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(MSNBC)   Jessica Simpson says her boobies are real and she's no longer ashamed of them. Also, there's a pic   ( divider line
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2005-08-09 02:12:02 PM  
Jessica Simpson says her boobies are real and she's no longer ashamed of them.

In other news, Michael Jackson still claims he's never had plastic surgery.
2005-08-09 02:12:06 PM  
There was never anyone in more dire need of a head transplant then this chick.

Even so, I'd still hit it and twice on Sunday
2005-08-09 02:12:11 PM  
Anyone else disturbed by how small her freakin' forehead is?
2005-08-09 02:12:37 PM  
OMG!!!!11! I could never score a babe so she is teh UGLY!!!11!
2005-08-09 02:12:40 PM  
I don't think any guy has made it up to her face yet because I agree, she has a man face. She's not the least bit attractive and her voice grates on my nerves. I cannot understand this whole Jessica phenomenon.
2005-08-09 02:12:50 PM  

They have her in the lift section, so technically they are real, just lifted.
2005-08-09 02:13:10 PM  
yeh yeh... she has a man face...
Is that the new..."Her knees are too sharp?"
/would so hit it.
2005-08-09 02:13:55 PM  
anyone read the next story on that page? jennifer lopez complaining about fame hurting her career:

"Then when I became famous, I was being offered movies that I could star in but that's all I was being offered."

what a tragic life she leads.
2005-08-09 02:14:10 PM  
or for you ladies farkers...

OMG!!!1!!! I have no boobs and she is prettier than me so she is teh stupid!!!111!!
2005-08-09 02:14:33 PM  


Nah, they're not fake. Ole Joe simply got the laws of gravity suspended in her chestal area.
2005-08-09 02:14:37 PM  
She might have real boobs... then again I can never tell. I had a real problem with differentiating between what's real and fake on a body unless there's a sign posted on it saying "IT'S PLASTIC!"
2005-08-09 02:15:02 PM  

/Will admit that those ta-ta's are nice though

Im glad someoen else feels that way
2005-08-09 02:15:18 PM  
I don't know how smart/dumb she actually is, but I'm almost certain she acts dumber than she actually is. Either way, I'm not watching her show or movie.
2005-08-09 02:15:42 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-08-09 02:15:43 PM  

Exactly what I was thinking.

There are a lot of jealous, bitter losers on this thread.
2005-08-09 02:15:45 PM  
I just hate her so goddam much. Seriously, farking HATE her. with my college degree, militrary background, and vast knowledge of useless trivia, I won't make in my life what that useless wast of silicone (you know it's true) makes in a year.

farking HATE her!!!!!!
2005-08-09 02:15:49 PM  
That music video of "Those boots are made for walkin'"?

I hate hearing her sing that; she completely mamed that song.

The Real Version
2005-08-09 02:15:53 PM  
They are definitely real. The only thing I suspect is that she has had a breast LIFT. But there is definitely no silicone/saline in there.

2005-08-09 02:15:58 PM  
When we were in church work [my daughters] wore bikinis and short shorts, he said.

I want to go to that church...
2005-08-09 02:16:05 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Who's your daddy!
2005-08-09 02:16:35 PM  
I bet Ashlee would be better in the sack. Second sister, second singer, eager to please... desperate for a father figure... Oh, she'd take it in the mouth, oh yes she would!

I'd like to get up, but I can't.

/Chris Griffin
2005-08-09 02:16:57 PM  
Here's another headline on the same page:

"Simpson: Daisy Duke an 'iconish' figure"

Reading the article, she immediately corrected herself, but that's a moot point. She'll never shed the "air in the skull" reputation now.
2005-08-09 02:17:54 PM  
You just gotta love Jessica. Her incredible stupidity, and attempts to convnice people she's just playing stupid, will give us entertainment for some time to come I think.

I remember reading an interview with her a year or so ago when the interviewer asked her if she wanted to do moview. Jess said that she wanted to do movies, but nothing good had come her way yet. She said she wanted to be taken seriously and would only do a movie if she thought it was the kind of movie Julia Roberts would do. She then proceeded to tell the interviewer how she was gunning for the Daisy Duke role...

But hey, maybe I'd enjoy a chance to live my life with absolutley no pressure or expectations if I was that rediculously hot?
2005-08-09 02:18:35 PM  
I do believe her boobs are just as real as the rest of her - the entire package is pre-fabricated.
2005-08-09 02:20:02 PM  
I've never been a big fan of her, and there is something about her that doesn't make me go gaga over her......but I would definitely hit it!!!

