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2005-07-31 10:09:33 PM
the DEA can suck it. They enforce a policy that funds and arms the people they are "fighting".

When they outlaw obscene profits from selling drugs, only outlaws will make obscene profits selling drugs.
 
2005-07-31 10:10:09 PM
A friend of my family is a trained sniper. He gets sent down to these areas of the world to kill (i.e. no trial, no fotmal charges, no presentation of evidence) drugs lords and their men on occasion. Kind of funny how the war on drugs makes them enemy combatents and allows for a complete lack of actual legal procedings.
He says that of the few of these that he has done, there was no attempt at an arrest. He simplky finds a spot and blows there brains out.
If I were them (the drug lords) I would be tempted to kill every Gringo that got off of the plane that wasn't muling for me. As a matter of self preservation.
If I were them.
Which I am not.
 
2005-07-31 10:12:08 PM
wait a minute, I just read the headline again, a 13 year old "gang member" had a bodyguard? WTF! Time to make the panama canal a lot wider, like 1000 miles wider.
 
2005-07-31 10:12:22 PM
Verdelak, does your friend work for a government agency or is he just a well-connected assassin?
 
2005-07-31 10:12:48 PM
I remember the maras from when I lived in Honduras...its like the whole country is a ghetto
 
2005-07-31 10:19:05 PM
Note to self...never go to Latin America.
 
2005-07-31 10:20:00 PM
It's funny how many people are like "Good, I hate the DEA". Trust me, if you lived in Honduras, you'd probably hate the local gang-bangers a lot more. The reason they use child assassins is because children get much lighter jail sentences. They do the same thing in Colombia.
 
2005-07-31 10:21:49 PM
bbcrackmonkey: The reason they use child assassins is because children get much lighter jail sentences.

And they're so much fun to make! And to borrow an old Doritos tag line, "Shoot all you want. We'll make more."
 
2005-07-31 10:22:08 PM
Before North Americans get all weirded out on the age of the criminals, go rent City of God for a glimpse of street crime in the rest of the Americas.
 
2005-07-31 10:22:16 PM
Damn. And even if we extradite them, we can't give them the death penalty as adults. Thank you, Supreme Court.

They need to have an "accident." You know, I hear child drowings in buckets are up this year. Watch these kids around (and under) water.
 
2005-07-31 10:23:47 PM
Make um finish High Skool..
/That will fix there lil wagons..
 
2005-07-31 10:23:49 PM
My condolences to the family of the DEA agent. If the War on Drugs were stopped, a lot of these "maras" would lose their power overnight and these dingleberries would have to go back to junior high and get the wedgies they deserve.

DUMBASS tag is appropriate. I think SAD or SCARY is more apt.
 
2005-07-31 10:24:39 PM
I can't even count how many DEA agents I killed before I was 13.
 
2005-07-31 10:24:39 PM
If you're a DEA agent, perhaps strolling down a street Honduras during your vacation might not be a good idea.
I suppose the same goes to anyone who looks like they have a $50+ watch on, but if that gets mixed with "hey, that gringo is a dea agent", you're farked.
I mean, for farks sake, can you be so ignorant to believe that if you are an American DEA agent (in a declared war) on foreign soil that nobody will try to kill you? Especially given the shady shiat the Americans sometimes do.

/Sad to say it, but dumbass tag earned.
//Vengance will be a biatch.
///We likes the vengance...
 
2005-07-31 10:24:47 PM
Hahaha. logistic, you're funny. You make me laugh.

"Ooh, the war on drugs is bad and the DEA is bad and people in the DEA are dumb and you're dumb and grr."

Classic.
 
2005-07-31 10:25:47 PM
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Yeh..
 
2005-07-31 10:26:59 PM
Only 2 years younger than me.
THat's slightly disturbing.


A 15-year old TotalFarker.

That's slightly disturbing.

Anyway, this isn't dumbass, it's sad and outrageous.
 
2005-07-31 10:28:31 PM
Go "GraphicAddiction"

tbyte - you're a moron, quit making shiat up, GraphicAddiction's side has been 100% true from the start.
 
2005-07-31 10:28:54 PM
Honduras is a scary place. Bad gang problem. So much so that every once in awhile they have a "jail fire", but only in the gang wing.

200+ gang members killed in jail fires in the last two years.

http://www.rednova.com/news/general/57351/honduras_jail_fire_kills_103_prisone rs/
 
2005-07-31 10:32:25 PM
godwin's law proven yet again and only 30ish posts in.
 
2005-07-31 10:34:18 PM
And roughmarble, too!

When they outlaw obscene profits from selling drugs, only outlaws will make obscene profits selling drugs.

This is great. I need some popcorn. Who wrote that, Trent Rezeznor?
 
2005-07-31 10:34:51 PM
This is a pretty clear illustration of the principle of karma: support unjust policies, and the misery they breed will come kill you.

