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23426 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2005 at 9:45 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2005-07-19 07:55:52 PM  
Awwwww.....

Now, bring on the masturbation jokes!
 
2005-07-19 08:05:50 PM  
one dead kitty on the wall, one dead kitty on the wall...

/Happy, krelborne? ;)
 
2005-07-19 08:09:10 PM  
Well, that wasn't what I was expecting, but I'll take what I can get. Gracias, TMD.
 
2005-07-19 08:12:08 PM  
well, now it's obvious not enough people are touching themselves at night.

get to work!!
 
2005-07-19 08:21:00 PM  
I guess this must have been green lit to give equal time to the other side of the Judge John Roberts flame war.

Cute kittens. And I've got a damn blister on my palm.
 
2005-07-19 08:29:28 PM  
Its not a porn site ??!!?!?
 
2005-07-19 08:29:36 PM  
Awwwwwwwwwww ...... Pearl is teh cute .......

"Sasquatch" looks like he might be a Snowshoe.
Click for a photo of my kitty cat.
 
2005-07-19 08:37:40 PM  
That should defray some of the SCOTUS fire.
 
2005-07-19 08:44:26 PM  
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Give us this day our daily kitten. And deliver us from evil,
and young boys and old men alike fapping to J-Lo music
video bloopers and Colin Farrell's ex-girlfriend ...
 
gfm
2005-07-19 08:54:10 PM  
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2005-07-19 08:54:19 PM  
Oh, gospel, that's cute! That's freaking adaorable.
 
2005-07-19 09:02:14 PM  
His baby picture is better. ( in profile. Right click - view image for full size. )
 
2005-07-19 09:08:12 PM  
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My kitten Bubbles. She could kill you with a single thought.
 
2005-07-19 09:22:42 PM  
To me, they're all going to be silhouettes on my bedframe.
 
2005-07-19 09:47:19 PM  
A kitten a day keeps the doctor away.
 
2005-07-19 09:49:09 PM  
Cute, but are they as cute as the dancing squirrels I submitted with the SAPPY tag only to be rejected by a heartless, rodentophobic admin?
 
2005-07-19 09:52:12 PM  
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/obvious
 
2005-07-19 09:53:43 PM  
Damn thats a lot of pussy.

/Lonely
//Very, very lonely.
 
2005-07-19 09:56:37 PM  
Just Ignorant:

I think your cat is a mysteron...
 
2005-07-19 09:59:56 PM  
Yay!

Kitties!
 
2005-07-19 10:01:21 PM  
Looks like "Kitty" is...

A 12-TOED MEDICAL FREEEEAK!!! YAAAAAAH!!!!1!111eleventy!

/They can steal a baby's breath, you know...
 
2005-07-19 10:01:32 PM  

CHECK MY PROFILE.

 
2005-07-19 10:01:46 PM  
Is it Friday already?
 
2005-07-19 10:03:14 PM  
 
2005-07-19 10:03:17 PM  
mew.
 
2005-07-19 10:06:43 PM  
Consider adopting an adult cat.

I got mine two weeks ago and she is the love of my life.

ALL kittens are lovely but when they grow up their personalities might change.

You can get a pretty good idea of the nature of an adult cats tempermant just by playing with them at the shelter.

Adult cats need homes NOW nationwide!

/loves kittens too
 
2005-07-19 10:07:01 PM  
gfm, that first picture had me nearly in tears. Excellent work.
 
2005-07-19 10:07:58 PM  
I have a kitten right now, two months old. It's already starting to get bored with the indoor life and wants out, but I can't let it. Bad things happened to my last two outdoor cats and I want this one to stay safe. How can I keep it indoors without having the poor thing die of boredom? Right now he's pacing the living room and waiting for someone to open the door.
 
2005-07-19 10:09:07 PM  
2 cats.
 
2005-07-19 10:10:20 PM  
Freak:

How can I keep it indoors without having the poor thing die of boredom? Right now he's pacing the living room and waiting for someone to open the door.

When you wake up in the morning to go to work, bleary-eyed and hating life, look at your cat lazing around, bored out of its mind, and try feeling sorry for him.

Why not give him some catnip to make yourself feel worse?
 
