FARK.com: (1587888) Dumb: Soliciting sex from a prostitute: Dumber: You're a cop. Dumbest: So is she

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(GM Today)		Dumb: Soliciting sex from a prostitute: Dumber: You're a cop. Dumbest: So is she (gmtoday.com)		45
		More: Dumbass

• • •

20990 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2005 at 5:19 PM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/1587888

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

45 Comments (+0 »)

Archived thread

TheProtong		2005-07-23 09:51:53 AM

Haha pwn3d!!!

Sique		2005-07-23 10:51:35 AM

Scrima allegedly went on to say he did not plan to actually go through with the act

Yeah that defense always works.

nbrfwhoooo		2005-07-23 10:56:47 AM

I like to clean these out every couple of months so they don't get stale. Thanks ImageShack and ContentVulture.

Whoa! Where did contentvulture go? Apparently my $25 didn't go very far. Sorry ImageShack, you're the only other free server I know.

TwistedIvory		2005-07-23 10:58:43 AM

I feel compelled to comment on the abounding stupidity in that article -- well, in the characters anyway -- but I don't even know where to start!

gwydion56		2005-07-23 11:14:55 AM

What? You can get oral sex for $15? Geez, I paid that much for dinner last night.

Hmmmm, maybe I have a new weight-loss plan.......

brap		2005-07-23 11:41:06 AM

Dumberestest: you are an asexually reproducing amoeba.

Handsome Jack Manitoba		2005-07-23 11:48:11 AM

It would have been easier and more legal for all involved if the two'd just gone on a date.

pshaw		2005-07-23 12:17:19 PM

[insert Super Troopers reference here]

fezziwig		2005-07-23 12:29:32 PM

If it weren't for the fact that I'd lose the ever amusing John "Shaming" billboards they've started to put in Oakland I'd say...

Legalize it. Zone it. Tax it.

Then the cops could schedule an appointment like everyone else.

SuburbanCowboy		2005-07-23 12:36:39 PM

Didn't this happen on Reno 911?

Ditto		2005-07-23 02:25:20 PM

nbrfwhoooo, those are staler than British humor.

DrxLecter		2005-07-23 05:24:46 PM

$15? Holy hell, she must have been incredibly unattractive to solicit such a low offer.

skinink		2005-07-23 05:27:18 PM

DrxLecter
"$15? Holy hell, she must have been incredibly unattractive to solicit such a low offer."

No, it was a cop. In Boston, I can't even walk into any bar and get drunk off of $15 worth of beers.

farktimenow		2005-07-23 05:38:06 PM

The guy must have been a real jerk. Usually cops would let another cop go for something like that. They would probably even joke about it over a beer.

corndesigns		2005-07-23 05:40:37 PM

thats almost as good as the undercover clown busting hookers on COPS.

'coco the clown wasnt my friends as he...'

corndesigns		2005-07-23 05:41:32 PM

was

damn it.

vjp		2005-07-23 05:50:41 PM

You should always offer $1500 for oral sex, that way even the cops will say yes.

Then afterwards, when you're sure they're not a cop, you can charge them $1485 to release them from your basement sex prison / bondage chamber.

freedomfryguy		2005-07-23 05:51:06 PM

he did not plan to actually go through with the act because he worried about catching a disease

Yea right..

Frog_Princess		2005-07-23 05:52:53 PM

Why is it dumb to solicit sex from a prostitute?

steveGswine		2005-07-23 05:55:02 PM

Anybody else get this ad?

Tool_001		2005-07-23 06:02:44 PM

As Nelson Muntz would say..."HA-HA"...

Toxic_Avenger_Man		2005-07-23 06:06:11 PM

I'm proud to be from Wisconsin... I think.

Sussman		2005-07-23 06:07:19 PM

"Um ... well ... I'm undercover too!"

Z_since_1516		2005-07-23 06:18:34 PM

The Govner		2005-07-23 07:05:51 PM

All the best looking street whores are cops....

Crosma		2005-07-23 07:13:02 PM

Frog_Princess

Why is it dumb to solicit sex from a prostitute?

Because sex is immoral. That's right isn't it?

The Tom		2005-07-23 07:13:24 PM

The Govner

All the best looking street whores are cops....

NOW you tell me.

Noc		2005-07-23 08:10:56 PM

What have we learned from this?

1. There's a good chance that you can get oral sex for $15 in New Berlin.

2. When trying to get oral sex stay away from the 2400 west greenfield avenue.

tallbaldwillie		2005-07-23 08:31:45 PM

I think this is more "Amusing" than "Dumbass".

CygnusDarius		2005-07-23 08:52:27 PM

NakedApe		2005-07-23 09:08:41 PM

When he found out she was a cop too he should have asked for a discount.

HarrisonBergeron		2005-07-23 09:33:26 PM

Crono3453		2005-07-23 09:41:14 PM

"And THIS is the actual gutter that the cops fell over laughing when Eddie Murphy told them he was just giving the transexual prostitute a ride home!"

vjp		2005-07-23 09:49:31 PM

Why is it dumb to solicit sex from a prostitute?

Because your average prostitute is a festering, disease-infested, bacteria and virus-infected sewer hole?

phiz		2005-07-23 09:58:19 PM

Why is it dumb to solicit sex from a prostitute?

Because your average prostitute is a festering, disease-infested, bacteria and virus-infected sewer hole?

So is your average bar slut!

feckingmorons		2005-07-23 10:02:36 PM

Geez, give her the twenty bucks you cheap SOB. You work for the city, you get a nice salary and benefits. Give the hooker who has no health insurance a break she has to give you a hummer you could at least give her a Jackson.

Slowontheuptake		2005-07-23 10:14:26 PM

Anonymous Coward		2005-07-24 12:13:40 AM

Waiting for the followup when they wind up going out on a date....two lonely cops in the big world of Milwaukee.

CanSomeonePleaseKilltheChristmasShoes		2005-07-24 12:21:20 AM

Dumb: Soliciting sex from a prostitute: Dumber: Youre a cop. Dumbest: So is she

Solution: Fire them both, fire the entire [Taliban] Vice (and morals squad, save the city tons of wasted taxpayers money, and the endless pains in the ass that these parasites are.
/But that would actually increase freedom, we can't have that in Merca

Cog		2005-07-24 12:30:03 AM

Can somebody give me a good reason why prostitution is illegal in this countr?

CanSomeonePleaseKilltheChristmasShoes		2005-07-24 12:33:17 AM

Can somebody give me a good reason why ~~prostitution~~ everything is illegal in this country?
/thanx cog

eugenics		2005-07-24 01:09:02 AM

Kudos, submitter, on making me laugh so hard soda came out of my nose

Ni		2005-07-24 02:33:04 AM

Nice headline.

One change... would've been better if, instead of Dumb: Soliciting sex from a prostitute: Dumber: Youre a cop. Dumbest: So is she it read

Dumb: Soliciting sex from a prostitute: Dumber: She's a cop. Dumbest: So are you

CaesarSneezy		2005-07-24 06:59:29 PM

No, I like the original headline better. It's much dumber to solicit sex from an undercover cop than it is to hire a prostitute if you happen to be a cop.

JaBbErWoCkY_BaNdErSnAtCh		2005-07-24 09:26:36 PM

"I want to set the record straight-
I thought the cop was a prostitute."

Displayed 45 of 45 comments

Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.