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(MSNBC)   Jessica Simpson says her boobies are real and she's no longer ashamed of them. Also, there's a pic   ( divider line
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2005-08-09 04:07:33 PM  
Wait some one has to go here,, and post the Hillary pics. (I don't knowe how to.)

Scroll down.......she's the 4th one.......
2005-08-09 04:08:30 PM  
It must make a father really proud to see his daughter gain fame because she has nice tits.
2005-08-09 04:11:36 PM  
I was afraid this thread would be filled with "sharp knees" comments and such. Instead I find I am far from alone in thinking she has a man face. Thanks farkers for confirming that I have not in fact lost my ability as the years pass to assess beauty.
2005-08-09 04:13:23 PM  
Roy_D_Mercer well he did pay for them afterall. Guess he feels he should show em off.

/becoming number 1 graduation present for HS girls now
//number 2 in Utah behind arranged marriage to a troll
2005-08-09 04:14:20 PM  
Pfft, who cares.

What about Britney's Mystery Breasts?

2005-08-09 04:15:05 PM  
Eegh...sorry, but while she's moderately attractive in general, the photo in that article has turned me off to her forever. That's just...creepy. The female face usually doesn't distort like that.

And really, in pretty much any quality club anywhere, on any given weekend, you could find half a dozen girls hotter than a vast majority of celebrities, and they're actually there because they _like_ being out. And, AND, you just _might_ have a chance of talking to them, which is far more than you'll get out of most of the people you're drooling over in this thread.

/bit tired of the celebrity obsession thing
//no, really. shiny fake people get boring eventually.
//gaah, fine. wouldn't mind a make-out session with Keira Knightley. there. I said it. happy now? kee-rhist, you people some times.
2005-08-09 04:15:42 PM  
For the record, the only Simpson with an IQ over 160 is Lisa.

Actually, Lisa's IQ is 159.

/Yay for useless Simpsons trivia.
//Just watched that eppisode yesterday.
2005-08-09 04:15:55 PM  
ahigh: who is the bottom picture?

Lauren Graham. Smokinest smokin smoker that ever smoked smokingly.

/Or something like that
2005-08-09 04:16:19 PM  
She's a new feature at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum: NSFW

Also, that site says Katie Holmes will be in the Batman sequel, Keira Knightley is single, and it has some pregnant pix of Heidi Klum and Britney Spears, and some new pix of Jessica Alba.
2005-08-09 04:18:36 PM  
atavistic and mrexcess
You have both embiggened me.

I thank you.
2005-08-09 04:22:56 PM  

Are there any women that any of you would actually percieve as ok (as in would not badmouth on fark)?

May I suggest, just go to the forums. There, you'll get all the inane pro Jessica chatter you can stand. It may be just what you're looking for.
2005-08-09 04:25:08 PM  
David Lee Roth in drag.
2005-08-09 04:25:21 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-08-09 04:27:04 PM  
So... who's about to turn 18?
2005-08-09 04:29:17 PM  

Now Pock, if you're seeing a mans face in the face of Jessica Simpson, I think there's another issue you should tend to before voicing that opinion. (Hint: It's in the closet.)
2005-08-09 04:29:53 PM  
Not a ground hog.
2005-08-09 04:30:02 PM  
Ok, so take your clothes off already woman ears bleed when she starts talking, and I get a strong desire to jump into a wood chipper.
2005-08-09 04:30:54 PM  
She may have nice boobies but she isn't as good as that dumb c*nt who got drunk and married that dork, then paid him $550,000 to break it up after only 2 days. . .

Now THERE is a classy lady! You got my number Brit? Seriously, I ain't proud, $50 grand a day is plenty.
2005-08-09 04:30:56 PM  
and spectacular
2005-08-09 04:32:51 PM  
I wish Jessica would wear her special helmet all the time, like she did on that episode of "Drawn Together" where she played Clara's sister. There's nothing hotter than hot, special girls, and their protective headgear.
2005-08-09 04:33:16 PM  
Jessica is so stupid, she thinks the United States Naval Academy is where you go to study belly buttons.
2005-08-09 04:34:31 PM  
I'd spear it like a fork into asparagus.
2005-08-09 04:35:39 PM  

"Dude that girl is like, RETARDED hot"
2005-08-09 04:36:14 PM  
That cartoon was hot. Even with the pixelated cartoon nipples... and fur...

/mmmmm.... blech....
2005-08-09 04:37:18 PM  
infinity on jessicas boobs in 5..4...3..
2005-08-09 04:37:32 PM  

So... who's about to turn 18?

Hilary Duff, September 28.

50 days and counting.
2005-08-09 04:37:58 PM  
I don't care if she can sing or not, Ashlee is stunningly beautiful. Call me, baby, we'll go out. No karaoke bars, though.
2005-08-09 04:41:18 PM  
I get a kick out of people who use sites like as a "source".