Nice breasts, and a wonderful ass!!!
I would pound it all night long.

/legs man
2005-08-09 02:20:06 PM  
Who cares if they're real....she still a butterface.

Who cares if she's a butterface, they're real. Then again, who cares if they're real or not. They're there, thats what counts.
2005-08-09 02:20:31 PM  
Tonight on the Evening News, actress Jessica Simpson gets comfortable with her breasts. Also, Sciencetology is reportedly uncomfortable with Tom Cruise's Antics, and much, much, much latter in this broadcast, various non- celebrity nobody marines die today in Iraq....
2005-08-09 02:20:38 PM  
Fark fark fark, why do I not proofread before posting?!

convnice = convince
moview = movies
rediculously = ridiculously

Who's dumb as a stump now...

2005-08-09 02:20:52 PM  
My girlfriend and I would do a threesome with her.

Yes, we would.
2005-08-09 02:21:15 PM  

/easily distracBoobies....
2005-08-09 02:21:15 PM  
... and her voice grates on my nerves.

Interesting you mentioned that. Last year for a lark my girlfriend and I decided to watch "Nick and Jessica's Christmas Special". Later that evening we had to take her to the hospital... my GF that is... she had a subarachnoid hemorage. Coincedence? You be the judge.
/She's much better now.
2005-08-09 02:22:14 PM  
can someone post the before/after pictures from one of the plastic surgery sites above? thx in advance.
2005-08-09 02:24:27 PM  
She has a huge jaw. And molars to crush small animals' bones. Yep.
2005-08-09 02:24:29 PM  

I was going to post the link as well. There is no freakin way those are real. I know she used to be quite large (naturally) but you cannot lose as much weight as she has and still have big perky boobs. No way in hell.
2005-08-09 02:24:35 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Alizee is ..... hotter.....
2005-08-09 02:24:39 PM  
If she would agree not to talk, I would hit it.
2005-08-09 02:24:41 PM  
NOT hot, her face so repelling it easily cancels out her body. My god, there are so many beautiful women in the world, why does this dumb skank end up clogging the headlines?
2005-08-09 02:24:43 PM  
poppinjay I bet Ashlee would be better in the sack.

Yeah, but she'd probably just play a recording of an orgasm instead of having a real one.
2005-08-09 02:24:53 PM  
zydeco44: subarachnoid hemorage

Your girlfriend's a spider?
2005-08-09 02:25:07 PM  
Her b00bz0rz are the r0xx0rz.

/but i'd butt her face
2005-08-09 02:25:10 PM  
i would like to ejaculate on her breasts....
2005-08-09 02:26:05 PM  
I said they were real a few threads ago, nya.

Why all the hate? I mean, I wouldn't listen to any of her music or see a movie because of her but I don't actively hate the girl. If you're going to boycott every actor who is a moron you'd better kill your television and tear up your Movie Watcher (TM) card.
2005-08-09 02:26:37 PM  
Beauty fades, stuipid is forever.
2005-08-09 02:27:04 PM  
Yeah, yeah, and every one of you critical farkers would turn into a stammering gomer if you met her face to face.

/I probably would stammer too
/Never paid any attention to her until I saw 'Dukes' the other day. Now I'm a believer.
2005-08-09 02:27:22 PM  
She may be dumber than a bag of rocks which just fell out of a tree, but damn, that chick is hot.

How did the bag of rocks get into the tree?

Anyways, yes... she is stupid and hawt and I would totally bang her sideways.
2005-08-09 02:27:38 PM  
Just as a PSA to the Jessica Simpsons of the world...

If you saw pblancher's oral pregnancy test pic above, don't panic. Only the test is oral. You can't actually get pregnant that way. (Unless you're John Hurt.)
2005-08-09 02:27:40 PM  
please, signpost.

If she swore to sing the US constitution for a fortnight, that STILL wouldn't keep you (and the rest of you pointy knee talkers) from sploojing all over her leg.
2005-08-09 02:27:49 PM  
fascinating. no..really.
2005-08-09 02:28:21 PM  
speaking of boobs, I like em.

Hey! Has anyone else noticed that the SBB girls all have very large breasts, or is it just me?
2005-08-09 02:28:47 PM  
Id hit it
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