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(Green Bay Press Gazette)   "She said, 'I'm not feeling you up.' I told her, 'My husband's been feeling me up for 40 years. I know what that feels like when someone's feeling me up'"   (greenbaypressgazette.com) divider line 161
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-07-26 06:58:01 AM  
TSA PSA: You lawyers out there, if you let me on the jury I will automatically vote not guilty in any attack on an airport "security" screener.
 
2005-07-26 07:42:16 AM  
Yes, bask in the attitude of the bottom 25% of humanity as they weild power over you because you are too cheap to pay for pros to protect your airports.
 
2005-07-26 07:53:26 AM  
Wow, if a TSA screener can get her ass kicked by a 62 year old tech teacher, how the fick are they supposed to protect us from anything? Just what kinds of pussies are we hiring for these jobs?

It... it almost makes me think they're not actually there for our own protection.
 
2005-07-26 07:53:46 AM  
stupid biatch. Get over it.. STFU, get thru security and get on the airplane.
 
2005-07-26 07:59:56 AM  
stupid woman + stupid TSA = stupid lawsuit
 
2005-07-26 08:22:44 AM  
The TSA madness has to stop. The not so random invasive searches are going to lead to many more of these types of incidents.
 
2005-07-26 08:32:40 AM  
DGAR:
The TSA madness has to stop. The not so random invasive searches are going to lead to many more of these types of incidents.

I agree. An invasive search on a 62 year old teacher? Come on. Use your head, TSA.
 
2005-07-26 09:10:19 AM  
I would have had the woman strip searched and ordered a full body cavity search before she could get on the plane after that. That poor TSA screener was just doing her job. Nobody likes airport security, not the passengers, not the airport, not the screeners, nobody -- so why not let them do their jobs and make it as pleasant an experience as we all can.

And this way, you get where you're going and nobody blows up along the way.
 
2005-07-26 09:12:34 AM  
DGAR: The not so random invasive searches are going to lead to many more of these types of incidents.

Surely you're not referring to this particular search as invasive, are you? If so, you really don't know what an invasive search REALLY is.
 
Bo
2005-07-26 09:17:25 AM  
apparently her husband feels her up with the back of his hands.

my guess: teh ghey.
 
2005-07-26 09:29:12 AM  
I bet this womans husband is glad she has something to keep her occupied and is not bothering him for the time being.
 
2005-07-26 12:28:14 PM  
What, no hot 62-y.o./TSA screener video action?
 
2005-07-26 02:00:07 PM  
faxinator
would have had the woman strip searched and ordered a full body cavity search before she could get on the plane after that.

Full roto-rooter job. Don't stop until you hit the back of her teeth.
 
2005-07-26 02:00:26 PM  
I'm afraid:

THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.

/shudders
 
dly
2005-07-26 02:00:50 PM  
bend over & say aaaahhhhhh!
 
2005-07-26 02:01:39 PM  
old woman sex.

/eww
 
2005-07-26 02:01:49 PM  
girl on girl breast grabbing. Thats hot!
 
2005-07-26 02:01:56 PM  
Useless without pics? A video clip? Nothing? Come ON!!

Seriously, kudos to the teacher. The searches are bullshiat.
 
2005-07-26 02:02:31 PM  
In other news, it's okay for "homeland security" employees to grope people but criminal when the people protest.
 
2005-07-26 02:02:55 PM  
[image from spiegel.de too old to be available]

For BigMattyC
 
2005-07-26 02:02:56 PM  
She's on the Appleton PTA? Wonder if she knows Cliff Yablonski.
 
2005-07-26 02:03:02 PM  
She said How would you like it if I did that to you? and slammed me against the wall,


Either that's one tough 62 year old or we need bigger TSA employees...


/Feeling up a 62 year old?
//Feeling the breasts of a 62 year old?
///Just threw up a little...
 
2005-07-26 02:04:12 PM  
Warning: 62-year-old retired tech school teacher

If that'd been in the headline, I would never have clicked. And now I'm left with an image of babushka-on-babushka action, something I may never be able to forget.
 
2005-07-26 02:04:16 PM  
The most bureaucratic catfight ever?

/waiting on WoW update
//enjoys dictionary.com
 
2005-07-26 02:04:21 PM  
If the screening area didn't have video to confirm what the TSA supervisor claimed, it's their own damned fault. They had every opportunity not to let a case like this be she-said/she-said and they failed to do so. Not guilty.
 
2005-07-26 02:04:23 PM  
That's my move! I'm gonna kill her!