Different kinds of bras/outfits do different things to teh boobies. Doesn't mean they're fake if they look different in different clothes.

Did that site wipe off every reference to Lindsay Lohan's "implants" when she dropped all that weight and her natties deflated?
2005-08-09 04:43:17 PM  
Hillary duff had something done to her teeth, i don't know what, but she looks different now
/doesn't like change
//likes cheescake
//and slashes
2005-08-09 04:44:36 PM  
wpmulligan 17 is the age of consent in Jersey.

/just saying
2005-08-09 04:45:14 PM  
Hillary Duff DOES look different now. I think she lost a bunch of weight, and maybe grew an inch or two. She looks a lot different on the "Teen Choice Award" commercials than she does in the "Liquid Ice" commercials, and they couldn't have been filmed THAT far apart...

/too much time to study TV
//or exposed to the same commercials too many times
///not a real Duff fan, except maybe Surly Duff
2005-08-09 04:45:45 PM  
smackem yackem yeah they said she obviously had em taken out. Another link on there to a doctor who is a contributor to there and
2005-08-09 04:47:56 PM  
I don't care if she can sing or not, Ashlee is stunningly beautiful.

You're on crack. She's kinda fugly, ESPECIALLY with the black hair. I saw her on the cover of some fashion magazine and it was painful to look at the Abstract collection of odd angles she calls a face. The only other thing I know about her (other than "Jessica's Sister" and "Fugly Cubist Nightmare") is that she choked on Sat Night Live, then danced a jig, then blamed her band.
2005-08-09 04:48:01 PM  

I KNEW I wasn't the only one who saw that resemblance!
2005-08-09 04:49:07 PM  
Another link on there to a doctor who is a contributor to there and

I'm a doctor, too. Yep, just call me Dr. Smackem Yackem from now on, thanks.
2005-08-09 04:50:06 PM  
ALL the really GOOD doctors post to interent forums relating to celebrity worship and/or slander...
2005-08-09 04:51:20 PM  
errr.... that would be "Internets" and "Libel", respectively...
2005-08-09 04:54:29 PM  
Hey why not. Dr. Knockboots is regular contributor here. I've seen his credentials. He is bonafide.
2005-08-09 04:55:08 PM  

You utter bastard.

I was practically mid fap. Now you've ruined it for *weeks*.

... oh hang on.. maybe not...

2005-08-09 04:59:39 PM  

I'd spear it like a fork into asparagus.'

You need to write for a living.
2005-08-09 05:00:02 PM  
"That music video of "Those boots are made for walkin'"?

I hate hearing her sing that; she completely mamed that song.

The Real Version"

Here's a version my girl and I came up with. When she heard Simpson's version she just about puked.
2005-08-09 05:00:31 PM
2005-08-09 05:01:21 PM  
Hillary Duff DOES look different now. I think she lost a bunch of weight, and maybe grew an inch or two.

she got her teeth look make her look like a horse. didn't someone have pictures of her new teeth before?
2005-08-09 05:01:26 PM  
I'd pound it like the mole machine at Chuck E. Cheese.
2005-08-09 05:04:00 PM  
I was reading an article in Hollywood Life (with some of the very worst pics of Jessica Simpson that I've ever seen), and she was saying how big her "calling" was, she could barely fathom it.

What the hell is her father saying to her? She is a reality-show star, and that is about it so far. Her dad essentially pimps his two daughters out for a managers fee - and she can't act, and I haven't yet heard any evidence of a great singing voice either. Mother Theresa had a calling. Billy Graham had a calling. All I've seen of Jessica Simpson are the two big boobs she keeps shoving into public (and I don't mean her dad and Ashley).
2005-08-09 05:04:06 PM  
smackem yackem:

You are correct, good sir(?) - bras n' stuff do make a difference on how the boobies look.

HOWEVER, as I stated in my post above, I've had a boob job - a good one. I can't tell when they're, uh, naked, but the SECOND I put on a pushup bra, I get the whole )( thing happening. They look real in the flesh, but I think they look less real when "jacked up". Natural boobies curve gently into the fullest part - even in a pushup bra (unless it's one of those "squeezie" ones - then you just get the "no air gettin' in there" cleavage). Fake boobies have that definite, radical change in the topography.

/do I mean topography?
//some geology major correct me if I'm wrong here
///damn, I hate being wrong
////can handle it, though
2005-08-09 05:04:34 PM  
I was trying to figure out what the h3ll a "Veeners" was (like Col. Klenk sayin "Weiners"), then I figured it out...
2005-08-09 05:05:06 PM  
Random hot chicks (that I happen to dig):
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Who oddly sometimes looks a lot like:
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And sometimes like:
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/These are a few of my favorite things...
2005-08-09 05:08:45 PM  
Mmmmm.... Chesticular Topography...

2005-08-09 05:10:04 PM  
Damn, my Natalie pic disappeared.
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