Oh the things I'd do to Anne Hathaway.. how I love her.

Hate her music...needs more cowbell.

Dear Jessica,

We love you. Please do not become the next Britney Spears. Do not get married and divorced in a 50 hour period only to later end up marrying a drunk redneck and move into his Louisiana trailer to go an all "Ice Cappaccino and Grits" diet which makes you fat and ugly and then get pregnant thus pissing off all your hornball fans. Remember to wash your feet and take showers.

/bitter that his beloved Britney didn't marry him and is no longer hot

Here you go Broodwich. I suspect from your tastes, she's not the right Natalie. This one's better anyway.

I'd eat melty caramel out of the ass of every girl so far pictured in this thread.

/unless the groundhog is a girl

You need caramel? I'd go in commando on most pictured in this thread!

I've got some Jessica video @ my place. :)

Footage of the making of the "These Boots" video from MTV's "Making the Video".

Civil_War2_Time

Not a bad sub at all, really, though.

Many of you here need to get out of mom's basement more often.

Broodwich: Random hot chicks (that I happen to dig):

who's the first chick?

therealburkazoid

Rachael Leigh Cook

/Yummy

They may have been real once upon a time but now they have been lifted, tucked, tightened, and firmed up so much that they might as well be fake.

Obligatory:

Hey! Let me join the fun and sum up a number of posts:

"Wah, I'm either a closet homo (NTTAWWT), was molested by my preacher, or I'm bitter about being fat, so I'll get on the internet and whine about how some hot piece of ass I could never get anywhere near annoys me. Sure, I'll try to qualify my misguided rant or cloak my homosexual bitterness by claiming that some other dim bimbo farts my knocker, but the reality is, I'm just a punk, who's never squeezed the real tender boobies of a genuinely hot chick."

/loves girls, especially hot ones.. and regular ones.. as long as they can't outrun me I guess...
//understands that the universe doesn't give 2 shtis about what I find wrong with vacuous celbrities, so why spread negative karma criticizing a personality that has ZERO effect on the mastubatory quotient of said person?

AGH!!

Clavis
Your Jessica is superior, but what's up with the guns? Looks like she's been hitting the weight stack pretty hard.

Broodwich she probably has. She beefed up a lot for Blade 3, which a total of 4 people saw (Jessica Beal, her bf, Wesley Snipes and his Mom). She looked pretty cut in that Stealth movie too so.......

Argh, if you're going to quote Seinfeld as part of your news headline, GET THE QUOTE RIGHT.

It's, "They're real, and they're spectacular," not "fabulous." Why do people always screw this quote up like that? Do the two words even sound REMOTELY like each other, aurally speaking? NO!

It's like when people say, "I could care less". No, idiot, it's "I COULDN'T care less", COULDN'T. To say "I could care less" implies that you care somewhat about (something), and therefore, it is possible for you to care less. But to say "I COULDN'T care less" suggests that you already care so little about (something), that it is impossible for you to care less.

It's NOT THAT TOUGH, people!

wow....deep hurting just took rabid dork-dom to a whole new level. Settle down DH, put the guns away, and get a life...you are fuming at a fark message board over grammar foibles.... wow..loser.

/foibles probably misspelled...

kanesays

Dude, I'm not a fan. It just seems odd that every woman who's picture is posted on fark seems to be a nasty skank.

Deep Hurting has every right to get choked about the "could/couldn't care less" thing. If you could care less, that's not making the impact the statement intends.

/go Deep Hurting!
//posted the same biatch about the "couldn't care less" thing on Fark myself
///AHeitman: You spelled it correctly

When you complain about grammar, you are not contributing to the discussion!

//could care less, but only with a frontal lobotomy.

Broodwich, is that Alicia Witt in the second picture?

/i'd hit it even though my last name also happens to be Witt

Okay, you guys argue too much. Back to hot women.





/Older, yes, but still bangin.

sir_devious
is that Alicia Witt in the second picture?

Yeppers.

/I'll take one of those, to go.

