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(Kansas.com)   Teen warned he's close to contempt of court, responds with, "Well you all are getting real close to pissin' me off." Jailarity ensues   (kansas.com) divider line 160
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2005-07-20 10:16:58 AM  
"I'm outta order? I'm outta order?!! This court is outta order. The whole goddamn system is outta order!!"

As I recall, that ended with jail too.
 
2005-07-20 10:27:46 AM  
Man, all I can think of is...

Pwn3d!

/Meh, got nothin'
 
2005-07-20 10:38:48 AM  
From experience:

Do not piss off a judge or treat them with "ill-respect".
 
2005-07-20 10:47:06 AM  
Cellmate Big Bubba: "Bend over, boy, you're makin me mad."
Dumbass: "Well you all are getting real close to pissin' me off."

Pound-you-in-the-ass ensues
 
2005-07-20 10:50:06 AM  
I will add "You all are getting real close to pissin' me off" to my list of things NOT to say to a judge.

Did you notice this judge had been on the bench 30 years, and this was the first time he actually used the "contempt of court" charge? I am betting that a mere reading of the words doesn't reflect what a shiat this punk was being.
 
2005-07-20 11:19:57 AM  
darkhorse23:

Cellmate Big Bubba: "Bend over, boy, you're makin me mad."
Dumbass: "Well you all are getting real close to pissin' me off."

Cellmate Big Bubba: "When I'm done, I'll piss on ya"
 
2005-07-20 11:48:48 AM  
Way to stick it to the man...moments before the man sticks it to you.
 
2005-07-20 11:48:48 AM  
Funny how court can act with all the contempt it likes.

Just another symptom of our self-serving government.
 
2005-07-20 11:48:53 AM  
I've seen people removed from the courtroom for FAR less than that. Stupid kids.
 
2005-07-20 11:49:51 AM  
I don't think there's anything I hate more than contempt of court. You never get to say anything you want to anymore. Fark is our last place of freedom, er wait.... filters!
 
2005-07-20 11:50:01 AM  
"One more outburst from you, and I will hold you in contempt!"

"I hold MYSELF in contempt!"
 
2005-07-20 11:50:03 AM  
I'd have prefered 'amusing' as a tag. Stupid as it may be, I'd have laughed out loud if I was in that courtroom.
 
2005-07-20 11:50:39 AM  
Ha!
 
2005-07-20 11:51:10 AM  
Sounds like this judge might have let some things fly normally, but was just sick of the dumbass. Kid must've been a complete, total asshat.
 
2005-07-20 11:51:17 AM  
I do believe the "HaHa" guys is definately in order for this out of order orderness.

/Order!
 
2005-07-20 11:51:39 AM  
Customer: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!

Brad: Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
 
2005-07-20 11:51:41 AM  
Ha!
 
2005-07-20 11:51:51 AM  
Brought to you by... the state of Kansas.

Kansas, ignoring the obvious since statehood.
 
2005-07-20 11:52:03 AM  
Teenager: one who's balls are bigger than his brain.
 
2005-07-20 11:52:54 AM  
Thus concludes another episode of "When keepin' it real goes wrong."
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-07-20 11:53:16 AM  
I'd bet this kid was destined to become familiar with the inside of a jail (juvenile lockup, whatever) with or without a contempt citation.
 
2005-07-20 11:53:30 AM  
I once fought a traffic ticket. I took a friend to court with me for the sole purpose of having him tackle me before I could say "I have nothing but contempt for this court." Fortunately, it didnt come up.

My questioning of the "cop" led to the judge slow-talking the cop and the prosecuting attorney [or whatever you call them in traffic court] having his eyes roll back in his head.

Actual quote from judge to cop with ellipsis for time delay:
"Answer ... THE ... ques ... tion ... as ... it ... was ... asked."

/I still lost
//Judge died soon after, so I will call it a draw
 
2005-07-20 11:53:55 AM  
I_C_Weener:

"I'm outta order? I'm outta order?!! This court is outta order. The whole goddamn system is outta order!!"

I hate to ask this but is that only from the Simpsons or from another movie altogether?

/hangs head in shame
 
2005-07-20 11:54:23 AM  
kid must be related to Texas Rangers pitcher Kenny Rogers.
 
2005-07-20 11:54:23 AM  
What a retard.

Hammertoe, you r a moran

/although if it was sarcastic, i retract the aforementioned moran comment
//knows its moron
 
2005-07-20 11:54:38 AM  
that's classic!

my friend was in court for a probation hearing. he had his hands in his pockets, and the judge snapped at him to take his hands out of them.

so he did, and his pants dropped to the floor. he'd be holding his pants up.
 
2005-07-20 11:54:39 AM  
I always thought it might be fun to say:
No, your Honor, I don't have contempt for the court, I merely have contempt for YOU!

