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(IndyStar)   Hurricane Emily forces tourists to cram into shelter, and man to put his hand down shorts (with pic)   (indystar.com ) divider line
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2005-07-22 12:02:24 PM  
awesome. Nice O face.
 
2005-07-22 12:03:43 PM  
ha ha ha
 
2005-07-22 12:10:47 PM  
When ya gotta scratch...by all means...scratch.
 
2005-07-22 12:16:30 PM  
In the event of hurricane... hold whatcha got.
 
2005-07-22 12:26:59 PM  
It is good to know Al Bundy is safe.
 
2005-07-22 12:28:48 PM  
Why is everyone so enthralled with some guy masturbating in a shelter?

It's not like he's doing a one-man bukkake.
 
2005-07-22 12:29:00 PM  
was this greenlit to stop people from submitting anymore links, or is it just that slow of a news day?
 
2005-07-22 12:31:20 PM  
Tresser: was this greenlit to stop people from submitting anymore links

That would be my guess.
 
2005-07-22 12:34:06 PM  
Tresser
2wheeljunkie


I third that, we have been seeing this for 4 days.
 
2005-07-22 12:36:37 PM  
I was gonna say, MrBeefy showed me this like a week ago.
 
2005-07-22 12:40:50 PM  
Hurrican Emily came because he touches himself at night.
 
2005-07-22 12:41:04 PM  
This bland headline got the green merely to piss off everybody who kept posting all those "priceless" ones.
 
2005-07-22 12:42:50 PM  
the_rev:

This bland headline got the green merely to piss off everybody who kept posting all those "priceless" ones.
what's worse is that you can't even see how hot the girls around him are..
 
2005-07-22 12:48:32 PM  
Great use of the [image from img305.imageshack.us too old to be available] tag
 
2005-07-22 12:52:53 PM  
Hey, sometimes the boys just don't sit right. If you gotta adjust, adjust.
 
2005-07-22 01:00:52 PM  
He's just fluffing himself for the talent competition.
 
2005-07-22 01:14:21 PM  
I propose an insta-ban for anyone submitting this link now that it's gone green.

/sick 'n' farkin' tired of this shiat
 
2005-07-22 01:28:43 PM  
The people whining about how often the same garbage is being posted over-and-over, are just as annoying as the postings themselves.

Seriously, go do something else with your time every once in a while, and maybe you won't see all the damn reposts... and the rest of us will be rid of your whining.

/...exactly 2 cents.
 
2005-07-22 01:34:08 PM  
My Parents Went to Cancun and All I Got Was My Dad's Lousy Jizz-Stained T-Shirt
 
2005-07-22 01:37:04 PM  
In Boston this picture was on the front page of the Metro, that free newspaper that everyone reads while on the T, and the next day in the "Voices" section it was hilarious to read people getting all uptight about it. "Keep it in penthouse" - haha
 
2005-07-22 02:02:32 PM  
Oh my god, I've seen this picture before!

And I'm cranky about it too! Because if I've seen it, than surely everyone else has! Unless they aren't as cool or internet savvy as me!

/buncha losers
//seen it too
///still think it's funny
 
2005-07-22 02:27:41 PM  
You would touch yourself too if that girl in the black shorts was walking by.
 
dly
2005-07-22 02:54:58 PM  
blow!ya-biatch!
 
2005-07-22 02:55:28 PM  
/didn't see it
//from indy
///not as fool as TF'ers
////must suck
 
2005-07-22 02:55:34 PM  
This is my first time seeing it! LOL! He looks like he's having a great dream.
 
2005-07-22 02:55:56 PM  
yea that guy has good company, look at either side of him, thats practically a gangbang right there buddy...
 
2005-07-22 02:56:08 PM  
Now i see why ... hot chick standing in front of him and laying down in the bed beside him. Booyah!
 
2005-07-22 02:56:15 PM  
Hey! Don't judge me!
 
2005-07-22 02:56:22 PM  
This was actual news earlier in the week when it was posted on CNN and MSNBC on the FRONT PAGE... Had to get to Indiana first? What the Fark?
 
2005-07-22 02:56:34 PM  
that looks like a priceless pic?
vacation: $1500
fake tan and dye job: $80
caught with hands in pants while talking to a hottie in a hurricane shelter: priceless
 
2005-07-22 02:56:46 PM  
bakedtater_2000: You would touch yourself too if that girl in the black shorts was walking by.

I don't know...looks a lil young to me.
 
2005-07-22 02:56:48 PM  
When I put my hand in my pants, it makes the girl in the yellow hotter. I guess that's what he's doing too...Or adjusting his penis gourd.
 
2005-07-22 02:57:05 PM  
bakedtater_2000

Also check out the ladies he's lying between.
 
2005-07-22 02:57:12 PM  
When I first saw these pic (collegehumor.com) I didnt even notice the guy because I was looking at the girl
 
2005-07-22 02:57:19 PM  
Let's be realistic here. Who else is SHOCKED he's the only dude that was caught with his hand down his pants?

/had many male roommates
//surprised they didn't wear out the damn elastic
 
2005-07-22 02:57:40 PM  
priceless
 
2005-07-22 02:57:40 PM  
Aww man! I submitted this a few days ago. Guess this submitter had a funnier headline. :)
 
2005-07-22 02:58:01 PM  
"Sometimes i like to sit on my hand 'tll it goes numb then squeeze one out. I call it 'The Stranger'"

/misquoted?
 
2005-07-22 02:58:07 PM  
classic
 
2005-07-22 02:58:41 PM  
The chick in the yellow also appears to be touching herself, but outside of her pants.
 
2005-07-22 02:59:01 PM  
The reason stuff gets submitted 20 times is because we free Farkers have no way of knowing if something has been submitted 19 times already.

Also if we submit a link and it isn't greenlit, we have no way of knowing whether anyone commented on it or not.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, thanks.
 
2005-07-22 02:59:24 PM  
Jeez people take a good look at that pic. The guy isn't masturbating he's just asleep with his hand down his pant. I regularly wake up with my dick in my hand. Nothing dirty about that, he prolly has an itch or something. Or he really is masturbating, whatever.
 
2005-07-22 02:59:30 PM  
[image from images.art.com too old to be available]
 
2005-07-22 02:59:33 PM  
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2005-07-22 02:59:41 PM  
Show us your Marx: /misquoted?

slightly...but still well done.
 
2005-07-22 02:59:48 PM  
If this pic has been around (it's news to me, btw) has it been PS'd? I'd love to see that. No skills here, just a voyeur.
 
2005-07-22 02:59:52 PM  
By that same token, is greenlight preference given to TotalFarkers? Just curious.
 
2005-07-22 03:00:50 PM  
Wow, you TF's whine a lot.

"I pay 5$ to see all the submissions" and in the same breath, "Ban anyone who submits this again"

Glad I saved 5$, Maybe I can get 5 Florida hookers for an hour.
 
2005-07-22 03:01:13 PM  
C'mon, it's Mexico, your balls would itch too!
 
2005-07-22 03:01:24 PM  
That chick walking by? I'd totally hit it.
\like a screen door in a hurricane.
//I made a funny
 
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