'Sort of'?

i like pie

Hmm...this makes me miss the old black market x-rated Nintendo games...like that old strip poker game...or something. Anybody remember those?

The *SITE* may be safe for work, but the hard-core porno pop-up sure isn't..

"But boss, it's SORTA safe to look at here..."
"You're sorta fired, Trav".
"...... jackass"

I didn't really see any real boobies. Saw lots of hot anime chicks, but none of them showing anything of the "bare hooter" variety. I miss something?

german porn...tastes like Schnitzel

Who jerks it to cartoons, i mean really.

Jack Gladney: Yeah, bubble something I believe.

Hentai sucks

The Japanese..

If only they were scuba diving...

i didn't see Rei Ayanami anywhere... just for the record, i don't hate Rei Ayanami.

I'm personally looking for Pebbles Flintstone so if anybody sees her, holla!

"Who jerks it to cartoons, i mean really. "

Maybe the people that are holed up in their apartments playing Everquest non stop? That's all the boobie they see... so therefore they must jerk to that.

Like ewww

And uhhh get me some more dammit

Hier Klicken instead.

Screw this cartoon stuff check out Britney Spears breasts here!

Casper, this is about the best I could do. It's only got one pic of Pebbles, and that's of her as a child, so technically, no one should be viewing that (I think). I would rather not; I just checked it courtesy of you. Personally, I prefer the Jessica Rabbit section, myself.

And it's quite NSFW, too.

Yeah. "sort of" NSFW... that german popup of some chick getting a gutfull should be enough for most offices I guess.

Hier Klicken indeed.

DEAR GOD!!!! Why? BloodyL WHY!??!
My childhood just gots tainted!!

Thanks for looking out for a brother on the net, I mean it, but...

You guys that like animated porn:

Free Cartoon Sex. Best site ever, thousands of pics on every anime and gaming topic around, and hundreds of scanned in comics.

Want every page of every Secret Plot and Secret Plot Deep? Done.

I always knew Betty was the Skank of the show!!!

VanRoosta-
Yeah, the full title was "Bubblebath babes." Five seconds of internet searching revealed that Matt over at X-entertainment wrote an article about it a while ago. Thanks for the help. The other one was called "Hot Slots" if anyone remembers or cares. I remember everyone said that those knockoff cartriges would destroy your Nintendo or something, but I was too young to try it.

never seen 'em for nintendo.... I wonder if they are out there for playstation I , make for some funny games!

The appeal of the site ishere. There are pics of girls that look like video game stars.

Does anyone else remember those absurd porn games for the Atari 2600? Gah... I must be old. The idea that anyone could get off to 12 blocky pixels is pretty sad though. Not like this site... I don't even have a console system anymore, but after seeing those Dead or Alive pics...

Sorry, I prefer real boobies.

cartoon boobies...I'm so hot.

*yawn*

The porno games for NES were by a company called Panesian. They were called Hot Slots, Bubble Bath Babes, and Peek-A-Boo Poker. You can find them on any decent ROM site, but good look finding them IRL, as they are extremely rare and go for hundreds of dollars on eBay (really).

Pics of the boxes:
http://atarihq.com/tsr/odd/hotslots/boxes.html

As for the Atari porn, it was made by a company called Mystique.

Some of the games had titles like Custer's Revenge (You play Colonel Custer as he walks across ten feet of desert, avoiding randomly appearing cactuses and arrow/rain of death, to get to the naked Native American princess and fark her), Eat Em & Beat Em (You play a guy with a penis for a abdomen on top of the screen who splooges onto women underneath with their mouths open), and... some game I forgot the name of, you played a knight, when you won you got to buttfark the princess, when you fell into the moat a fish bit off your wang)

I made none of that up

Hmm... Well, thank you, KingTT. As long as one man remembers, pixel porn will always live on ;)

Oh yeah, here's a good hentai site (one of my favs): http://www.onlineanime.org/index.htm

Em, excuse me, should say Beat Em & Eat Em.

Logically, the beating would take place before the eating.

er

The real boobies (And boy are they great)

http://200.53.64.101/miembros/ariacomp/archivos/sexparty.ro-aria1.avi

Yes, you have to copy and paste you lazy farks.

DAMN my curiosity and damn you KingTT

http://www.classicgaming.com/rotw/custer.shtml

They. Have. A. Screen. Shot.

and you can dl the rom... No, I didn't do that, but this qualifies as the strangest think I've seen today.

I AM NOT A DORK!!!

That was......odd

Geek BOOBIES are high tech.

Animated bubys do not animate my d*ck.
(And I don't mean "duck", either.)

Anybody that's jerking off to cartoons seriously needs to get their melon examined.

LOL

thats all i have to say

Worst. Boobies link. Ever

Fb- for once I farking agree with you man. Please stay cool.