genes haven't and will never reproduce at all. At the very least, I certainly hope your crude insults are the result of (lack of proper) nurture and not nature.
 
2005-08-14 08:51:29 PM
lexslamman:Wow, guess I'll just have to take your word for it. Hey everyone, the whole movement for truth is wrong because of this guy's brother...we can all start trusting the man and taking our vaccines, and implantable microchips and national ID cards. HA! HA! Tinfoil hat!!one!11! Yousafunnyandoriginalbastard. NOT!

Here's another nice conversation, did you know not only are George Bush and John Kerry cousins, but they also belong to the same Yale secret society, Skull and Bones. That only brings in 15 members a year. It also is tied to Bohemian Grove and the Bohemian Club, which many presidents and big wigs have been members of. In 2000, video was released of them partaking in a yearly occultic sacrifical ritual of a child (they might not really be children, they could be mock statues used to represent children), this is a group which our christian president and his family are members of.
 
2005-08-14 08:54:43 PM
Touchyournose,Princess_Headbutt

Wow... I hate to put it this way, but you all are wrong. Just plain wrong.

I certainly hope your crude insults are the result of (lack of proper) nurture and not nature.

They are the result of neither. My insults come from my own mind and are only used when I deign proper, like when I am confronted with unfathomable asshattery.

Touchyournose

OOOoooo, I am so impressed. The truth is out there, Mr. Moulder.
 
2005-08-14 09:00:14 PM
The Bohemian Club is just a bunch of rich, powerful farkers gossiping, getting drunk, screwing hookers and pissing on the redwoods for a few days a year. Oh -- and they put on silly plays where all parts are played by men (no female members, you see) and have a great big bonfire where they "cremate worried care" (an owl effigy meant to represent Moloch). It's all pretty standard turn-of-the-previous-century men's club/secret society claptrap.

That's not to say they don't totally suck, but PLEASE let's not go there with the sacrifice crap. Talk about tinfoil hats...
 
2005-08-14 09:01:21 PM
Next thing, someone is going to tell me that Paul McCartney died 40 years ago and the current Paul is just a look-alike hired by the Beatles.

Next thing, someone is going to tell me that the moon landing was faked.

Next thing, someone is going to tell me that Tupac Shakur is still alive and recording albums.

Next thing, someone is going to tell me that Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis, and Osama bin-Laden are all chilling in George W Bush's bomb shelter passing around a hookah.

You can prove/disprove anything with a few statistics, some scraps of evidence that seem contrary to the overwhelming truth, and a couple of whack-job conspiracy nuts with big imaginations and good story-telling skills.

There is not one inconsistency that can change the fact that 9/11 actually happened before the entire nation's eyes.
 
2005-08-14 09:05:00 PM
lexslamman

The proper phrase is "deem" proper, not deign.
 
2005-08-14 09:05:20 PM
Touchyournose,

Mercury didn't just get in them - Thimerisol (phonetic sp, could be real sp) IS involved in the process of making and preserving the vaccines. There are thimerisol free vaccines which have had is procedurally filtered out of it. And there should ONLY be thimerisol free vaccines as of 1999 - however it is entirely possible to find them still on the doctor's shelves, and not just in the 3rd world but in the USA.

/listened to too much Imus in the Morning.
 
2005-08-14 09:06:22 PM
Princess_Headbutt:You haven't watched the video that was leaked by the hero Alex Jones did you? (Did you even know Alex Jones was the first person to sneak in and bring out video back in 2000) Watch Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian Grove, or Martial Law 9-11 and the Rise of the Police State has it as well. This isn't tinfoil hat stuff, a world government is trying to be put in place and we are being screwed. If something isn't done a planet will not be left for our children, capitalism will destroy everything.

Besides, I didn't say it was a sacrifice, I said it could be mock, but it was a real ritual where they atleast pretended to sacrifice something.
 
2005-08-14 09:07:52 PM
Touchyournose, I know members of the Boho club.
 
2005-08-14 09:09:52 PM
lexslamman:
My insults come from my own mind and are only used when I deign proper, like when I am confronted with unfathomable asshattery.

Or when a sarcastic comment goes over your head?
 
