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(Mainichi Daily News)   July 21 is National Diddling Day in Japan, thanks to a quirk in the language   (mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp) divider line 171
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2005-07-21 01:44:00 PM  
lixivium

I've heard good stuff about it, haven't ever heard anything bad. Haven't used one myself so just having to go on what I've heard (yes we girls talk about this stuff). Funny thing is, some online sites sell it as a vibrator while others go for the usual "massager" listing.
 
2005-07-21 01:45:03 PM  
ignoramus,

I always thought the "be fruitful and mltiply" line was a curse... God saying it while kicking Adam/Eve out of Eden and all.
 
2005-07-21 01:45:43 PM  
bakarocket
www.thehun.net/ASIANPORN.

Bastard.

/want your bod? for medical science, maybe
//dreaming about cargrrl flicking the pea
 
2005-07-21 01:46:20 PM  
multiply, even
 
2005-07-21 01:48:02 PM  
My fav... for a man...

"Squeezing out a map of Hawaii"

/Jay Morh
 
2005-07-21 01:48:15 PM  
**Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate**

/obvious?
 
2005-07-21 01:48:23 PM  
Big Bad Dad

Ok, just responding someone named Big Bad Dad makes this a bit pervy. How often? Been as much as a few times a day for days and days on end. But definitely at least once a day is my norm. Oddest place? Well since I can do it without actually touching myself, I can do it pretty much anywhere. Once did it in a very boring class. And several other places.
 
2005-07-21 01:52:38 PM  
[b]ScubaDoo[/b]

Yeah but then you have to deal with Aunt Flo, and that whole unpredictable emotional state, and pregnancy, and osteopreosis, and menopause, and breast cancer, and aging drooping boobies, and makeup, and the glass ceiling.

Personally I'm glad to have the slight risk of prostate cancer, the ability to pee standing up, and the ability to wake up less than 2 hours before I have to be anywhere and be happy with my appearance, with the lack of ability to fondle myself in public without arousing unnecessary suspicion.
 
2005-07-21 01:53:28 PM  
bakaroket / No Catchy Nickname:

So that's what I would sound like at 2am on TF.
 
2005-07-21 01:53:39 PM  
The orginal Rabbit still gets my vote over the Hatachi. More power and more oppoetunities to hit the right spot(s).
 
2005-07-21 01:54:45 PM  
cargrrl82: Save on the battery budget, get one of these. (mildly NSFW)
 
2005-07-21 01:54:47 PM  
cargrrl82: I know your swing goes the opposite way to mine, but because of this discussion about masturbation, I'd like to say one thing.

I'd like to say, TF'er to TF'ette, that you are as beautiful as the day after a long slow love session with someone you care about while you are sitting on the dock with a cup of coffee in one hand and watching the sun rise and your SO still in bed while you think about what to make her for breakfast.

Or sexy.

Cause yer honest.

Whatever.

/Ignore the short fat hairy guy in the corner.
 
2005-07-21 01:55:09 PM  
helioquake
Sorry....

*slinks off*

/3am now...
 
2005-07-21 01:55:25 PM  
cargrrl82

Thats incredible. Mrs BBD just got into it about a year ago. Finally let herself enjoy it. Just wondering though..when going discreet do you use the crossed leg foot boucing method?
 
2005-07-21 01:56:29 PM  
helioquake: Yes it is. But you're a lot more lucid. Than us. Cause we have infinite amounts of nihonshu to drink and you don't. Mwa ha cough.
 
2005-07-21 01:57:49 PM  
Has anybody seen 'lil baby Onan Hitler? Oh where can you be, 'lil baby Onan Hitler?
 
2005-07-21 01:58:49 PM  
uberlemming

No, actually the line from the script reads: 'I am God Almighty; Be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall come from you, and kings shall come forth from you' Its more of a blessing than anything else. Now, please do not make me ever spew biblical passages on fark again. That is all.
 
2005-07-21 01:59:01 PM  
No Catchy Nickname

Suck it up! Pretend you have the day off tomorrow like I do and drink up. My work enkai's sanjikai just finished up a little while ago and I'm flying high!!!

/just ignore me too
 
2005-07-21 01:59:06 PM  
bakarocket
Cause we have infinite amounts of nihonshu to drink and you don't.

If by "infinite" you mean one glass...

/lightweight

bakarocket
I'd like to say, TF'er to TF'ette, that you are as beautiful as the day after a long slow love session with someone you care about while you are sitting on the dock with a cup of coffee in one hand and watching the sun rise and your SO still in bed while you think about what to make her for breakfast.

