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2002-04-14 07:53:52 PM  
Well, this one ought to be good.

*grabs popcorn*
2002-04-14 08:40:55 PM  
This website is great! Where else can I get all the information I need about the sinister chemtrails the government is using on me and find out about UFO's shutting down US nuclear missiles?

Dear God! They even know about the US nuclear spaceplane crashing off Australia! *grabs tinfoil hat*
2002-04-14 08:53:48 PM  
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Nice pictures though. Maybe we should Photoshop them?
2002-04-14 09:15:02 PM  
Terrorist loving chuckleheads.
2002-04-14 11:33:42 PM  
The Israelis and Palestinians are like a couple of little kids who just won't stop picking on each other. They need a timeout.

Or maybe just a really good beating.
2002-04-14 11:35:05 PM  
Blame Canada.
2002-04-14 11:35:26 PM  
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Reminds me of the Game Over screen for Fallout
2002-04-14 11:36:13 PM  
What this article didn't tell you:
Sharon gets a boner from blowing up buildings and Arafat loves girl on girl internet porn.
2002-04-14 11:37:07 PM  
He does?
Afrafat is my new idol.
2002-04-14 11:37:50 PM  
I love how they only have eyewitness testimony from people who would love to see the Israelis convicted of war crimes. The only non-Palestinian source they quoted was the Red Cross. I heard that the reasons the Israelis wouldn't let ambulances through is because they are used to transport suicide bombers.

Blood and guts stories are very sad, indeed. But until this theory about mass graves, etc. is established, I'm afraid the dictum will remain that truth is the first casualty of war.
2002-04-14 11:38:13 PM  
Astra: I'd go with the beating part myself, and I don't mean fapping.
2002-04-14 11:39:11 PM  
I'm with Astra on this one, even if I do end up defending the Palestinians a lot in other threads. I say we should go over there and biatchslap everyone other there being a prick.
2002-04-14 11:39:25 PM  
Jeff Rense... The epitome of journalistic integrity.
2002-04-14 11:39:29 PM  
I guess the major rebuttle to this topic is So??
2002-04-14 11:39:50 PM  
Ceeripes we could do without the whole farkin' lot. Kill 'em all. This is the 21st century for garb's sake, why do these people act like it's the 13th? I'll never understand religious fanatics ... Praise Dobbs eyudyudyudyudy give me Slack or Kill Me!
2002-04-14 11:40:05 PM  
And the page quickly said none of the stories can be verified.

I also heard (note I'm saying I heard) that explosivess were found under one ambulance strecher...but of course the paramedic knew nothing.
2002-04-14 11:40:13 PM  
kill the jews, kill the palestinians, kill the mormons, kill the baptists, kill the christians, kill the catholics, kill the hindus, kill the buddhists, kill the communists, kill the aetheists, kill the agnostics, kill the voodos, kill the free-masons, kill everyone. then we can acieve world peace.
2002-04-14 11:40:29 PM  
Fellow Farkers agree with me... in a political thread no less.
2002-04-14 11:41:39 PM  
G. Fox
As long as its free.
2002-04-14 11:41:51 PM  
Greyson: Actually, all we need for world peace is more boobies. That is one religion people won't fight over. Hmm, now that I think about it, maybe they would...
2002-04-14 11:42:48 PM  
I wonder what would happen if both would come to the realization that fighting each other is asinine, then make up and be happy neighbors? Oh wait a moment......That wont happen in my lifetime so oh well.

My personal thought on this fight: It is going to get a lot worse before it gets any better.
2002-04-14 11:43:02 PM  
Yeah.....I believe all the news that comes from sites with giant pictures of UFO's on them........hmm......seems factual
god.....some people will believe anything they find on the internet
2002-04-14 11:43:03 PM  
But there are abundant eyewitnesses who say they have already seen the soldiers piling the bodies in mass graves. Hiding the bodies is what Slobodan Milosevic did in Kosovo.

Kewl. The U.S. did the same thing in Panama and Iraq.
2002-04-14 11:43:09 PM  
this should get a flamebait tag or something...or maybe satire...
2002-04-14 11:43:37 PM  
Greyson leave the Catholics alone, they're the only ones that have constantly full food closets and don't whine or preach when I have to beg for a few scraps of food. Yeah, I'm that poor. It's either beggin' or huntin' and the zoo kicked me out.
2002-04-14 11:44:06 PM  
I feel very comfortable when I hear a "doom" story from Rense, or Art Bell. So far, if I hear it from those can count it not happening. They be batting zero.
2002-04-14 11:45:26 PM  
Does Fark even have a flamebait tag? One is definitely needed in this case.
2002-04-14 11:45:39 PM  
forget satire how about a BULLshiat tag
2002-04-14 11:45:48 PM  
LOL like I care what happens to Palastinians! Or Jews for that matter! Let'em nuke each other. I guarantee you I'll sleep through it.
2002-04-14 11:45:57 PM  
Nothing like a good, quality, unbiased reporter with so much verifiable proof and photographs to bring us the truth! Where would we be without this website?

