~ speechless ~

Yeah cause parental consent will keep the kids from buying at-home kits and doing it with eachother at a slumber party. Hmmmm..teenage slumber party where the goal is girls giving eachother bikini waxes....vivid video here I come!

/pun intended

Anyone see that video of a Brazilian wax someone submitted last week? They twist these broads into pretzles to get every last hair down there. Ouch.

NightWulf:

Yeah cause parental consent will keep the kids from buying at-home kits and doing it with eachother at a slumber party.

Wow...yeah...they'd try that one time and that would be all.

Can we all say do not try this at home together, kiddies?

/knows of which she speaks

i am kinda turned on

Um......I had some comment, but then I read the article about twelve- and thirteen-year-olds getting brazillian waxes, and now....I just kind of want to kill myself.

If they outlaw Brazilian bikini waxings,Brazilian bikini waxes.

/won't someone think of the younglings?!?!

_{*fap fap fap*}

WHAT?!?!?

Giggidy giggidy goo!

So... just how fresh is the morning dew anyway?

Fark - managed to muck up a cut and paste. ( going to get some coffee )

"If they outlaw Brazilian bikini waxings, then only outlaws will have Brazilian bikini waxes.

Looks like I didn't post in that thread z_gringo, I'm sure someone will post it in here. Can't think of the site but it was familiar.

P.S. Do not go to SMH's back-alley waxing business. He tried trimming my taint with super-glue.

What Myrna said. WTF kind of business do 12 and 13 year olds have getting bikini waxes?

Thanks for reminding me. That time again.

That's hawt!

BTW, is it true that a woman who has a "tramp stamp" (tat on small of back) can no longer be eligible for an epidural (sp?). Someone told me this the other day and I'm trying to confirm/deny.

Yeah cause parental consent will keep the kids from buying at-home kits and doing it with eachother at a slumber party.

see, this is why guys don't have slumber parties
/just sayin'

BTW, is it true that a woman who has a "tramp stamp" (tat on small of back)

AKA coaster....

Dear God I hope no one's trying at-home brazilians. What SuperSally said. Professionals only.

An heir apparent with hairs errant
Soon can not and better dare'nt
Get a wax without a parent
So that string bikini: wear'nt.

the article writer seems oddly excited about the whole thing....

ApocoLypstick:

BTW, is it true that a woman who has a "tramp stamp" (tat on small of back)

AKA coaster....

Mark of the slut

i keed. i keed.

Next thing you know, they'll be having anus bleaching parties.

won't someone please think of the choad?

what if your girlfriend had like shaved butt and twat, but there was just a big ass Kansas prarie on the taint?

Nerdlinger: So... just how fresh is the morning dew anyway?

About as fresh as the morning dog turd on the lawn.

Um...

If you ever tried to give yourself a bikini wax at home, you would try once and then never, ever, ever do anything that stupid again. There is entirely too much to pull/push/stretch simultaneously. Two hands aren't enough and you can easily bruise and--far worse--tear the skin open.

amoricanCrowe - BTW, is it true that a woman who has a "tramp stamp" (tat on small of back) can no longer be eligible for an epidural (sp?). Someone told me this the other day and I'm trying to confirm/deny.

I don't know for sure, but I have heard of people who got cut right where they had a tattoo, and it led to nasty infections. Depending on the location and coverage of the tattoo, that might be a concern for the hospital.

Any farkers ever get their *ahem* tailpipe waxed? I'm not such a big fan of the "peanut butter on carpet" effect that a naturally hairy posterior can cause while doing a #2, but I'm curious if there are any downsides to the procedure asides from the discomfort of actually having it done...

MyrnaMinkoff

Actually, your skin can get used to it so it becomes easier. That, or I like inflicting pain on myself. Maybe a little of both. But keep this in mind: if the instructions say don't wax right after taking a shower - DON'T DO IT! Bruised for a week.

dfn_doe: "peanut butter on carpet"

Gah!

dfn_doe

No downsides at all. It's awesome afterwards. You feel a lot cleaner. Highly recommend it.

Actually, your skin can get used to it so it becomes easier. That, or I like inflicting pain on myself. Maybe a little of both. But keep this in mind: if the instructions say don't wax right after taking a shower - DON'T DO IT! Bruised for a week.

You can wax your bikini line at home if you're tough (I'm not). I would pay good money, though, to see anyone give themselves a good, thorough Brazillian at home. It won't take long before you realize you can't spread hot wax on your taint, stretch and hold your skin in two different directions, spread on the muslin and rip it off without seriously farking something up in there.

Headline should read: "Shot of morphine required for bikini wax".

MyrnaMinkoff

I agree, it would be tough to get it all off. You'd have to be some kind of contortionist to do a full Brazilian wax yourself. But with a little practice (and tolerance for pain), you can get to most parts.