2005-08-14 09:12:52 PM
lexslamman is an ass. Why not use all your wasted space to actually debate what I said, oh, that's right, you can't.

Two six ton titanium engines went into the pentagon and left a tiny hole. Maybe you should watch some of the evidence instead of opening your fat useless mouth. You probably have not watched any of it.

/Keep your eyes glued to the tv. It has all your answers.
 
2005-08-14 09:17:05 PM
Princess_Headbutt:That's great but you really don't understand how all this secrecy works though. The club is nothing, just a small part of the New World Order. I'm not saying the what wants to take over the world is in it. It's not even the US, if anything it's Europe. But it's basically global, everything is a sick play. To justify defense spending and savagery. None of this stuff is very believable though because not even I can imagine why anyone would be that self-centered or stupid. Equality, love, and light will return though.
 
2005-08-14 09:19:50 PM
shaggai

There are thimerisol free vaccines which have had is procedurally filtered out of it. And there should ONLY be thimerisol free vaccines as of 1999

Yep. My little guy was born in early '99, too.

And for the record, I've never said that vaccinations are bad. But mandatory vaccinations, against the will of the parents is just wrong. If I have another kid, he's not getting any jabs until it's time to start school. Lexslamman, you are more than welcome to just stay the hell away from us until that time comes, too.

As for Bush, those crazy shiatheads on the Russian River, and tinfoil hat conspiracies, why did the pharmaceutical companies lobby so dammned hard to get it made illegal to sue for damages caused by vaccinations? Hmmm? Could it be the autism epidemic, which, by the way, has peaked apparently.

/Think that's because Thimerosol was removed from our vaccination supply?
 
2005-08-14 09:24:40 PM
Walken -> vaccines -> pentagon bombing / 911 -> Skull and Bones

What the...
 
2005-08-14 09:25:08 PM
/would vote for Walken.
 
2005-08-14 09:29:12 PM
Touchyournose

I don't know where your data comes from, but that plane left a gaping hole in the Pentagon. You may not realize the scale of the building, but it is farking huge. That plane hit the Pentagon.

This is wasted space. It isn't any good arguing with a completely moronic maniac like yourself.

Why is there no footage of a plane hitting the pentagon, and why do photos not look anything like an airplane hit?

First, no one expected an attack on the Pentagon. There is also no footage of the plane going down in Shanksville, and every photo produced looks like a big ass airplane hit the big ass Pentagon, especially the ones with the big ass airplane IN the big ass Pentagon.

You know those two big-ass 6 ton titanium engines?

Yup.

They would've been buried deep into the building, all that is there is a 16 meter wide hole because a missile hit it.

Not true on both counts. The engines did not detatch from the plane and therefore made it no farther than the actual wings of the plane did. Not to call you an idiot, but you are a real idiot if you think that hole is 16 meters/55 feet in width. That hole is farking huge, almost the size of 2 entire segments of the Pentagon, which are each much larger than 16 meters.

Why were two seismographs of earthquakes measured?

Well, when you have that much jetfuel exploding that close to the ground, it creates a huge explosion. Huge explosions on the ground cause tremors. Not tectonic, but percussive.

Because high-tech explosives were secured to the foundation, there is even a man who rescued someone from the basement who was severly burned.

That much jetfuel exploding will severly burn anyone in the vicinity.

Why are there flashes right before the planes hit the buildings? What is the pod seen beneath the plane?

I have no idea what the fark you are talking about. I thought there was no footage of planes hitting anything except for the second plane barreling into the WTC south tower.

Here's a biggie, even though the WTC are the first steel buildings to ever collapse due to fire.

Didn't collapse due to fire. The heat from the jet fuel explosion melted and caused structural damage to the internal steel support beams holding those suckers up. When they buckled, the buildings fell.

How did building 7, a block away collapse the same way, the original story was it collapsed because fire got into it somehow and ignited some tanks...but then the owner, Larry Silverstein on PBS accidently admitted that they pulled the building.

Never heard of this. Sounds like conspiracy theorist BS to me. Building 7 (which was on the SAME block as the rest, in fact, ALL of the WTC complex) suffered structural damage when the towers fell.