And to the government cheerleaders: Do you honestly think this guy's job consisted of snatching crack cocaine out of 10-year-olds' hands and giving them lollipops instead? No. He's a farking "special agent." That means guns. That means killing. That means nasty shiat that we probably wouldn't approve of--but wait, even though we're PAYING for the goddamned DEA, there's still no transparency, so we can't tell for sure. The article says that he was "training Honduran police." What do you think he was training them to do? Do you think the Honduran police are nice people? Do you think there are civil rights in Honduras? Have you ever been arrested for a drug crime? What about in Honduras? Have you farking SEEN how the police treat people in the US and in Honduras? If not, then shut the fark up about his exemplary character.

Declare a group of people to be criminals, and they will BECOME criminals and shoot you. No tears here for a dead pig: this is just, to quote Malcom X, "chickens coming home to roost."
 
2005-07-31 10:35:35 PM
Solution. Kill all people caught with drugs on sight.
 
2005-07-31 10:37:02 PM
jpchip

You got something against 15 year old Farkers? i happen to be one and your words hurt my feelings.
/past my bed time
 
2005-07-31 10:38:14 PM
Neko_Kawaii: Only 2 years younger than me.

Aaand, this would be exemplary of why liters don't kiss the ass of every n00b with five of Daddy's bucks.
 
2005-07-31 10:39:44 PM
It is rumored that the Mara Salvatrucha have been seen making deals with people with known links to Islamic terrorist organizations and have been threatening people who patrol our borders and their families.
 
2005-07-31 10:41:08 PM
FarkmeBlind:

Aaand, this would be exemplary of why liters don't kiss the ass of every n00b with five of Daddy's bucks.

We're supposed to kiss ass? I didn't get the memo. Do I get a stationary kit and lapel if I do or something? Cause lapels totally kick ass dude!
 
2005-07-31 10:41:45 PM
 
2005-07-31 10:41:47 PM
Hint: If you hate the DEA, you are a drug user or dealer. If you don't hate the DEA, you probably don't use or deal drugs.

Which of these two people have an agenda?

Hint #2: The drug user or dealer. They have nothing to lose.
 
2005-07-31 10:44:39 PM
We should make it legal for people to sell heroin at school. Like in the vending machines. Also, we should encourage people to hit other people with big sticks.

Look, there are reasons that drug using is illegal, and there are reasons that drug trafficking is illegal. They're good reasons and laws prohibiting use and trafficking are necessary for a civil society. If you don't realize that then you're probably a lost cause. Aside from the DEA bashing (and note I never said I think the DEA is doing it right--I have no idea)...

Some 13 year old kids are living messed up lives, and the fact that it's not what people are dwelling on here is almost as sad.
 
2005-07-31 10:52:42 PM
The DEA is a parasitical waste of time and money thought up by Richard Nixon, a paranoid lunatic. Their agents are well known for stirring up a lot more trouble than they prevent. And as far as being effective goes, well, I put them about on the same level as the TSA. That would be the basement.
 
2005-07-31 10:55:04 PM
Look, there are reasons that drug using is illegal, and there are reasons that drug trafficking is illegal. They're good reasons and laws prohibiting use and trafficking are necessary for a civil society.

Laws controlling legal use, like what is in place for alcohol and nicotine, are needed. However, total prohibition is insane.

Not a drug user (beyond alcohol) or dealer. I think the "War on Drugs" is a big waste of money, manpower, and lives.

We have medical morphine, codene, etc. But medical marijuana - good lord no, we can't have that!

Just as we find prohibition in the early last century ridiculous, possibly a century from now they'll find our prohibition of certain plants and chemicals just as ridiculous.
 
2005-07-31 10:55:43 PM
2005-07-31 10:41:47 PM JoePublic
Hint: If you hate the DEA, you are a drug user or dealer. Blah. Blah. Blah.


Or you could just hate the government's stance on personal freedoms. I do not take drugs, nor do I sell them, but I firmly believe that the government should not be in the business of telling people what they can and cannot put into their own bodies.

Of course, if they're high as a kite and driving a car, they deserve what's coming. However, for the government to arrest someone and steal his property just because he's smoking pot is 100% wrong. And you don't have to be a "pothead" to understand this. And if you've got no problem with it, your letting your own personal bias against "potheads" blind you to a great wrong.
 
2005-07-31 10:56:23 PM
Oh, but anyone who realizes the DEA is a waste must be a drug user! DrForrester must be a drug user!

Nah, maybe he's just educated.
 
2005-07-31 10:57:36 PM
Well I don't do drugs but I do drink and I don't engage in the hypocracy of thinking that one is vile and the other is acceptable.

As for the DEA, they do engage in some pretty shady stuff, to put it mildly. That doesn't mean this guy deserved to die though. I have the same level of sadness as I would with anyone I never heard of dying, which is very little.

Maybe I could make myself feel better about my ambivalance with a cliche like "My heart goes out to his family"...nope, sorry. I don't even know what that means. But I do know these little miscreats need to be put away.
 