Why are people so surprised when a pretty girl turns out to be stupid? It's an exception when she's not stupid.

ALIZEE ALIZEE /Users/john/Desktop/alizee slow mo.gif

Kevin5, Are that little blue dress and that short black jumper thing the only clothes "Alizee" owns?
I've seen about 6 or so pics of her and I swear that's all she ever wears!

Booyalina
Are that little blue dress and that short black jumper thing the only clothes "Alizee" owns?
I've seen about 6 or so pics of her and I swear that's all she ever wears!

And this is bad, how?

/Alizee is hawt enough to boil water
//Using too many slashies today

One of these days, I swear we'll climb out of this Cultural Dark Ages...

Maybe.

I've got the PERFECT accessory for her ta ta's. Like a needle in a groove it is . . . or . . . . like a hot dog in a bun . . . or . . . .




\ thinking that everyone gets it

I think this Alizee girl is pretty, but until she has the coverage of Jessica Simpson it is hard to say you would rather be with her. She could be more annoying and dumber. Who can tell from a few animated .gifs? She only seems special because she is exotic. Also, until I see a normal standing straight up and down shot from the side I do not agree she has a hot ass. So many people take any old piece of skin with a thong between it and stamp it "good ass". That isn't the case. She wears strategic outfits to create the illusion of a hot ass, but I'm not sold. My money is that she has a has a typical white girl flat ass. If she really was the cats meow she would have crossed the pond and atleast enjoyed some kind of stardom even if limited.
-c

ccattie's a bit of a biatch (I know you're a guy - you're a biatch nonetheless).

But he is right. I have her bum. When one has a bum like that, it looks great if dressed right or in the right position, but it ain't the greatest. I'm not willing to worry about how I'm standing so people can judge "good ass" or "meh".

BTW - just because it doesn't look like two loaves of bread chewing gum when I walk doesn't mean it's flat.

I don't know why these girls bother to lie about this. Obviously a girl who so blatantly displays her body for all the world to see is going to be desperate for it to look perfect once everyone is finally looking. And while I have no problem with her getting surgery -- after all, she is not going to make it on her acting skills or singing voice -- I wish she'd just be honest and say, "Damn it, yes, I did get fake boobs and x and y and z too! So?" I would have a lot more respect for her (which would just mean I would have a tiny inkling of respect for her, but still).

There must be a lot of bitter old queens on Fark. I've never seen or heard of so many men being so down on so many hot women.

Jessica Simpson's face is the product of silly putty and electro-therapy.

Her funbags may be real but her cooter isn't

(Dukes Of Hazzard joke)

OK, summar:
Jessica Simpson has a man face due to her square jaw and chin and humped nose. Most people don't notice because they are distracted by her hair, tan and boobies. Getting rid fo the her would make her scary looking; ergo, she is the closest thing Hollywood has to Sampson.

Hit it I would, yes, but only with head covered by a bag

anyone who doesn't think Jessica Simpson isn't hot.....

PURE FAGGOTRY

Hundreds of posts talking about women and breasts and nobody brings up Angelina? I'm shocked.

I prefer Ashley myself...

But I really prefer Anne Hathaway... so thanks for those that posted her picture(s) earlier in the thread!

I used to love Angelina, but much like Pam Anderson, that would be just begging for Hep C and hosts of parasitic organisms to hang out in my bloodstream.

Extra hot skanks are still skanks and I dont need anything growing on me that wasn't in my origonal DNA.

/not if I was covered in saran wrap
/not with 3 condoms
/no way, no how

Sad, they are both sexy as can be but I want to live.

atavistic - haha! I'm not sure how to take that, but I am pretty sure it was all meant in humor. I'd hit both till I couldn't walk. I have very low standards. I only say such things in retaliation to every flavor of the week being "the hottest chick ever".
-c

My personal fav... (may not be sfw) click for 'toe

Beauty is inside.

since this is all about pics, I must strike back.

Jessica Simpson is the anti-hotness

Dumb biatch scares the shiat out of me.