Why did Rudolph Guiliani not allow the wreckage to be examined?

He had no say over it. They weren't his buildings. As someone who visited the 9/11 sites during the cleanup, I can say that they went through almost all of that rubble with a fine-tooth comb.

Most importantly, if NORAD can scramble fighters to protect something within 15 minutes, why would Al CIAda have even thought they'd get away with hijacking four planes for over two hours with box cutters.

They never thought they would take the WTC down. They knew that the US would never expect an attack on domestic soil, and that we wouldn't even consider shooting down planes with our own citizens on them until it was already too late.

You sir, are a complete ass who is too easily misled by the conspiracy theory crap. I think that Bush, Cheney, and all the neocon politicoes stink like dirty diapers, but they are not smart (or stupid) enough to do something like that.

Princess_Headbutt

Deign is a word, and it was properly used. Get yourself a dictionary

joethebastard

When I want your opinion, I will give it to you. Until then, STFU.
 
2005-08-14 09:36:30 PM
Delizin:

/I hates the word "blogs" and thinks any site that calls itself a "blog" should be shutdown.



AMEN!
 
2005-08-14 09:44:28 PM
lexslamman:

When I want your opinion, I will give it to you. Until then, STFU.

I have a better idea: I'll give you my opinion, and you continue making impotent internet threats.

What does "a sarcastic comment going over your head" have to do with my opinion anyway?
 
2005-08-14 09:57:19 PM
lexslamman:You don't know where my data came from because you yourself have not done a thorough investigation. I suppose watching news is easier than looking into videos on torrents.

Martial Law: 9-11 and Rise of the Police State (or any of Alex Jones's other 11 videos, he also has a kickass radio show, http://www.infowars.com)

Confronting the Evidence: A call to reopen the 9-11 investigation (from reopen9-11.org)

Loose Change

9-11 In Plane Site

And for the hell of it, a video I love. Capitalism and other kid's stuff.
 
2005-08-14 09:57:30 PM
joethebastard

Never went over my head. That biatch's statement was never presented as sarcasm, and since TONE is hard to convey in text (unless you have a more refined ability to use the english language, as I do), it didn't really go over, around, through, or anywhere. Her comment bounced off my chest and thudded to the ground.

Your opinion isn't worth the breath you'd waste on it anyway, so if you don't have anything worth while to contribute to the debate, sit down and shut up and let the grown-ups have a discussion.
 
2005-08-14 10:03:44 PM
Did you know how toxic the 9-11 wreckage is? The EPA said the air was safe to breathe, they said this so they could reopen Wall St. but now firefighters cannot work, everyone in NYC has respiratory illnesses, half the rescue dogs have died of cancer. This is because the twin towers alone had 200,000 lbs of asbestos, 5 lbs of lead per computer, radioactive material from smoke detectors, mercury from flourescent light bulbs. But your government said it was safe.
 
2005-08-14 10:07:27 PM
Oh, also Marvin Bush, Georgie boy's brother. Ran security for the WTC.
 
2005-08-14 10:08:49 PM
Touchyournose

It is still a bunch of conspiracy theory huey. Do you know anyone who was present at any of the crash sites at the time of the attacks?

My brother was working in the Pentagon at the time. A cousin of mine was smoking dope in Washington Square Park. Those attacks were real. They were perpetrated by bin Laden and al Qaeda.
 
2005-08-14 10:09:57 PM
Just remember, you can write in any elligble person on the ballot. So write in Walken in 08!

/is kidding, just a bit
 
2005-08-14 10:10:39 PM
lexslamman:
Never went over my head That biatch's statement was never presented as sarcasm

I caught it. It wasn't that hard. Look, it's OK if it went over your head, get a healthy laugh at yourself and move on.

Your opinion isn't worth the breath you'd waste on it anyway, so if you don't have anything worth while to contribute to the debate, sit down and shut up and let the grown-ups have a discussion.

Tell you what, mate: When you start contributing something more than ill-informed rants and puerile insults, you'll have room to talk. I know your "grown-up" discussion on the internet message board is important to you, but we don't all take ourselves so seriously. Feel free to continue commanding me to STFU; it amuses me.
 
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