Why would I want to date a girl who doesn't eat meat?

This thread is uselsess without porn.

Nudity doesn't make me hungry for vegetables. It makes me hungry for sex. I don't think their marketing campaign is going to work.

Insert "clam eating" joke here....

Ha-ha! I said "insert"

Why would I go vegan if it means I can't eat pussy anymore?

silverone75

Why would I want to date a girl who doesn't eat meat?

Not only do you get the big piece of chicken, you get the small one too.

This thread is useless without steak.

I can't tell for sure without pics, but I bet the girls need to eat a sammich. Roast beef, probably.

I could only hlive with it if the vegetarians could handle their protein

Vegan Vixen Show (NSFW?)

mmm...bacon strip

What is sexy about a emaciated woman whose hair is falling out?

Why do we allow vegetarians to live? They pollute the species with their inferior caloric intakes and outdated ideas.

silverone75: Why would I want to date a girl who doesn't eat meat?

They do tend to taste better.

They don't eat meat, but they sure love the bone.

/deadeye dick

silverone75: Why would I want to date a girl who doesn't eat meat?

For that matter, how can you have your pudding...?

I'd rather be a kooky carnivore.... wait... a crazy carnivore... a capricious carnivore....

Dang. This doesn't work nearly as well.

fark it, I'm having steak for breakfast.

It would work if they were selling sex instead.


/carnivore

Hey, it works for Budweiser and other crap beers, why wouldn't it work for carrots?

Meh, they look like washed-up porn stars......

And their message of "Dont eat meat" whilst making men think of meat and its many wonderful meanings is doomed to fail.

/I'd still hit 'em
//Vegans are stupid
///Hope they all die from malnutrition

I went to my cousin's wedding in Athens GA this April. I stayed a few day after to visit with since I hadn't seen her in almost 4 years. Her and her husband took me to this vegitarian restaurant one night called The Grit. They asked nicely "are you sure you can handle vegitarian food?" beforehand, I said yes, willing to try something new.

Now, I'm not a vegitarian by any means, my last roomate was and his food sucked... but this place is THE BOMB. I had some of their black bean chili, and then tried their Golden Bowl. It was some sort of cooked tofu in a bowl and added some salsa to it... it sounds gross but it was the best shiat I have ever had in a long time.

I don't need any bimbos to try this stuff, I think all you need is an open mind and a kickass menu.

Wheat is murder.

Wow, I can't spell 'vegetarian'. Is it really 3:30am?...

Noooo, not Tooki Tooki bird! George scared.

GIS for "Vegetarian Babe"



I want ham now :D

You know, when you bite into a fruit or vegetable, it's still freeking alive.

Just think, that apple is screaming bloody murder as you hack pieces off and devour them. At least I have the decency to have my food killed with a painless bolt through the head .

The girls on that webpage are "meh".

I think the average girl is way better looking than those hags. A few more pounds maybe, but 10 times more hittable.

/no-stickwomen-thx

Tatsuma-

But there in lies the problem, if you have to take suppliments with your diet, then your diet isn't exactly a practical nor natural one.

theurge14
I don't need any bimbos to try this stuff, I think all you need is an open mind and a kickass menu.

there's the trick-- vegetarian stuff can be really tasty. It's the vegan stuff that's nearly impossible to make taste good.

If I were to be vegan, as I probably will some day, it won't be because of my love for animals. It would be purely motivated by my desire for health and as long of life as possible.

I don't enjoy taste of food much really anyhow. I eat to live. I don't live to eat. Not to say I don't enjoy eating the trash bright plastic at the gas station. I get the same amount of satisfaction when I feel I'm changing my future, which I rarely do on my own accord.

I only live once and want to make as long and enjoyable as possible, with the limited devotion of the pothead college drop-out I am.

So I plan on getting high a lot, and sometimes never, and eating little or no meat.

If God had not intended for us to eat meat, it would not taste so durn good!

Apart from that, before you go on about a rant on the "evil" of eating meat, please consider the following:
- Our digestive system isn't really equiped to handle a vegetarian diet (unlike herbivores).
- Our teeth is designed for ripping meat apart
- If you eat a strickly vegitarian diet, you will also have to take several suplements to get all the nececary vitamins, proteins and suchlike. If youeat just meat (like for instance the escimoes), you don't have to worry about any such things (fresh meat thought, not processed).

Tatsuma
As a vegan, I disagree. I take the right amount of calories and vitamins everyday,as well as supplements that are needed.

Do you have a pair of shoes on right now? Do you own a car? A Bike, maybe? Do you live in a modern house?

If you answered "yes" to any of those questions, then you can't possibly call yourself a vegan. A "strict vegetarian", maybe, but not vegan.

/see the staggering list of products made from cattle

Food is a gateway drug. Every person who has ever taken a drug has eaten food.

/Sorry, I'm still living in the past.
//past thread that is.

Meat. Because vegetables aren't much fun to shoot.

no piccie no clicky. can someone tell me what the article said?

From the article: "The image of vegans is that they are pale, dress badly and aren't very much fun."

What's not to like about that?

/ vegetarian
// geek
/// wears lots of black
//// actually has a fun-loving carnivorous girlfriend

TallAsFark: For that matter, how can you have your pudding...?

You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!

/I loved their final live performance
/my first slashy!

vgss: You know, when you bite into a fruit or vegetable, it's still freeking alive.

Arrogant Worms, is that you?

/carrot juice is murder!

Tatsuma
No, I'm a vegan. I browsed your complete list, and there's none of these things in my appartment.

Your house doesn't contain any concrete?

Amazing.

(concrete is made using cattle byproducts-- check the list)

philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude as far as is possible and practical all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose

Ok, so then you agree that the line between "vegetarian" and "vegan" is compeltely arbitrary?

silverone75: Why would I want to date a girl who doesn't eat meat?

Their belly buttons smell like cheese.

/obscure?

Tatsuma
You know what tastes disgusting? McDonalds and fast food. I haven't had any for years. I can't wrap my head around why people love this disgusting drivel

Preaching to the choir on that one, brother.

/Haven't eaten fast food in years, but I loves my tasty bites

for vgss

Carrot Juice is Murder

by The Arrogant Worms


Listen up brothers and sisters, come here my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail
Vegtables live in oppression, served on out tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness, i say we take up the fight
Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cause a radish can't scream

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?
Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slaves
It's time to stop all this gardening.. let's call a spade a spade.

I saw a man eating celery, so i beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again, i'll bite him clean in two
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
'cause i stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour..
I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?
Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slaves
It's time to stop all this gardening.. let's call a spade a spade.

How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making our broccolis bleed in the soup
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!

I've heard the screams of the vegetables, watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy.. how do you think that feels?
Carrot juice constitutes murder.. greenhouses prisons for slaves
It's time to stop all this gardening.. let's call a spade a spade.
Is a spade is a spade is a spade is a... spade