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(WFMY)   In today's Sign Of The Apocalypse, toads invade Montana. Bugs and viruses scheduled to make an appearance in Redmond tomorrow   (wfmynews2.com) divider line 38
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2005-08-14 12:01:23 AM
But....that's only 3 states away.....

/gasp
 
2005-08-14 12:08:43 AM
using them as fish bait?
i have seen a full grown bullfrog get owned by a tank/pond full of koi fish.. frog jumped into pond, pond was too tall for him to jump back out, koi struck and struck and struck again....eventually leading to chunks of flesh being ripped from frog.....

about article... f' the toads, they lay tadpole eggs in my pond out front nearly every night... hope they are all spread across the street.....lol
 
2005-08-14 12:10:24 AM
I once went out with a girl named Big Sandy. She also had toads.
 
2005-08-14 12:29:20 AM
submitter --- its about time bugs infected Redmond they have infected the world with bugs.

InflatableJesus --- those weren't toads, they were warts.
 
2005-08-14 12:30:17 AM

"In today's Sign Of The Apocalypse, toads invade Montana. "


Say hello to my leetle friends ? Tony Montana says, "Fark the froggies, and fark the Diaz brothers. He'll squish them all like cockaroaches !"


 
2005-08-14 12:30:19 AM
Don't worry, I don't see them surviving too long in a Montana winter. And that's just about 3 weeks away isn't it?

/i keeeed. It's 4.
 
2005-08-14 12:32:50 AM
I think they're well prepared for winter. See how snazzy they look!

 
2005-08-14 12:33:14 AM
Don't touch toads with your bare hands. You'll get warts.
 
2005-08-14 12:35:17 AM
Let My People Go

http://www.militiaofmontana.com/
 
2005-08-14 12:36:39 AM
And the anti-Christ is president.
 
2005-08-14 12:37:23 AM
I wonder if those are the kind you can lick?

It would have been nice if the article explained the reason why the toad population is out of control.

In other news, my girlfriend's river has turned to blood.
 
2005-08-14 12:39:24 AM
Toads/ 3 for a dollar/ sweet corn/ 6 for a dollar.
 
2005-08-14 12:40:20 AM
It's really sad when things are on the local news (in Virginia, even!) days before they are on Fark...
 
2005-08-14 12:42:29 AM
A few are collecting toads to sell them to pet stores

Get'em right here, folks, for only one dollar you can have the same toads you can find by the thousands in your own front yard!
 
2005-08-14 12:44:39 AM
You'll get chills all through your body
And you'll lose all control
Of your bladder and your sphincter
That's your butt hole
Cause if you use toad
Then I'm telling you
You can kiss your life goodbye
Yeah, when you use toad
It'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry, that's no lie
You'll choke on your tongue and die
Gotta give it up
Give up the toad now
It's no joke, buddy
Gotta give it up
Gotta give up the toad now
Or you'll croak, buddy
Gotta give it up
Gotta give up the toad now
And don't smoke or you'll see
It hurts to pee
There'll be blood gushing from you
Every time that you cough
And forget getting lucky
It falls off
You better wise up
Cause I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids
Gotta give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids
Gotta give it up
Give up the toad now
Thanks to you, Lando
Give it up
Give up the toad now
Thanks to you, Lando
Give it up
Gotta give up the toad now
I'm no fool, Lando's cool
Yeah!
 
2005-08-14 12:52:13 AM

Everybody loves hypno-toad
 
2005-08-14 12:54:21 AM
I for one applaud submitter's whitty microsoft-bashing headline.
 
2005-08-14 12:54:56 AM
So, what's the word on the Windows crap? I don't care about some toads...
 
2005-08-14 12:56:03 AM
good thing there's only like 20 people in Big Sandy.

/still thinks we should get a Montana tag for wierd shiat like this.
 
2005-08-14 01:09:13 AM
Lando Griffin surrenders?
 
2005-08-14 01:12:12 AM
I for one love nemilar's posting from a MS Window's based machine...nothing like retards for breakfast to get the morning going...
 
2005-08-14 01:13:39 AM
What's green and red & goes 100 miles per hour?
Frog in a blender.
 
2005-08-14 01:17:48 AM
Wierd - just saw frog scene in "Magnolia" on TV about ten minutes ago.
 
2005-08-14 01:30:19 AM
What they need is a bunch of toad eating snakes. Then a bunch of snake eating gorillas. Then winter can set in.

/obvious
 
2005-08-14 01:30:50 AM
Ever step on a toad in your bare feet? Ever squash it? Ever blow it up with a fire cracker, huh? Hmm? I sure like these french fried potaters.
 
2005-08-14 01:38:38 AM
Lamest thread evar.
 
2005-08-14 01:38:51 AM
won't see no toads here in west glacier, montana....temperature dropped to 32 degrees this morning...brrrr
 
2005-08-14 01:41:08 AM
Ever blow it up with a fire cracker
I understand president bush used too do that...

/probaly still does
 
2005-08-14 01:42:24 AM
The animal in the picture isn't a toad. It's a frog.
 
2005-08-14 01:51:39 AM
lakefivedi

Ever blow it up with a fire cracker
I understand president bush used too do that...

/probaly still does

Nah, he quit that kind of thing after the "coyote with dynamite tied to its tail running under the car full of Secret Service agents" incident.
 
2005-08-14 02:02:25 AM
That article was TOADally awesome!
 
2005-08-14 02:20:38 AM
00st3bbins: Lamest thread evar.

Yeah... it's still an awesome headline.
 
2005-08-14 10:00:06 AM
We used to get big toads all the time when I was a kid in south Florida. The toads would get run over in the street and dry out in the sun, whereupon one of my friends would pick up the dessicated flattened former toad and use it as a Frisbee. Good times, good times.
 
2005-08-14 12:08:39 PM
What a lame picture.
 
2005-08-14 02:04:07 PM
Wierd - just saw frog scene in "Magnolia" on TV about ten minutes ago.

Magnolia. If the word "pretentious" could be expressed in media form, it would be that movie. Although it did feature Tom Cruise exclaiming "worship the cock!", which is the most honest thing I've ever heard him say.
 
2005-08-14 06:20:33 PM
Obviously, they have left the short forest in search of dental floss. As to why they left the short forest, well, your guess is as good as mine, but Gregory Peccary might know something about it.

// Likes Zappa way too much.
 
2005-08-14 07:59:22 PM
I think we can lose Montanna if it keeps us from welcoming our new Toad Overlords.
 
2005-08-15 12:14:39 AM
soooo I know they are small and all but about froglegs. Will pretty much any froglike critter do?

mmmm frogs.

/Jews eat locusts. I'm a christian, locusts don't appeal to me.
//ship some my way, I'm currently unemployed and have a nice fryer.
 
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