Where are they going to put the mass graves? Isreal is a pretty compact place, especially the West Bank. I think more then a few people would notice.
2002-04-14 11:47:38 PM  
You mean there's only one camp killing them??? I thought there would be at least 5 or 6!!!
2002-04-14 11:47:47 PM  
note: geneva convention rules do not apply to armed rebellions. The terms of the geneva convention apply to those who have signed the treaty.
2002-04-14 11:47:55 PM  
Mr Redneck has the idea.....anyway this is war and people die in war, if you want your children to stop being killed live peacfully.
2002-04-14 11:49:34 PM  
Actually Phill, I've read a story from the AP about how the Israeli Army didn't want to return the bodies of the Palestinians killed in Bethlehem and instead put them into an unmarked mass grave (different story, I know, but just to show you that this sort of thing being done by the IDF is not unheard of). Of course, with all the media scrutiny in that standoff, the Israeli Supreme Court ruled that the Army can't do this, and must return the bodies to their next of kin. At least someone has a decent head on their shoulders over there.
2002-04-14 11:49:42 PM  
This is never going to end as long as the Palestinians don't have thier own country. I'm not saying Israel should just give them a bunch of land(They never would anyway) but unfortunately thats what has to happen.(But it never will)
2002-04-14 11:49:48 PM  
I don't see why people find this so hard to believe. Both sides of the conflict are just as evil. Sharon is just as bad as Arafat.

"I don't know something called International Principles. I vow that I'll burn every Palestinian child (that) will be born in this area. The Palestinian woman and child is more dangerous than the man, because the Palestinian child's existence infers that generations will go on, but the man causes limited danger. I vow that if I was just an Israeli civilian and I met a Palestinian I would burn him and I would make him suffer before killing him. With one hit I've killed 750 Palestinians (in Rafah in 1956). I wanted to encourage my soldiers by raping Arabic girls as the Palestinian women is a slave for Jews, and we do whatever we want to her and nobody tells us what we shall do but we tell others what they shall do."
Ariel Sharon, current Prime Minister, In an interview with General Ouze Merham, 1956
2002-04-14 11:50:07 PM  
God gave that land to the Jews.

America gave the Helicopters and F-16's to the Jews.

The Arabs gave the Jews good target practice.
2002-04-14 11:50:50 PM  
Just like good ol' Manifest Destiny, huh Hoosier?

2002-04-14 11:51:29 PM  
Phill: Well maybe the Israeli's are leaving chemtrails to the bodies so the aliens can pick them up in use them for all types of experiments. That's believable, right?
2002-04-14 11:53:46 PM  
Rense-bashers should note that the article was merely a reprint from another (more reliable?) source:​y​=284823& host=3&printable=1
2002-04-14 11:54:22 PM  
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Too many men
Too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Can't you see
This is a land of confusion
2002-04-14 11:54:30 PM  
Shelter terrorists and get blown up.

Sounds right to me.
2002-04-14 11:54:44 PM  
Let's see... in this article, the following words/phrases were used this many times:

"ambulance": 5
"body": 13
"Palestinian ambulances that ferry weapons and bombs under the auspice of emergency medical care": 0

how odd... Hamas should have known that as soon as it started having the ambulances do their dirty work, the Israelis would start treating said ambulances with suspicion. Ah well, it's all part of the PR aspect of wars fought in the 21'st century.

I still remember when the Taliban ambassador was trying to rally sympathy for his military inferiority from the Pakistani embassy, saying "The United States should not be using weapons designed for... world war three against [little guys like us]." Puuh-leeese, [image from too old to be available]
2002-04-14 11:55:41 PM  
I'd like to see Hoosier's rectum be the recipient of some target practice in a Turkish prison. Or hell, his home state.
2002-04-14 11:56:33 PM  
i hate you all for lending any credence to that web page. i can get more accurate news from miss cleo...and i hate her too just for the record.
2002-04-14 11:56:35 PM  
"The middle east" needs to put a line down the middle and shut the fark up... yes it really is that simple.
2002-04-14 11:57:37 PM  
I just canÕt get enough of Jeffy PooÕs Tin Hat Times. Whether itÕs cored cattle anuses, quivering swamp plasmas, robot microwave mind control, backward speech, New World Order conspiracy theories or unbiased and objective news about the Middle East, the man is a God of objectivity and fairness. *snicker/snort*
2002-04-14 11:57:43 PM  
The women are blowing themselves up to now too.

At least Arafat has equal opportunity dumbasses.
2002-04-14 11:58:54 PM  
Hiding the bodies is what Slobodan Milosevic did in Kosovo.

This sentence made the entire article worthwhile. It sounds like something ralph wiggum would say.
2002-04-14 11:58:58 PM  
Ah boy, that really sucks. I do have to say Palestinian and Israeli women are extremely beautiful. And I mean it, 3/4 of the girls Ive ever had a crush on were jewish.
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