On the other hand, I prefer to be a prudent kiss-asshat when it comes to my infrequent court appearances.

/ Likes the new SC nominee...no contempt there!
 
2005-07-20 11:54:40 AM  
You would think the heir to the Disney fortune would spend his time doing anything other than prosecuting gang members!

Barry Disney??

C'mon!! Whose name is Disney!!!??
 
2005-07-20 11:54:52 AM  
That's how we roll in Kansas
 
2005-07-20 11:55:13 AM  
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2005-07-20 11:56:08 AM  
MMGAMOIO

"I'm outta order? I'm outta order?!! This court is outta order. The whole goddamn system is outta order!!"

I hate to ask this but is that only from the Simpsons or from another movie altogether?

/hangs head in shame


It's from ...And Justice for All, starring Al Pacino.

Pretty decent movie.
 
2005-07-20 11:56:26 AM  
See, I think there is a reason why some people keep ending up in jail: stupidity.

This reminded me a little of the following story
 
2005-07-20 11:56:34 AM  
Judge better hope he dies before this kid gets out. I have a feeling there are going to be alot of slaughtered judges in the USA in the upcoming years.
 
2005-07-20 11:56:39 AM  
Some body's mom is real proud.
 
2005-07-20 11:56:43 AM  
i cant imagine what it must be like to be raised not fearing anything, especially authority. must be great in some ways, and a curse in others.
/dad was a newark police man
//scarred
 
dly
2005-07-20 11:56:45 AM  
MMGAMOIO:



I_C_Weener:

"I'm outta order? I'm outta order?!! This court is outta order. The whole goddamn system is outta order!!"

I hate to ask this but is that only from the Simpsons or from another movie altogether?

/hangs head in shame




"dog day afternoon" al apcino
 
2005-07-20 11:56:46 AM  
"Let him ask the question before you answer," Owens told the witness.

"It's 'nope,' " the witness said.

"Are you going to answer no to all my questions?" Disney asked.

"I don't know. Keep asking."

"You're getting real close to contempt now," Owens warned.

"Well you all are getting real close to pissin' me off," the witness replied.


/There is some absolute beauty in that. Kid earned a month in the can, and a smile from me.
 
2005-07-20 11:57:02 AM  
I blame his parents
 
2005-07-20 11:57:46 AM  
anal brazil men:

It's from ...And Justice for All, starring Al Pacino.

Pretty decent movie.


That's funny. I had no idea about that but while trying to think of it I has Pacino's voice in my head saying those lines.
 
2005-07-20 11:57:54 AM  
On the stand Tuesday, the teenager denied even talking to police, when asked about the recorded interview by assistant district attorney Barry Disney.

Disney, who specializes in prosecuting gang members, had seen it before. Witnesses sometimes give detailed descriptions of violent and deadly acts to police, then develop sudden amnesia when called into court.

The teen answered "nope" faster than Disney could ask questions.

"Let him ask the question before you answer," Owens told the witness.

"It's 'nope,'" the witness said.

"Are you going to answer no to all my questions?" Disney asked.

"I don't know. Keep asking."

"You're getting real close to contempt now," Owens warned.

"Well you all are getting real close to pissin' me off," the witness replied.

Such an upstanding citizen.
 
2005-07-20 11:58:09 AM  
I'd like to load a shotgun shell with rock salt for every person that continues to use the HAHA guy. Then I'd like to track each one down and let them have it right in the face.
 
2005-07-20 11:59:00 AM  
Actually, I don't think the judge was in a laughing mood.

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2005-07-20 11:59:31 AM  
It's shiat like this that continues to make me ashamed to admit I live in Kansas. This kid is a douchenozzle.
 
2005-07-20 11:59:41 AM  
Judge: "One more comment like that and I'll hold you in contempt!"
Witness: "First time you'll have been right all day!"
Judge: "Bailiff...!!!"
 
2005-07-20 12:00:23 PM  
HAMMERTOE:

Funny how court can act with all the contempt it likes.

Just another symptom of our self-serving government.



The judge had NEVER sentenced anyone for this before...stop your whining!
 
2005-07-20 12:00:46 PM  
Kids these days have no respect. No respect, I tell ya.
 
2005-07-20 12:01:09 PM  
Should've just shot the bastard. Remember the good'ol days? People use to keep their mouth shut for fear of swift retribution. No good parents I'll bet. Raise a welt, raise a responsible citizen.
 
2005-07-20 12:01:11 PM  
You wanted to see yobs? There's a yob.
 
2005-07-20 12:01:19 PM  
I hate to ask this but is that only from the Simpsons or from another movie altogether?

/hangs head in shame


Believe it's actually from "...And Justice For All", a 1979 Al Pacino movie...
 
2005-07-20 12:02:20 PM  
I guess contempt isn't the only thing that's going to be "held in" for that kid.

/bad joke
 
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