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(ESPN)   Fifteen champion NCAA teams meet with president, give him gifts like a speedo and "Surfboard One"   ( divider line
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2005-07-12 05:09:30 PM  
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2005-07-12 05:13:07 PM  
untrustworthy: /obligatory

Man, you need some new material.
2005-07-12 05:15:18 PM  
Sorry Teekno. I couldn't resist. And I couldn't find the "Hey Bush haters, Bush wins again!" image. Oh well.
2005-07-12 05:18:01 PM  
Now, a pic of him on Surfboard One wearing the Speedos... that would be fresh.
2005-07-12 05:18:44 PM  
Surfboard? Let's let George master the bicycle before we give him anything more dangerous.
2005-07-12 05:20:00 PM  
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2005-07-12 05:54:01 PM  
Sports teams at the White House is primo tired. Time for a new tradition... maybe they get to hang out with Larry Flynt for a day or summat.
2005-07-12 07:08:22 PM  
the secret service would like a word with the kid who gave him the surfboard. Suspect he is an assasin, encouraging the president to do himself in in operation "wipeout"

Pretzel vendor also wanted for "questioning"
2005-07-12 07:21:39 PM  
Now if we can see his girls in his speed-o, that I would like to see. Mabye do a go-go's type video on the surfboard also?
2005-07-12 10:09:36 PM  
Just what I want to see

George Bush in a Banana Hammock.
2005-07-12 10:13:41 PM  
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Meh. It's been done before.
2005-07-12 10:15:35 PM  
Speaking of Bush in a speedo, wasn't there some tabloid thing about Cheney having cellulite?

I'd kill forty men to see that.
2005-07-12 10:21:26 PM  
I just wanna see Angelina Jolie in a porn movie.

Oh wait, this is a flamewar thread? Meh.
2005-07-12 10:22:37 PM  
Does anyone realize how often Bush falls of his bike? Segway incident not even standing, the guy who take to a surfboard like a seagull takes to the innards of a 747 engine turbine.
2005-07-12 10:30:43 PM  
Like him or hate him, he's got balls the size of church bells.
2005-07-12 10:30:55 PM  
A little off topic, but I'll bet you could hook a couple of wires to that girl on Fark Personals and power a light bulb.... maybe even an entire city. Makes me {{{shudder}}}

/oh, and bush is a dufass
//in the event anyone had any doubts...(I'd better stop....)
2005-07-12 10:33:19 PM  
There are few comments here.
That's why I came to rant.
Is it because president is in lowercase?
Is it because sports and politics don't go together like peanut butter and you know what.


I like the "banana hammock" as a language phrase and little else.
2005-07-12 10:49:50 PM  
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I got this live off of CNN, just happened.
2005-07-12 10:59:41 PM  
When Webber met him he brought a pound of chronic, money, and timeouts
2005-07-12 11:00:06 PM  
If my indoctrination on behalf of the liberal media didn't warp me, I just might believe that G-Dub is a nice guy and that some intern didn't come up with those jokes.

/but I have been. Bush lied, Rove died...or something
2005-07-12 11:21:17 PM  
War Eagle!
2005-07-12 11:44:49 PM  
Bush + sports =

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2005-07-13 12:27:28 AM  
That HA! HA! image never gets old. Whoever drafted that engraving shiat back in the day was one awesome dude.
2005-07-13 12:46:48 AM  
My school (UCLA) sent three teams to meet Dubya! We rule!

Would have sent five if not for the stupid Duke women's golf team and those damned volleyball players at Pepperdine!

Go Bruins! Number 1 in NCAA team championships!
2005-07-13 12:48:37 AM  
Oh... and the Wolverines beat UCLA in the softball final. That'd have been number six.
2005-07-13 12:54:15 AM  
War Damn Eagle!
2005-07-13 01:30:08 AM  
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Eat it, dirt merchants.

(And Georgia too, for edging out our girls' gymnastics team in the finals.)

Re: UCLA -- The PAC-10 is weak, and your school is sickeningly overfunded. While UCLA's prioritizes sending a team cross-country to win a bajillionth left-handed sheep intestine tying competition, Bama grads are, I dunno, piloting tomorrow's space shuttle launch.

/Rammer Jammer
2005-07-13 02:48:41 AM  
I smell photoshop material. Theme -- President Bush, a speedo and a surfboard. Make it so?

--- idea when I read article ---
2005-07-13 10:52:35 AM  
Mmmm....Northwestern women's lacrossse. Hot, rich, and smart (for the most part.) And the first non-East coast team to win a D-1 national lacrosse title.

UCLA won 3 titles....two in water polo. Come on, how many other schools even have varsity-level water polo?
2005-07-13 09:52:39 PM  
First, weak as the PAC-10 may be (in what?) we're talking national championships. UCLA won three this year, placed second in another five sports, and has more than any school in this country overall. And overfunded? Hardly. The UC system has had to nearly double the price of tuition over the last couple of years. There's no such thing as overfunded in California.

Second, NCAA championships are championships. Dozens of schools field varsity water polo teams. How many schools field lacrosse teams? Just because it's not a huge sport where every school fields a team (basketball, football being the only ones that I can think of) doesn't mean that the accomplishment is diminished.
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