2005-07-19 10:11:28 PM  
I touch myself everyone yet God never kills the damn cat that keeps crapping on my car. What am I doing wrong?

/do I need to try sodomy or something to kick it up a notch?
 
2005-07-19 10:11:52 PM  
Just Ignorant:

When you wake up in the morning to go to work, bleary-eyed and hating life, look at your cat lazing around, bored out of its mind, and try feeling sorry for him.

Why not give him some catnip to make yourself feel worse?


If I don't get to do drugs, then he doesn't get to either. That's only fair.
 
2005-07-19 10:12:51 PM  
Freak:

I take mine out on a leash. Make sure you get a good harness, not a choke collar. Cats can be leash trained, you just don't do it like you would a dog.
 
2005-07-19 10:16:24 PM  
Isn't this thread rather like executioners perusing hapless death-row inmates?
 
2005-07-19 10:16:50 PM  
ALL kittens are cute. ALL puppies are cute. When they grow up and get a personality either can get mean. I'd defy any cat hater to meet my cat and hate him he's sooooo friendly he's almost saccarine.
 
2005-07-19 10:18:06 PM  
Awww! How cute!!
There's a pic of my kitties in my profile.
 
2005-07-19 10:18:52 PM  
We adopted a 10 year old cat. They told us about twelve times it was ten years old. The last guy told me and I said "Ya, I know". He paused for a minute and then said "lucky cat".
 
2005-07-19 10:20:11 PM  
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vjp
2005-07-19 10:21:12 PM  
Oh sure, they're all cute and cuddly now, but just wait until they get older, turn surly, start harrassing your daughter at school, demanding special rights and demanding that the government make all street signs bi-lingual. Next thing you know they're buying up homes in YOUR neighborhood, leaving old wrecked cars up on blocks, having all-night parties with that GOD-AWFUL MUSIC, and destroying your property values. Before you know it the fat one three doors down has NINE KIDS and all of them are on welfare and YOU ARE PAYING THE TAXES TO FEED THE LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!

THIS SORTA shiat MAKES ME REALLY PISSED!!! CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO OUR COUNTRY??!!!!
 
2005-07-19 10:28:07 PM  
Adult dogs need homes NOW as well.

Check out the pet shelter. There are always more wagging tails than adopters.

Do not purchase animals from pet stores (unless they are hosted shelter animals) or breeders!!

There are MILLIONS of UNWANTED cats and dogs that want nothing more than a good home to go to.

Also muts (cats and dogs) are less likely to have the unnecessary genetic defects from inbreeding can produce.

/wondering what would happen if the taco bell dog
/mated with a great dane (with a syringe of course
/can't envision it happening otherwise)
 
2005-07-19 10:41:20 PM  
I'll bet that the web page is pink too...


in other news:
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2005-07-19 10:47:55 PM  
Nope. Fluffy is not amused. At all.

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2005-07-19 10:49:49 PM  
These Kittens Must Die!!!!oneone!!!Eleven!!!
 
2005-07-19 10:53:06 PM  
TtHIS THREAD NEEDS BOOBIES

\not really
\\just had to be said
\\\backy slashy tuesdays do rock!
 
2005-07-19 10:55:28 PM  
Freak

I have a kitten right now, two months old. It's already starting to get bored with the indoor life and wants out, but I can't let it. Bad things happened to my last two outdoor cats and I want this one to stay safe. How can I keep it indoors without having the poor thing die of boredom? Right now he's pacing the living room and waiting for someone to open the door.

Just give him time, and collar him every time he tries to get out. He'll learn that he stays inside. We had two cats until recently (lived to 12 & 15), and I doubt they spent more than 20 minutes outside between them. Eventually, they stopped even wanting to go out.
 
2005-07-19 11:00:21 PM  
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2005-07-19 11:25:09 PM  
So, are we all supposed to fap to this or what? I'm confused.
 
2005-07-19 11:28:26 PM  
the_gospel_of_thomas, I'm in tears here that was so funny...
 
2005-07-19 11:28:41 PM  
what, no lipstick?
 
2005-07-19 11:31:17 PM  
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one's gone and another one's gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

/not actually doing what it sounds like...
 
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