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(FHM (US)) Boobies FHM's hottest babes-next-door battle it out, NCAA bracket-style (maybe NSFW, no idea)   ( divider line 81
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94584 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jul 2005 at 4:39 PM (9 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-07-19 04:41:50 PM  
Seems too complicated
2005-07-19 04:42:13 PM  
Duke sucks
2005-07-19 04:42:33 PM  
I'd consider it close enough to NSFW
2005-07-19 04:43:11 PM  
And by complicated I meant too much effort, and now I realize how little effort is required. n/m
2005-07-19 04:43:11 PM  
Too much work. Just post pics.
2005-07-19 04:43:48 PM  
The website layout is annoying and the pictures of the girls are too small. Back to porn for me!
2005-07-19 04:44:42 PM  
What, no "Duke Sucks?" Someone is not paying attention!
2005-07-19 04:44:56 PM  
Websense says it NSFW.
2005-07-19 04:45:54 PM  
that was fun.
2005-07-19 04:46:26 PM  
2005-07-19 04:48:53 PM  
kennydee: Duke sucks

LucaBrasi: What, no "Duke Sucks?" Someone is not paying attention!

You don't say!
2005-07-19 04:49:07 PM  
Good idea.
2005-07-19 04:51:29 PM  
Anything with fake boobs automatically doesn't advance for me.
2005-07-19 04:53:12 PM  
I have no idea who any of those people are. Don't they usually do those things with celebs?
2005-07-19 04:54:34 PM  

"Babes-next-door" leads me to believe that they're just average girls not celebrities
2005-07-19 04:55:15 PM  
Meh, but thanks for the Vida linky at the bottom of the page.
2005-07-19 04:55:31 PM  
Last comment:

Some of the girls they have facing off look almost the same with little differences at all. Maybe this was intended, but without closer pictures and a bigger variety of poses, it is hard to tell who is "better."

Like, some girl has a nice ass but you can't see her boobs and the girl they have her up against has nice boobs but no clue what her ass looks like. This just isn't right.
2005-07-19 04:58:15 PM  
Annoying popup format with horsefaced models.

I tried, but couldn't be tempted to vote for more than three of them before becoming jaded.
2005-07-19 04:58:40 PM  
Seems too complicated
And by complicated I meant too much effort, and now I realize how little effort is required. n/m

LMAO, I agree.
2005-07-19 04:59:29 PM  
tourney brackets are teh only way to rank teh hawtness.
2005-07-19 05:00:24 PM  
bounty - Full-on ass shots (no less than a thong) trump boobs. Topless with cuppage trumps semi-covered ass shots. Spread-eagled trumps close-legged. Trashy brunette trumps blonde. Trashy blonde trumps everyone. Trashy tattoo on stomach - pricelss.
2005-07-19 05:00:41 PM  
Damnit I need front and back, front and back!! How am I suppose to properly objectify these women if one shot has a hot back shot with a really sweet hot round ass and the other girl could have just as nice an ass but has some crappy front shot and I can't even see both titties. How people? How can this be done with out bias.

/brunettes are better.
2005-07-19 05:01:09 PM  
I meant no more than a thong, I guess. You know what I mean!
2005-07-19 05:04:43 PM  
I refuse to vote due to the lack of the northeast conferance. I like new england girls best.
2005-07-19 05:04:59 PM  
Are they as hot as the chick in the Fark Personals (Jennings)?
2005-07-19 05:08:16 PM  
Crap, my post was deleted -- and it was ON TOPIC TOO! What up?!?!?!
2005-07-19 05:10:02 PM  
You guys remember when several good boobies links would be posted to the main page every week instead of 1 lame one? I don't either. It was too long ago.
2005-07-19 05:10:09 PM  
NM -- I was a dumbarse and posted to the wrong thread. I have horrible gas today and the stink is slowing down my synapses. I'm gonna have to hose down the walls of my office tomorrow to try and get the stench out.
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2005-07-19 05:11:15 PM  
If that's nsfw you need to consider a new job.
2005-07-19 05:11:18 PM  
2005-07-19 05:11:24 PM  
Sweet Jesus. It's like voting between $1 million in fifties or $1 millino in twenties. Either way it's awesome.

That web site sucks though. Whoever designed that deserved to be keel hauled through lemon juice.
2005-07-19 05:16:24 PM  
2005-07-19 05:18:57 PM  
How the fark am I supposed to figure out how many hot asian chicks there are with those tiny-ass pictures. I refuse to vote out of principle.

/the principle that I'm defending is that lookin at hotties on the internet should be simple and user-friendly
2005-07-19 05:19:20 PM  
2005-07-19 05:19:24 PM  
Shockingly enough this is my old next door neighbor's best friend. She's always gone for rich assholes. (link no workee, but cut and paste does)
2005-07-19 05:20:18 PM  
Look for a Cinderella story coming from the Midwest. Duke sucks, and that photo from The Rifleman is hilarious.

Would hit every last one of 'em.

/As if...
2005-07-19 05:24:10 PM  
I would hit....ALL OF THEM!
2005-07-19 05:24:51 PM  
here is one of the FHM contestants (Kaylee McClary ) from another model search gig.

2005-07-19 05:29:28 PM  
2005-07-19 05:19:24 PM JamesBong

this gal?

2005-07-19 05:30:19 PM  

Dude.. nice hint of camel toe.

2005-07-19 05:30:28 PM  
she's not bad...i tell ya i'd like to clean her pipes...and by clean i mean have sex...and by pipes i mean her *inaudible*'d eat her *inaudible* till my jaws go numb...
2005-07-19 05:32:48 PM  
Should be done using the BCS format - much better*

*in terms of being able to milk the controversy along for ratings points
2005-07-19 05:34:11 PM  

I would ask you to introduce us, but it seems our friends have already met.
2005-07-19 05:34:28 PM  
That's either a really big shark or a really small sailboat behind her. Why am I looking behind her, you might ask?

to see what the shark sees...
2005-07-19 05:40:04 PM  
After voting - all I can say is...

Danielle Piersons has an EXCEPTIONAL ass.
2005-07-19 05:40:27 PM  
Hope they still watch Fark.

So....where's the entry for us to vote for Wil ?
2005-07-19 05:40:59 PM  
Renaissance Man, oh come on man, no matter how you slice it that girl is farkin hot. PS or no PS. You wake up next to her, you are going to stay in bed and not try to chew your own arm off.
2005-07-19 05:49:48 PM  
Oh boy, why was that nsfw?
Well, here's Elisha Cuthbert Girl Next Door - Sex Scene (NSFW)
2005-07-19 05:53:52 PM  
I did no 'shopping, can't tell if someone else did or not.
2005-07-19 06:04:42 PM  

Are they as hot as the chick in the Fark Personals (Jennings)?

I doubt that's possible. This is the first time I've seriously considered signing up for the fark personals thing.

Of course, she doesn't live anywhere near me... :(
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