Why no Transvestite links? Come on, they're the best of both worlds!

Transvestites, more than meets the eye...

She looks damn good, especially if she is 37.

WTF, do you think 37 is geriatric or something?

I'm 37, so is my girlfriend. She looks better than this worn out porn skank. Any 37-year-old who has taken reasonable care of themselves should still look about as good as they did at 27. Your body should not fall apart in that 10 year span.

I personally find this girls tits to be in the so-big-they're-nasty range, but hey, that's just me.

2005-07-28 06:18:59 AM CableGuy

No offense to Danni, but this is perfection IMHO (NSFW!)

Dude, I'm pretty sure that's a guy. Check for Adam's Apple. I'm guessing that's why she/he declined to show the goods...

Not that there's anything wrong with liking guys, I guess, and I can certainly understand now why you don't like Danni (who is smokin' as far as I'm concerned).

More than a mouthful is a waste. And them's some big pepperonis. Just be glad it's not that 40-ish woman with those 5-gallon boobies (or is it 10). She's got more than she needs, but Danni could be worse. She's not packing after-market boobies. She's just over-gifted.

gweilo8888:

Am I the only one who doesn't think Danni is very hot at all? I believe that without the manufactured publicity about being the "most downloaded woman" on the web (which I don't believe she ever was, or even close to.

If you ask me, she's just a publicity whore who found a "statistics" company (Alexa) who wanted a whore to promote their "service", which actually bears little resemblance to the real world, since it requires you to be stupid enough to install their browser bar before it considers your surfing activities. Hence the only possible outcome is that Danni was the most downloaded woman for people who were dumb enough to use Alexa's toolbar. The rest of us were intelligent enough to be downloading far hotter women.

Her server stats predate Alexa, Einstein.

I am sorry but that has to be some of the worst boob work I have ever seen. IN the picture with her silver dollar nipples, as she faces sideways, it almost looks like she grew boobs on her boobs.

Just... Eeewwwwww

ahhhhmmmm.....that's a dude, right?

No sir, I would not hit that, sir!

I know hotter 37 year olds (and older) anyways.

I don't like big old tube sock boobies...no thank yewwwwwwww

Butterface and old, still would hit it because of the tits though.

If it's one thing I can't stand are the sheer # of you Farkers that complain about fake boobies. THEY"RE BOOBIES FRO CRYIN' OUT MEOW!!! These sluts get them enlarged to SHOW THEM OFF!!! And another thing-I hate hearing you SAME peolple BIITCH ABOUT THE BOOBIES DROUGHTS!!! SHUT UP & ENJOY THEM WHEN THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES!!!! Jeez....okay. I'm Done. Hafta go make sure some kittens get whats comin' to them.

Giggety-giggety-giggety-gross.

Gah, you must be kidding.

I am sure I see scarring around the nipples...I call fake

She's spooge-rific!

Blech. No thanks.

Maybe after you lose 30 pounds. Until then, you look like somebody's mom trying to be "hot" waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past her prime.

Give it up, you old bag.

Gravity is a biatch!

lumpy?

She says they're real.. but in pic 10.. they look really fake to me... I'm not complaining, just sayin'... I love all boobs, and I'm a fan of the big boobies.

Get real guys. That's a very attractive woman. She's got curves, not just "being round"

You youngster dorks can think what you want, but the reality is you will spend 30 frickin years in an age bracket where Dani is super attractive and would be a life-event to bed. And, if you live long enough you will spend another 30 years where getting in the same room is a life-event worthy of superhero status among your schriveled peers.

You will spend maybe 10 years (puberty to after college) where "she's too old" because women your age look young and unwrinkled. Go out on the street and take a look at the average 30-40 year old woman. Then realize that when you are 40 yourself, you can choose from the over-leathery gold-digger or from the wide selection of 150 pounds over weight stretched out due to 3 kids (one now 15 and a pain in the ass) women that barely have time to wash themselves.

Enjoy the young ones while you can youngsters, because before you know it it'll be "get away from me you old creep" and your best dating material hangs out at the grocery store fussing over the deli selections.

Dani is a hottie. God bless her. :)

/not bitter, just a realist
// the wife is old like I am and still hot enough to keep my interest... but she's no Dani.

I personally find this girls tits to be in the so-big-they're-nasty range, but hey, that's just me.

Your gf was looking over your shoulder when you posted, wasn't she? heheh

Who let that out of the trailer?

Can I please hit it? Please?

That woman looks like 10 miles of bad road.

Please, stop with the Granny Boobies!

CindiBear: Having b00bies myself, I normally don't fear other b00bies. But, hers scare me.

Provide proof, please.

;)

Brutal. DANNI! STAY BEHIND THE SCENES PLEASE!

That is all.

2005-07-28 10:24:04 AM tedZilla

I personally find this girls tits to be in the so-big-they're-nasty range, but hey, that's just me.

Your gf was looking over your shoulder when you posted, wasn't she? heheh


Nope. I honestly don't find gigantic mutant basketball-sized tits very appealing. I find a C-cup to be just about the perfect size for boobies, a little bigger or smaller is still good. This chick is like a triple-H or something; that's just disturbing.

elchip:

Well, maybe it's just me (I doubt it) but I have different standards for pornography (where I expect to view women close to my ideal of "physical perfection") and my standards for female relationships (I do not require women with whom I enter relationships to be physically perfect, but of course there must be a strong element of attraction).

Pornography is not analogous to a real relationship; it is more in the realm of fantasy, and thus one should expect impeccable specimens in their preferred pornography.


The real question is...why? Why do you have different standards? My standards are exactly the same. An attractive woman is an attractive woman, whether it be my wife or a woman who wants to get nakey on a website. Why the separation? I have some theories, but I'd like to hear from some Farkers on this one.

