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2005-08-03 02:32:44 PM
And i'll be one of the first people to get it!
 
2005-08-03 02:39:58 PM
Hillary is not going to like this.
 
2005-08-03 02:40:13 PM
I'll buy it only if you get to knee the principal in the face.
 
2005-08-03 02:40:39 PM
I am really, really, REALLY looking forward to this game.

Say what you want about Rockstar and its practices -- they come up with original ideas for games, and they follow through.

Meanwhile, hundreds of other game manufacturers desperately try to figure out how to make San Andreas-like money while developing their new Gran Turismo or Metal Gear ripoff.
 
2005-08-03 02:41:08 PM
I mean...Won't someone think of the children...that aren't even allowed to buy the game!
 
2005-08-03 02:43:03 PM
Sounds like a fun game.
 
2005-08-03 02:43:58 PM
I hope you can pee on other students... that would be great.
 
2005-08-03 02:45:01 PM
 
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2005-08-03 02:45:02 PM
Where's the pre-order?
/Doesn't actually sound that great
//GTA:SA is great
 
2005-08-03 02:45:07 PM
Smookyfufu: I hope you can pee on other students... that would be great.

Can, have, and will.

...oh, the game. Right. Ahem.
 
2005-08-03 02:45:48 PM
head in a toilet +100 points
 
2005-08-03 02:48:02 PM
Eeehhh... I dunno. It sounds like a revamped version of "Manhunt". (pops) That game went over like a lead balloon. The only interesting thing about it was you had to wear the x-box live headset and Brian Cox gave you instructions through the earpiece. Rockstar's had their share of flops.
 
2005-08-03 02:49:10 PM
In that pic, it looks like he kicked him hard enough to make sparks shoot out of his ass.
 
2005-08-03 02:49:56 PM
Please say that it is an MMPORG based on the movie Showgirls.
 
2005-08-03 02:50:01 PM
How long before you can play as Draco Malfoy and kick the shiat out of Harry Potter?
 
2005-08-03 02:50:23 PM
Manhunt was a great game if not a little repetetive.

So help me, if this attention that it seems to be getting farks up my chances of getting Bully, someone is going to really get peed on.
 
2005-08-03 02:51:39 PM
Knee-jerk reactionaries make me want to beat people up.
 
2005-08-03 02:52:17 PM
Manhunt was a great game if not a little repetetive.

Yeh. I got about ¾ of the way through it before I put it down.
 
2005-08-03 02:52:50 PM
GrooveMonkeyZero: Knee-jerk reactionaries make me want to beat people up.

Beat up whoever you want, just don't flash any titties. If you show boobs, man, our ENTIRE farkING COUNTRY WILL GO INTO THE shiatTER!
 
2005-08-03 02:55:59 PM
Meh...

I'll have to wait before I can say if this game is worth anything or not. GTA:SA was a great game. All the 3D versions of GTA have been great.

Oh... and none of it offends me. They are GAMES... Stories...
 
2005-08-03 03:00:39 PM
those dried up biatches need to shut the fark up. You don't want kids playing the game? Then farking don't buy it for them. Have some motherfarking responsibility and WATCH WHAT YOUR KIDS PLAY! fark the government banning the game, thats bullshiat. So many want to biatch and moan but no one wants to say "hey, lets not biatch and moan, lets watch what our children do and shiat!"

/fark those biatches
 
2005-08-03 03:03:29 PM
banger: Yeh. I got about of the way through it before I put it down.

You blew it. The last quarter made up for the first three-fourths.
 
2005-08-03 03:04:16 PM
Well, it's unanimous so far. No one with a degree of sense gives a fark.

/Looking forward to it
 
2005-08-03 03:04:23 PM
Great I can't wait to hear the shrill parenting groups to get their hands on this one.

Good way to get free publicity for your product.
 
2005-08-03 03:05:13 PM
I'm a little reluctant on Bully but I'll check it out. I'm a bit more excited about Rockstar's version of "The Warriors". Manhunt seemed to be the start of that project in my mind.

Some of Rockstar's stuff is hit or miss. Any one remember State of Emergency? What a pile of crap.
 
2005-08-03 03:06:07 PM
Just Ignorant

You blew it. The last quarter made up for the first three-fourths.

Dammit. I was afraid of that.

/*sigh* Guess what I'm going to be doing tonight...
 
2005-08-03 03:06:48 PM
oh and...

"But this is unlikely to prevent its release as to date the BBFC has only once failed to certificate a game.

This was in 1997 when it refused a rating for Carmageddon, in which players are encouraged to run over pedestrians."

