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(Palm Beach Post)   Tyra "Lightbulb Head" Banks wants to be the next Oprah. A hotter, dumber Oprah   ( divider line 144
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2005-07-20 01:42:50 PM  
Can I get the part of Stedman?
2005-07-20 01:55:14 PM  
Back off HenryFnord! I was first in line to get in bed with five-head
2005-07-20 01:57:05 PM  
2005-07-20 02:05:02 PM  
Who would watch a program that only talks about anorexia?
2005-07-20 02:05:58 PM  
I loved the SNL Next Top Model sketch several weeks ago (Lindsey Lohan/Coldplay?). The sketch was pretty stupid, but that girl that played Tyra was hilarious. What's her name...?

(she plays lots of various races, being mixed race herself)
2005-07-20 02:07:10 PM  
Mia Rudolph?
2005-07-20 02:07:24 PM  
Maya Rudolph!

I can't ever remember SNL castmembers anymore
2005-07-20 02:08:56 PM  
2005-07-20 02:20:45 PM  
I will watch her.
2005-07-20 02:31:40 PM  
I'd subscribe to her book club.

/If you know what I mean...
2005-07-20 02:31:42 PM  

Haven't we already been through this before?
2005-07-20 03:00:15 PM  
I have always thought she was very down to earth when she wasn't "acting". Shops at Target, doesn't spend a lot of money on things, etc. My wife, however, says that she is very stupid. I just think she doesn't want me to hook up with Tyra.
2005-07-20 03:14:56 PM  
SNL is still on the air?
I thought it ended when Joe Piscopo left.
2005-07-20 03:25:09 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.
2005-07-20 03:25:35 PM  
America's Next Top Model rules!!
2005-07-20 03:26:18 PM  
she's not hasselhoff

2005-07-20 03:26:36 PM  
I can be her Dr. Fill.
2005-07-20 03:26:49 PM  
lightbulbhead .. LOL
2005-07-20 03:27:46 PM  
A hotter, dumber Oprah

Well of course. Any other Oprah would almost by definition have to be hotter.
2005-07-20 03:27:54 PM  
Shouldn't this be a boobies thread?

/Would hit Tyra Tour de France motorcycle style!
2005-07-20 03:28:30 PM  
I'll get behind the forehead comments, but why must we assume a chick is dumb because she's hot?
2005-07-20 03:28:38 PM  
hypoboxer...that's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen
2005-07-20 03:28:51 PM  
This is rather old news. Oprah has been grooming Tyra to be a talk show host for years now.

I dig the fact that Tyra let herself gain weight after she got into the industry. She eats actual food, and as a result, she has actual hips and boobs and ass.

But damn, her forehead is bigger than a drive-in movie screen. :)
2005-07-20 03:29:12 PM  
2005-07-20 03:26:36 PM hexane

I can be her Dr. Fill.

2005-07-20 03:29:24 PM  

I hate that. That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

/washing out eyeballs
2005-07-20 03:31:24 PM  
Lightbulb head or not, I would hit it until... well you know. For a long time. Cuz, she's still pretty hot.
2005-07-20 03:31:25 PM  
Jebus Christ, hypoboxer, way to put a guy off his feed.

/scrubbing eyes with ammonia
2005-07-20 03:31:54 PM  

I think that image turned me %5 gayer.
2005-07-20 03:31:55 PM  

What is an Oprah?
2005-07-20 03:31:58 PM  

This man approves of that headline.
2005-07-20 03:32:10 PM  
If you watch Ophrah, you don't count.
2005-07-20 03:32:34 PM  
Will she scream that she is being discriminated against when she goes to a store and they wont let her in because the store is closed?
2005-07-20 03:32:45 PM  

I can be her Dr. Fill.

I'd be happy to Oprah her up.

2005-07-20 03:32:55 PM  
I dig the fact that Tyra let herself gain weight after she got into the industry. She eats actual food, and as a result, she has actual hips and boobs and ass.

Tyra has curves now? No kidding? Let me see! This thread is worthless without pics!
2005-07-20 03:34:21 PM  

2005-07-20 03:34:43 PM  

I won't watch, but any time Tyra is on my t.v., I will look.
2005-07-20 03:35:02 PM  

*fold clap*...Too funny...
2005-07-20 03:35:27 PM  
Her forehead really isn't that huge.

Bet some of you have bigger ones...
2005-07-20 03:35:33 PM  
Jerk. I come here thinking about Tyra and you show me that. Adblock can only work so fast.
2005-07-20 03:35:38 PM  
whoa..apparantly i was still laughing a bit too much..
2005-07-20 03:35:59 PM  

Unavailable for comment
2005-07-20 03:36:20 PM  
Is she going to do her show topless?

//now that is must see tv WOOT!!!111!one@@two!!!!
2005-07-20 03:36:26 PM  
Tyra would be so much better looking if she got better weaves. The child picks the worst hair colors on the planet. The blonde hair is better than that Howdy Doody-orange weaves she wears on Top Model, though.
2005-07-20 03:36:40 PM  

Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car!
2005-07-20 03:36:41 PM  
i'd like to be the next Hasslehoff. Germans would love me and i'd cram that gay guy from Boy meets World in the hood of my car to talk to me and push the turbo boost when i need anything.
2005-07-20 03:37:09 PM  
She should sell ad space on that massive forehead.
2005-07-20 03:37:15 PM  
hey, just watch her like you watch spice-girl videos... with the sound turned off
2005-07-20 03:38:58 PM  
Oh. And obligatory:

Tyra "Lightbulb Head" Banks wants to be the next Oprah. A hotter, dumber Oprah

2005-07-20 03:40:00 PM  
Light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. When you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. You can prove this by holding your hand under a "light bulb". The dark will stack up under your hand where its path to the absorber is blocked by your hand. When they quit working and turn a dark color, it's not because they burnt out, it's because they're full.
2005-07-20 03:40:55 PM  

Yowza. Even my girl said she'd do Tyra.
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