/seinfeld
 
2005-07-26 02:04:25 PM  
I'm betting this old bad looks like John Goodman
 
2005-07-26 02:04:33 PM  
"She came at me and grabbed my breasts and squeezed them with firm pressure squeezed them a couple of times."

/shifts uncomfortably in chair
 
2005-07-26 02:05:25 PM  
... heard Dintenfass assert that it was the bobby pins and barrettes in her hair that triggered the alarm.

Ha! I thought she had batteries in her hair. I'm such a stud.
 
2005-07-26 02:06:33 PM  
So if TSA searches under a woman's breasts (How come I have this mental image of the teacher in South Park?) does that mean they have to search behind a guy's balls? With the backs of their hands, of course...
 
2005-07-26 02:07:20 PM  
I would have had the woman strip searched and ordered a full body cavity search before she could get on the plane after that. That poor TSA screener was just doing her job. Nobody likes airport security, not the passengers, not the airport, not the screeners, nobody -- so why not let them do their jobs and make it as pleasant an experience as we all can.


So your saying we should use full body/cavity searches as a punishment.... it's stupid farks like you who are the problem with airport security. It's security, not a personal powertrip to get your jolly's off. If there are no Beeps or buzzes, you have no right to touch her breasts, and even then they should have taken her into a private room. I would find not guilty in a heart beat.
 
2005-07-26 02:07:26 PM  
Hooray. The federal government is expending the time, money, and manpower necessary to prosecute this case. Hooray.
 
2005-07-26 02:07:34 PM  
I almost never fly anymore. By the time I have to put up with this shiat and wait all that time in the airport and deal with rental car agencies and all, I'll just drive

/Never EVER take Amtrak, either
 
2005-07-26 02:08:35 PM  
Thera "I agree. An invasive search on a 62 year old teacher? Come on. Use your head, TSA."

The proper term for "using your head" is profiling and for some reason they consider it to be a bad thing. I'm not saying I agree with what they did, but in order to avoid ACLU lawsuits you have to search a few grannies along with all the middle easterners in order to keep up appearances.
 
2005-07-26 02:08:53 PM  
faxinator

LAST Score*: 8.5

LAST = Lame Attempt to Start a *Trollthread
Trollthread = Lame attempt to find a word meaning 'flamewar' that started with a 'T' in order to complete a cool acronym.


/I need a life
 
2005-07-26 02:09:28 PM  
Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me...

/too obvious?
//too creepy?
 
2005-07-26 02:11:03 PM  
She came at me and grabbed my breasts and squeezed them with firm pressure squeezed them a couple of times.

That's hot.
 
2005-07-26 02:11:14 PM  
She's been getting felt up for 40 years and NOW she doesn't like it? Sounds like she's being a little picky.
 
2005-07-26 02:11:54 PM  
Call me silly ...

but if the metal detector didn't detect anything in said old lady
boobies, then why is there a need to feel them up?

If the metal detector doesn't work ... then why do you have it?
 
2005-07-26 02:12:03 PM  
cargrrl82: Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me...

Hehe. Exactly what I thought. Sometimes I wonder if I am just not right. Oh well.
 
2005-07-26 02:12:30 PM  
Stop the lawsuit or I'll take away your naughty grandmas.

[image from cheesegod.com too old to be available]

/wrinkles rule
 
2005-07-26 02:14:27 PM  
faxinator
you really don't know what an invasive search REALLY is

Useless without pics ...
 
2005-07-26 02:14:45 PM  
"She came at me and grabbed my breasts and squeezed them with firm pressure ... squeezed them a couple of times."
 
2005-07-26 02:15:38 PM  
Explain to me why the elderly lady can be charged for a crime and there's no mention made if the screener will be charged, disciplined, given a performance review...? And why are there no cameras in these screening areas?
 
2005-07-26 02:15:42 PM  
go pack go!
 
G2V
2005-07-26 02:15:47 PM  
From Philly to Boston
Call me silly ...

but if the metal detector didn't detect anything in said old lady
boobies, then why is there a need to feel them up?


Are you crazy? She might have had boobies loaded with anthrax! TSA may have saved us all.
 
2005-07-26 02:16:13 PM  
Here she is:

[image from phylart.com too old to be available]
 
2005-07-26 02:16:43 PM  
I root for the old lady who eh felt it up.
 
2005-07-26 02:17:41 PM  
it's going to come down to people flying naked
 
2005-07-26 02:19:14 PM  
Gostisha testified that she moved away from the partition and said, Thats enough, and directed Dintenfass to sit down.

Is it wrong for me to think her actual response was more along the lines of :
"Oh no you di'n't! You best be sittin' yo' ass down on that them chair, girlfriend. Mmmmhmm."
 
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