I owned that. Pretty sick game but amusing too. Far worse then anything Rockstar has done.
 
2005-08-03 03:10:30 PM
This is COOL! We haven't seen a good school shooting since Columbine. This game should give the pussies out there the drive to shoot up a school the proper way. Cool shooters are out, suicide bombers are in! Why use an archaic old gun when you can blow up the entire building and get a 90% kill rate with the push of a button? This game should have some good pointers.

Oh, and the govt. should ban it big time. Sales will go through the roof.
 
2005-08-03 03:10:40 PM
Um...I think this is a wee bit offside.

I was bullied in grade school - pretty harsh stuff....
 
2005-08-03 03:12:12 PM
As long as there are no displays of affection, this game will be sold in the US.

Kill a hooker with a chainsaw, then get in your attack helicopter and blow up the ambulance when it arrives. OK. Oh, there's sex (hidden) in the game too? IT MUST BE BANNED!

I didn't need another reason to hate the Hildabeast, but I got one anyways.
 
2005-08-03 03:12:19 PM
I hope they have Nelson Muntz as an unlockable character!
 
2005-08-03 03:17:41 PM
I was expecting another GTA game from Rockstar, not something like this. Still, I want it.

/played carmageddon when 8
//turning out fine
 
2005-08-03 03:18:27 PM
Smookyfufu: I hope you can pee on other students... that would be great.

That's in R Kelly: Golden Agent for the GCN.
 
2005-08-03 04:00:19 PM
saminman

As long as there are no displays of affection, this game will be sold in the US.

I was reading an article in the Post this am. There was a protest outside Rockstar's HQ in SoHo yesterday. These people really need to get a life if a video game is pissing them off that much, they had signs that read "President Bush, save the youth, don't let us down" Seriously, WTF.
 
2005-08-03 04:36:19 PM
Beatle_Matt

Um...I think this is a wee bit offside.

I was bullied in grade school - pretty harsh stuff....




Ha ha!
 
2005-08-03 04:53:22 PM
ahaha.. awesome.
keep pecking away at the uptight citizens brigade.. ahahah

i hope someone comes out with a game that (Rockstar are you listening?) has you hunt down the protestors of their games. also the FCC and any other hyper conservative jackasses.

there are so many targets for a game like that.. sigh..
imagine putting a hit out on the guy who reccommended not keeping score in kids games? or tieing up anyone who thinks porn is the devil.. making them watch it for 10 hours on end.
oh boy.. i could think of a million things.
Rockstar.. my email is in my profile.
80k a year.. idea man, columnist for your company. sign me up!
 
2005-08-03 04:55:05 PM
Just so long as there's a mod to kick the crap outta Harry Potter.

/goes back to reading Half Blood Prince
//YES, I know who dies...
 
2005-08-03 05:10:43 PM
Dr.Knockboots:

i hope someone comes out with a game that (Rockstar are you listening?) has you hunt down the protestors of their games.

i believe there's a part of 'postal 2' where you can gleefly slaughter such protestors. i believe there is even a 'piss on them' option for smooky. too bad the game play sucks to high heaven, tho.
 
2005-08-03 07:09:03 PM
I sucked at the real life version.
 
2005-08-03 07:12:29 PM
Just make sure there's no boobies.
 
2005-08-03 07:13:08 PM
Three Words

State of Emergency

/I'm sure this game will suck
 
2005-08-03 07:14:38 PM
Nice rockstar, Fark the world baby!
 
2005-08-03 07:14:49 PM
Hey man that screenshot looks like Harry Potter and the Skin-head bully.
 
2005-08-03 07:15:48 PM
still waiting for farmer's market: senior surprise - now THAT would be a game.
 
2005-08-03 07:16:27 PM
just point me towards the nearest torrent.
 
2005-08-03 07:16:38 PM
My kid will be too busy surfing porn and looking at Hustler magazines...
 
2005-08-03 07:18:52 PM
Man, this game sounds great.

I hope you can take dumps and then give kids swirlies.
 
2005-08-03 07:19:26 PM
God, I swear Rockstar does this on purpose. All I'd like is for some other game publishers to come out and say "Rockstar does not represent the industry."

The actual game? 3 out of 5, it looks like.
 
2005-08-03 07:20:00 PM
Well I don't think it's that bad, otherwise you can't buy it from Wally's World right?
 
2005-08-03 07:20:19 PM
aaeko: Three Words

State of Emergency

/I'm sure this game will suck


I hope you're wrong, but you are 100% right on SoE. I played it for about 10 minutes the day I got it. Promptly put GTA3 back in the ole black box of disc read error goodness.
 
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