Were you furtively smoking dope?
 
2005-07-21 02:00:13 PM  
No Catchy Nickname: Sorry....

Hey, don't be. It's not like I'm a moderator.

bakarocket: Cause we have infinite amounts of nihonshu to drink and you don't. Mwa ha cough.

There is solid correlation between sake and my temporal memory loss. So, yeah.
 
2005-07-21 02:02:36 PM  
NCN:

Were you furtively smoking dope?

Pfft. I wish. They send you to the pound-you-in-the-ass prison for that here, remember?

No, I'm just drunk. And I started drinking the Aomori.

Man, it tastes like shiat. I mean tequila. I mean shiat.

helioquake:

There is solid correlation between sake and my temporal memory loss. So, yeah.

What? Was I talking to you before this?

/heh
 
2005-07-21 02:03:53 PM  
FL8ME
My work enkai's sanjikai just finished up a little while ago and I'm flying high!!!

Then I can only hope you sang "let it be" and "Stairway to Heaven" at least twice at some dodgy, run-down, inaka-kusai karaoke/snack joint. If not, you should revoke your gaijin card.
 
2005-07-21 02:07:11 PM  
All Hail Me
 
2005-07-21 02:11:06 PM  
No Catchy Nickname
Then I can only hope you sang "let it be" and "Stairway to Heaven" at least twice at some dodgy, run-down, inaka-kusai karaoke/snack joint. If not, you should revoke your gaijin card.

I prefer the less popular Beatles songs myself. You should see the looks on their faces when they ask their token gaijin coworker to sing The Beatles and you bust out with "Across the Universe". I may as well have whipped out my schlong and placed in on the table if I wanted that kind of "what the hell" reaction.
 
2005-07-21 02:13:44 PM  
FL8ME: I love that farking song. I have to find it now and listen to it.

Seriously. Favourite beatles song ever.
 
2005-07-21 02:13:57 PM  
cargrrl82

Oddest place? Well since I can do it without actually touching myself, I can do it pretty much anywhere. Once did it in a very boring class. And several other places.

You're killing us... well, me at least. Are we talking a remote control, or the bouncing leg, or...?
 
2005-07-21 02:14:37 PM  
Big_Bad_Dad

Ah the issue of letting going and enjoying it. Which is a big obstacle for quite a few women. Just can't get themselves to relax and enjoy it. Me? Never had that problem, and I've been doing it long while. And yeah I've used that method. Though not every time I've done it somewhere out in the open.
 
2005-07-21 02:16:33 PM  
FL8ME: Hey. My Uncle's in Sendai. He owns a restaurant. His name is Hasegawa. I can't remember the name of the restaurant so this post is pointless but I'll make it anyway.

Did youse guys have a tremor a few days ago?
 
2005-07-21 02:22:04 PM  
FL8ME
I may as well have whipped out my schlong and placed in on the table if I wanted that kind of "what the hell" reaction.

Tell me about it. Many is the time I have whipped my schlong out and placed it on the table at some karaoke joint in the hope that the cute new teacher will mistake it for the microphone.
Sadly, it's always at the time that the ojisan principal decides to bust out a tune.
 
2005-07-21 02:22:18 PM  
cargrrl82

I never had that problem either!

Now you have raised (pun intended) another interesting question. Using your dicreet methods, does it matter how you are attired? Serious question but of course details are appreciated ( it is Fark ya know)
 
2005-07-21 02:25:02 PM  
bakarocket

No shiat? You gotta find out the name of the place and I'll go and check it out. I don't suppose bakarocket is what your uncle knows you as? As for tremors, we actually had a cute little one just about two hours ago. Or maybe I just had a little too much whiskey. And by the way, kudos for loving "Across the Universe", hands down the best Beatles song ever!

You'll have to pardon my seemingly random sentence structuring...it's been a long night. What's the occasion for you boozing up on this rainy Friday morning anyway?
 
2005-07-21 02:27:19 PM  
No Catchy Nickname

You bastard! I'm gonna get evicted for that laugh I just had. It's 3:30 in the morning for Christ's sake.
 
2005-07-21 02:29:42 PM  
ElGringoNaco

See one of the nice things about female plumbing has a bit to do with muscle control. Namely the muscles around the pelvis aka kegels. A woman can contract and relax them at will which given the plumbing causes her inside to contract and relax. Now slowly and rhythmically contracting and relaxing them is enough for some women to actually have an orgasm. Some need a lil help, so you get the bouncing leg. Which can do it itself. But for some it's enough to just work the kegels.
 
