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		Woman awakes to hear what sounds like break-in, turns out to be a confused badger. Fetchez la vache (sky.com)		52
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foedoe56		2005-07-13 07:55:29 AM

badgers? badgers? we dont need no stinking badgers!

DrSandyBeech		2005-07-13 08:13:35 AM

La vache? J'ai cru que nous parlions des blaireaux! Ou est que les femmes qui jouent avec les blaireaux dans leurs robes de chambre, je ne peux jamais le recevoir directement

peachykn		2005-07-13 08:15:00 AM

badger badger badger badger badger badger

Badger		2005-07-13 08:19:35 AM

Sorry, I was a bit confused...

cunning_linguist_dc		2005-07-13 08:29:30 AM

badger my ass -- it's probably milhouse !

Cake Hunter		2005-07-13 09:24:09 AM

We've already got one, you see.

CastorTroy		2005-07-13 09:31:49 AM

Quick! Poke it with a spoon!

Eat The Placenta		2005-07-13 09:38:56 AM

StrikitRich		2005-07-13 10:28:42 AM

Amateur!!

NuttierThanEver		2005-07-13 10:43:14 AM

Why do Wisconsin Badger football players eat their breakfast cereal on a plate?
Because if you put in a Bowl they'd lose it.

/Spartan Fan

brap		2005-07-13 10:47:18 AM

lordargent		2005-07-13 11:31:41 AM

st_gulik		2005-07-13 01:51:34 PM

Now if we built a Giant Wooden Badger....

GCD		2005-07-13 02:03:28 PM

/had to do it.

The_Original_Roxtar		2005-07-13 02:05:10 PM

it was after the mushroom mushroom

/been done

BingoBob		2005-07-13 02:08:22 PM

You don't speak french, I do!

g026r		2005-07-13 02:12:19 PM

Quoi?

dg41		2005-07-13 02:15:53 PM

Ahh, a snake, it's a snake!

serutan		2005-07-13 02:16:21 PM

Why do badgers hate America?

BorlaK		2005-07-13 02:21:10 PM

because they never win at baseball

No Such Agency		2005-07-13 02:22:39 PM

Man, I'd take on some crack-head burglar over a badger any day. Badgers are apparently very fierce, with big claws and teeth.

(and cute, to lull you into complacency - note big eyes and fuzzy face, over bear-like talons)

Kaiser_Bun		2005-07-13 02:23:03 PM

StrikitRich
Angry Beavers was such a great show.

"For I am Baron Bad Beaver! Master of really, terrible, evil... things..."

concotelli		2005-07-13 02:24:37 PM

Q: Why can't guys from Wisconsin date girls from Minnesota?
A: Ever see what a badger does to a gopher hole?

/Old joke, but still works!

Eat The Placenta		2005-07-13 02:25:38 PM

Kaiser_Bun

There's just something about angry beavers that is really turning me on.

Modified Cornstarch		2005-07-13 02:25:55 PM

I'd be more concerned if it was a Snaaake Snaaaaaake Ohhhhhh it's a snaaaaaaaaaake ohhhhhhh

/no shame
//well, maybe a little bit

braedan		2005-07-13 02:27:12 PM

Beats the rest, its the best!

preskolprostitute		2005-07-13 02:30:18 PM

Does anyone remember that show The State? Do you realize that is has nothing to do with this?

Kaiser_Bun		2005-07-13 02:34:37 PM

Eat The Placenta

Hotter than two squirrels farking in a wool sock I tell you. Que the squirel pic, please. Anyone?...Anyone?...

willywanka		2005-07-13 02:36:16 PM

Police found a badger, "injured and dazed", in a corner of a first floor bedroom.

if I had a nickel for every dazed badger I ran into...

Kaiser_Bun		2005-07-13 02:43:53 PM

/Can't spell squirrel. Sorry =(

JohnnyRingo		2005-07-13 02:45:42 PM

Excellent reference submitter

Barak vEsh		2005-07-13 02:45:42 PM

What does Monty Python have to do with this article?

jafiwam		2005-07-13 02:46:15 PM

Now only if that would repeat only with my house and SBS Denise1 instead of a badger... yum.

jordan_lund		2005-07-13 02:50:30 PM

Last heard to exclaim...
"That's it man! You broke the shirt... YOU BROKE THE SHIRT!"

Angel of Death		2005-07-13 02:51:22 PM

Of course I'm not serious. Painkillers would be too risky for the badger.

/Walken

ccc1138		2005-07-13 02:51:40 PM

Ah, the lovely Lisa Burke invades SkyNews and Fark

esblondie2		2005-07-13 02:54:17 PM

Was it this kid?

Eat The Placenta		2005-07-13 03:03:17 PM

Kaiser_Bun

lol!

/old drunken photoshop
//pic needs some work

cleveoh		2005-07-13 03:05:03 PM

"It was taken for treatment to Swindon District Animal Haven."

Shouldn't they have taken it to Ellen Badger Hospital in Warwickshire?

/Why yes, I do have the time to google "Badger Hospital, thank you.

Kaiser_Bun		2005-07-13 03:06:43 PM

Eat the Placenta

Hah, appreciated. Reminds me of Tremors.

Earl: Look goddamnit, I'm old and I'm wiser.
Val: Yea, well, you're half right.

Dunnski		2005-07-13 03:07:22 PM

http://www.whatbadgerseat.com

Rapmaster2000		2005-07-13 03:33:53 PM

esblondie2

What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?

kentriccubed		2005-07-13 03:35:09 PM

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

/snaaaaaake snaaaake, OOOh its a snaaaaaake

Eat The Placenta		2005-07-13 03:35:48 PM

Kaiser_Bun Reminds me of Tremors.

rock, paper, scissors.... bologna and beans, or eggs over easy?

Kaiser_Bun		2005-07-13 03:41:13 PM

Eat The Placenta

HAHA, awesome. Such a good movie

Mr.Man		2005-07-13 03:55:15 PM

African Honey Badger......like the coolest,toughest animal on earth pound for pound.
That and the Meerkat are my favorites.

ian.m		2005-07-13 04:01:45 PM

danno_to_infinity		2005-07-13 04:15:41 PM

Run away, run away !!!!!!

ArugulaZ		2005-07-13 05:08:18 PM

Reminds me of the old Levis commercial, where the jogger in corderoy pants has to escape from a lovestruck badger, who's turned on by the sound of the pants rubbing together.

JR

simian04		2005-07-13 05:09:38 PM

JESUS CHRIST!

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