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		Sportscasters Marv Albert and Mike Fratello in Auto Accident (sports.yahoo.com)		39
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bass555		2002-04-18 09:49:39 AM

yesssss! err, I mean Noooooo!

Bad_CRC		2002-04-18 09:50:48 AM

hey, is that delivery truck in our lane?

YESSSSSSS!

Chick3_16		2002-04-18 09:50:56 AM

Hope he was wearing clean panties.

labman		2002-04-18 09:50:57 AM

So is Marv going to be biting any of the nurses in the back?

Thermos		2002-04-18 09:51:00 AM

Hope marv didn't accidentaly bite anyone in the back when it happened

dthusker1		2002-04-18 09:51:05 AM

And they are ok? Son of a...

greenhornet		2002-04-18 09:51:17 AM

Jimmy crack corn...

Goddamn drunks.

IamEvil		2002-04-18 09:51:22 AM

YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thermos		2002-04-18 09:51:42 AM

damn, labman... beat me to the biting comment by 3 seconds!

imabmf		2002-04-18 09:52:31 AM

From way down-town.....YYEESSSSS!

Hotdog		2002-04-18 09:52:36 AM

Poor Marv.......world's worse hairpiece.....and now it's come back to haunt him.

Bad_CRC		2002-04-18 09:53:57 AM

Albert was not injured. Authorities report his hairpiece flipped off his head during the crash, and cushioned his impact, acting as a small airbag.

microbob		2002-04-18 09:54:51 AM

Bad_CRC

Now that was funny!

Phalkin		2002-04-18 09:55:17 AM

<redundant comment>Well, if Marv had kept his teeth to himself, maybe the driver would have noticed the stalled truck.</redundant comment>

SLAYERSWINE		2002-04-18 09:57:40 AM

I heard the first words out of Marv's mouth was "Make -up!"

Beanhead		2002-04-18 09:59:37 AM

Have you been injured in an accident? We'll get you cash, fast!

Hotdog		2002-04-18 10:00:59 AM

Tom Daschle needs to sponsor a law against the wearing of such bad toupees.....we have to think about the children!

shlabotnik		2002-04-18 10:02:49 AM

at 2:55 am, I bet they were either:

1. Returning from the late-starting quintuple overtime basketball game, or

2. Returning from Mistress Domina's BDSM biting dungeon of pain.

labman		2002-04-18 10:04:27 AM

Sorry, Thermos, but it was the first thing that popped into my mind. I guess that typing class in high school paid off.

BillDarryl		2002-04-18 10:05:32 AM

I feel the fact that they were naked gave them the extra karma to let them live.

bjorky		2002-04-18 10:06:35 AM

That's what I hate about trucks that deliver the disabled... they stop wherever they damn well please and you have to swerve to get out of the way at the last second. Why can't the disabled just take the bus?

Hotdog		2002-04-18 10:07:25 AM

Well at least they didn't make him take the rug off for the mugshot.

Badger		2002-04-18 10:09:09 AM

In breaking news, It's reported that Mike Fratello had several lacerations on his which have been identified at bite marks. The biter has not been identified. Authorities are also baffled by the discovery of a pair of black high heel stiletto pumps (mens size 10) found in the wreckage. Marv had no comment...

tinrobot		2002-04-18 10:10:04 AM

It was a Dunkin' Donuts truck they hit...

Badger		2002-04-18 10:10:07 AM

That's several lacerations on his BACK.

*grunt*

Hotdog		2002-04-18 10:14:38 AM

This is so sad. I am amused by the doings of a balding, has been BDSM biting fetish sports announcer and the wolf pack of Farkers and their sarcastic humour therein......

I GOTTA get a job, soon......

BTW CRC, that WAS funny.......

grivas		2002-04-18 10:21:16 AM

Take me out of your mouth and change lanes, you biatch.

Grand_High_Took		2002-04-18 10:34:03 AM

Bummer.
But as I first glanced at the article, seeing "Marv Albert" and "Fratello" -- well it looked like "marv albert" and "fellatio" were in the same sentence. Which was frightening.

Bad_Sinfluence		2002-04-18 10:39:53 AM

Isn't there a WHO THE fark CARES tag. He was probably biting the limo driver at the time and had him distracted with his black pumps.

control		2002-04-18 10:57:01 AM

Marv was contrite. "I'm sorry, Mike, but I couldn't help it," he said. "I was distracted by those boys in the car next to us. They were naked!"

nairbyelroc		2002-04-18 11:11:58 AM

Police reported that it would have taken the JAWS of life to get them out alive...good thing Marv was involved in the accident.

glenlivid		2002-04-18 12:01:34 PM

3 minutes of my life I will never get back: that stupid article and the idiotic Tums ad that made me wait to read that stupid article.

Nughuffer		2002-04-18 12:13:22 PM

30+ comments and only 4 cheesy "Yes" cliches? I'm impressed...

deltau922		2002-04-18 12:16:14 PM

Isn't Fratello the one who led Marv over to the kinky side of town in the first place?

Marquis		2002-04-18 02:28:20 PM

Chick3_16: funniest thing I read all day.

USDAJ		2002-04-18 02:31:17 PM

so who was going down on who at the time?

skinink		2002-04-18 02:39:26 PM

Marv Albert had to br given sedatives at the crash scene when he kept insisting the limo driver be given a double technical and that Marv take the two free throws.