2005-07-21 02:30:45 PM  
FL8ME: I'll find out when my wife isn't sleeping, and then mail you. That is, if you mail me your email address for a ref because you don't have it posted. I'm sure you can get a deal. If I remember correctly, it's a yakiniku place. I'm sure I could get you a deal.

Occasion for boozing? No Catchy Nickname is a drunken Englishman, is what. And he lives 5km down the road from me and won't let me live in peace. Man that guy just can't stop drinking.
 
2005-07-21 02:33:32 PM  
See one of the nice things about female plumbing has a bit to do with muscle control.

This greenlit article is a full of educational materials, I must say.

/better GBTW now
 
2005-07-21 02:34:04 PM  
Big_Bad_Dad

No, doesn't realy matter how I'm dressed. Though snug around the hips and butt jeans can be nice, aren't required (it's the seam going between the legs that can help). But really, can wear whatever and do it.
 
2005-07-21 02:37:18 PM  
FL8ME
You only laughed because you've tried it too. C'mon, fess up.
Anyway, sod all that, while we're crapping on about karaoke and shiat, cargrrl talking about female masturbation.
That's hot.

/off to the convenience store for a beer
//working
///day off tomorrow. If I finish this in time
 
2005-07-21 02:39:20 PM  
bakarocket

Mail sent. You guys enjoy your night. I, unfortunately, am moving to a new apartment tomorrow and still have quite a bit of drunken packing to do so I gotta get a move on.
 
2005-07-21 02:41:10 PM  
cargrrl82

Thats interesting. Since men have the similar muscles I have found that they can work to increase the blood flow to the area as well providing a nice result however not nearly reaching the same conclusion as you can. A nice distraction none the less.

/needs to get Mrs BBD back on the excersizes!
 
2005-07-21 02:45:10 PM  
As if I needed a holiday....
 
2005-07-21 02:52:13 PM  
2005-07-21 02:29:42 PM cargrrl82 [TotalFark]

See one of the things about the male psyche is that you read something like this and it's all you can think about for the rest of day, or possibly week.



See one of the nice things about female plumbing has a bit to do with muscle control. Namely the muscles around the pelvis aka kegels. A woman can contract and relax them at will which given the plumbing causes her inside to contract and relax. Now slowly and rhythmically contracting and relaxing them is enough for some women to actually have an orgasm. Some need a lil help, so you get the bouncing leg. Which can do it itself. But for some it's enough to just work the kegels.
 
2005-07-21 02:52:21 PM  
Flagellate:

An organism, such as a euglena, that is equipped with a flagellum.

From dictionary.com

Oh yeah... it's flagellating day!
 
2005-07-21 02:55:55 PM  
Big_Bad_Dad

Yeah works different for women and men, same muscles just different effects owing to plumbing and where the really sensitive spots are.

Animatronik

Hehe I know. Figure I get enough guys askin questions may get them so preoccupied they'll forget to biatch about lame greenlights and the like. That and get some asking who I am in my profile pic. Which also seems to cause distraction for some reason.
 
2005-07-21 03:00:51 PM  
And a pox on Japanese pr0n for pixilating the good stuff...
 
2005-07-21 03:02:10 PM  
Shooter_McGavin: "Squeezing out a map of Hawaii"

/Jay Morh


Jay stole that one from Bill Hicks. Or, as one person put it, "Jay Mohr samples more than Vanilla Ice."
 
2005-07-21 03:05:04 PM  
No no guys, Onanism only refers to spilling your seed. Since "sperm" and "semen" both mean seed, we're safe to assume that's what is meant by spilling one's seed. So that means if you pull out and make a mess on the floor, you're guilty. If you fap, you're guilty. Originally, it meant if you ejaculate anywhere that isn't the inside of a woman, you're in trouble. Since I'm sure the bible writers weren't about to write a whole chapter about jerking off, we are left with the conclusion that coitus interruptus is the only form of onanism. But I think it's safe to say that if you spill your seed in a specimen cup or anywhere else that isn't part of the aforementioned woman, God hates you.
 
2005-07-21 03:11:06 PM  
cargrrl82:

P.S. I apologize for being so blatantly...I guess...male. I just read what I wrote and I have to say I'm not normally such an idiot, not even when I'm drunk.

Please don't hold it against me. Or do, whatever, I'm a stupidhead.

/Stupid is as stupid does.
//Hey a poodle!
 
2005-07-21 03:11:28 PM  
Why does God hate me?
 
2005-07-21 03:13:29 PM  
Damn, threads like this never happen when Im not at work =p
 
2005-07-21 03:18:20 PM  
Pfffffft yeah, like they need an excuse.
 
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