Fark all y'all haterz. I would put my sting in her SIDEWAYS if I got the chance. As it is, I'm fapping away merrily.

Well, not right at the moment.

She's freakin hot. And she's 37 for Crissake - you expect natural boobies to remain bouyant forever, don't you? I hope you guys never get married. If you want bouyant boobies past 35, get your girl to get silicone, or STFU.

maybe its just me...but there is just something about a really hot woman with enormous breasts. i think i must be in the minorty here.

What I want to know is how this chick has made so much money doing internet porn. There's an absolutely endless supply of easy-to-find free porn on the web, so what kind of idiot actually pays for it?

gmac28

My standards are exactly the same. An attractive woman is an attractive woman, whether it be my wife or a woman who wants to get nakey on a website. Why the separation? I have some theories, but I'd like to hear from some Farkers on this one.

You know, that's a good question. I actually have the same standards for porn that I do for women that I date. However, my standards for porn aren't typical porn standards: e.g. I actually can't stand fake boobies in porn. I find salt-water filled bags stuck inside someone's chest to be incredibly distracting.

Also, I loves me some women with meat on 'em. Not lard ass lardos, mind, but a healthy, juicy body. Holy God, I wanna lick 'em. Also, I like big butts, and I cannot lie. My porn girlfriends and my actual girlfriends have, for the most part, been on the same level.

[Everyone has moments of desperation. I regret nothing]

My boobs are better.

And it seems Constants is just asking for twenty Farkers to beg for pics...

Constants

Prove it.

root88: Constants

Prove it.

I believe her.


...

What am I saying?! No! I don't! Prove it!

Dil Doe:

What I want to know is how this chick has made so much money doing internet porn. There's an absolutely endless supply of easy-to-find free porn on the web, so what kind of idiot actually pays for it?

1) She was one of the first to do this. Really. I interviewed her ten years ago when she still answered her email personally and the site looked like it was made with GeoCities.

2) She has affiliate connections with SCORE and other print vehicles transitioning to web, all of whom are following her model of subscription-based content. You have no idea how many people will pay $10-$25 a month to download this stuff, and most of them aren't immediately uploading it to binaries newsgroups and P2P.

3) Dollar for dollar, porn paysites are probably the most profitable small business out there when you consider the expense to income ratio and the planet-size market. I've known people who left the business because their families found out, because their husbands got jealous, because they didn't really like doing porn, but virtually none who left because it was losing money.

4) Current figures indicate that P2P nuts actually spend 40% more on online music purchases. Call it "the sample effect." It's no stretch of the imagination to assume this effect applies to P2P porn, and while you'll find entire albums on P2P networks, you won't find the entire contents of a paysite.

Itchy_Beaver:
Maybe after you lose 30 pounds. Until then, you look like somebody's mom trying to be "hot" waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past her prime.

HA-HA. Itchy_Beaver's life will be filled with jacking off to Grand Theft Auto till he dies.

man, the internet has made finicky connosieurs out of all of us, this stunning woman is being degraded by people who would get utterly rejected by the likes of her. personally if she asked to sit on my face instead of using an office chair to work on i would only make sure i had access to some water before complying, as i'm sure it gets very hot down there :)

Hottest 60 year old ever!

I have to laugh at some of the farkers. Not all women have perfect breasts (who decided what a perfect breast was anyway) as a matter of fact by your definition I suspect that most of them don't. I am sure if you met a hot looking woman with her clothes on and you were lucky enough she agreed to go to bed with you(not likely in most cases with the farks). If she then took off her clothes and she had tats that looked like Danni's. I am sure you would all put your clothes back on and walk out the door without getting your dinky stinky because she turned you off. You'd be shooting your sploodge across the room before you got within ten feet of her. Fact no matter how high and proud they are when they are young they are going to sink when they get older and most women with large breasts do even when they are young. Are you going to dump your wife of ten years because she is 40 and the tats are now no longer up to "your standards". If you do, your going to be killing alot of kittens in your mothers basement.

/wife's tats sag
//couldn't care less
///I married her not her tats
////more farkable

CanadianCommie: I squeeze those boobies with glee and giggle like a retarded 9 year old

Holy hell that struck me funny something awful..
/new keyboard blah blah

Read about her on Wikipedia.

This is pretty sad.. one of the worst "boobies" links I have seen.

I was a member way back in the mid-90s when it was mostly about her. It evolved as all web things do, into a site catering more to porn stars, silicone strippers and non-Danni content. Which is fine; she is getting older, more of a business woman, but still dabbles in the fun a bit with her interviews and photo shoots.

She did several layouts for macandbumble and Suze Randall that outshine a lot of her DHD work. She also has some truly elegant homages to Vargas.

Despite the fact she has been married forever, I honestly could never get enough of her. She is all natural, intelligent, witty, and looks better at 37 than some girls do at 24. She is beautiful but not otherworldly so, in the sense that you almost could approach her on the street and not feel intimidated or maced for being a stalker.

Her chest is ginormous, but if you're into that, so be it. Thousands of young women spend millions every year to artificially obtain what she has by design. I guarantee she would not have been the business mogul she is with A-cups.

I just sometimes have to wonder about the age demographic on Fark, in that so many of these guys go nuts for a 5' tall, 98 lb. model with huge fake C-cup bolt-ons who happens to have a nice face, but turns out to be a monosynaptic with presynaptic inhibition. They get exposed to a real woman (or a woman with the normal flaws that we ALL have), and all of a sudden they scream geriatric prOn. If she was the MILF next door and the Farker were 17, I doubt he would have spent 1.2 milliseconds debating on hitting it if she offered it to him (assuming he could let go of his PSP long enough).

i like her ass more than her saggies. would hit it