2005-07-31 10:58:57 PM
JoePublic
I dun hate the DEA, (Death is death, and this was a sad, sad thing), but I think the war on drugs is foolish. Especially since we tried this shiat once before with the Prohibition. Removed the ban, and hey! Much of the organized crime that had grown up around trafficing the illegal substances fell apart, because their sources of revenue dried up!
 
2005-07-31 10:59:31 PM
As a grown man that works the streets of my city every day, and covers murders galore, I will tell you this: 80% (if not more) of all of our murders in my nice little city are drug related.

Bammo. Get rid of drugs. Get rid of at least four out of five murders. There ya go.

This isn't about you and your friends weed parties. This is about hard core shiat that makes a normal person so screwed up that they would kill to get it, or kill others to keep the profits.

Kids, there is precious little discussion of this.

If you're discussing the drug war with me and you say it has nothing to do with how societies run, you're basically a douche and I won't respond to you.
 
2005-07-31 11:03:04 PM
GraphicAddiction
If you want to show how training local police to combat drug lords in a high violence, high crime part of the world is evil, go ahead.

Because all the "police recruits" have only known poverty and corruption, then they are put in positions of authority and take full liberties on the populace, that's how. Work needs to be done from the top down with the corrupt governments in much of Latin America, especially Mexico, since it is on our border.
Even better, start in this country. Volunteer to work with Jr. High kids in the poor part of your town to help lower the demand for drugs. The boys and girls clubs, or big brothers/big sisters in your area would be happy to hear from you.
 
2005-07-31 11:03:47 PM
Excellent call tobyger14!
 
2005-07-31 11:04:58 PM
Having 13 year old kids gunning people down is funny until MS13 starts that shiat up here in the US.
 
2005-07-31 11:05:28 PM
So what about countries where some drugs are either legal or their illegalities aren't enforced and their crime rate is nothing close to the US? I think it's the same as virtually every country not in the mideast being much more free about sex not having near the sex crimes we have. Now I sound like a stoner sex fiend, which I'm neither but I think they're legitimate points.
 
2005-07-31 11:05:55 PM
GraphicAddiction, why don't you change your name to 'ad homonym' or 'strawman' since those are your favorite debate tools? Why do you like attacking and insulting people so much?
 
2005-07-31 11:09:10 PM
So what about countries where some drugs are either legal or their illegalities aren't enforced and their crime rate is nothing close to the US?

I guess you have a point. I mean, every country is the same, except for drug laws.
 
2005-07-31 11:11:20 PM
2005-07-31 10:41:47 PM JoePublic
Hint: If you hate the DEA, you are a drug user or dealer.

Or you hate the fact that you have DEA agents running around with guns in your country.
Which isn't the USA.
/You might want to join up
//I hear they have an opening.
 
2005-07-31 11:11:53 PM
logistic: this bloody rag happened to be a constitution-raping zombie

Man...talk about programmed rhetoric.

Do you ever listen to yourself? You sound like an extremist tard blowing shiat via the intarweb just as hard as he can blow it. I'm not reminded of an intelligent, well reasoned individual when I read your frantic anti-government bloviations.

It's kinda funny really. Just thought I'd point it out to you. You know....just in case you really want to know what people with intelligence think when they read your posts.


Hmm, so your stupid enough to judge someone's worth based on the fact that they use charged words?

mathmonkey: Look, there are reasons that drug using is illegal, and there are reasons that drug trafficking is illegal. They're good reasons and laws prohibiting use and trafficking are necessary for a civil society. If you don't realize that then you're probably a lost cause.

Yeah, I think a lot of the legalization people truly have never thought of the bad effects drugs have on society, that many people don't have the willpower to avoid highly addictive substances. Free will is important, but some people just can't handle it. I think most illigal drugs should still be controlled in some way. That doesn't necessarily mean tossing people in jail though.

/just finished reading "A Brave New World" by Aldus Huxley
//it talks about this kind of stuff
///why did I use slashes for that?
 
2005-07-31 11:13:07 PM
El_Camino_SS

or kill others to keep the profits.
This is, I'm guessing, where most of the killing comes from. Killing of selling turf.

Sounds sorta like the fights over selling turf for Alcohol during the Prohibition.

But I doubt there's any sort of parallel whatsoever.
 
2005-07-31 11:17:09 PM
2005-07-31 11:11:20 PM loraksus

So do you hate the DEA?
 
2005-07-31 11:24:28 PM
In ten years the fark archives will tell a very different story...
 
2005-07-31 11:25:08 PM
I *love* any armed agents of a foreign nation running around my country making arrests.
/Then again, they do such a good job at training our police at catching drug dealers.
//insert picture of haha guy here with "yuo R teh incompetents! caption.
 
2005-07-31 11:28:45 PM
2005-07-31 11:25:08 PM loraksus

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
 
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