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(Some Guy)   Woman suing snack food company for $50million because snack food foiled her diet.   (al.com) divider line 89
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2002-04-13 02:31:08 PM
Copycat.
 
2002-04-13 02:31:46 PM
I get the munchies just thinking about it!
 
2002-04-13 02:32:57 PM
Pirate's Booty, Veggie Booty and Fruity Booty
I think they could have come up with better names
 
2002-04-13 02:33:40 PM
Did anyone else catch the names of the other snack foods offered?? Veggie booty??? Fruity booty??? I'm so glad I was baked when I read that...it made it so much more funny! ;)
 
2002-04-13 02:33:52 PM
Booty duty!
 
2002-04-13 02:34:12 PM
Did she personally file suit or did she manage to hire a lawyer?

Because if she has a lawyer....well, I'm seeing Rule 11 violations and temporary to permanent disbarrment in some little attorney's future.
 
2002-04-13 02:34:55 PM
YARRRRR!!!

 
2002-04-13 02:37:34 PM
RDRR
 
2002-04-13 02:37:52 PM
These type of people I would like to biatch slap.
 
2002-04-13 02:37:59 PM
Ferchristssakes, lady! Any product w/ the word 'Booty' in it's gotta have loads of fat. Go crunch on some GrapeNuts and shut the fark up already!
 
2002-04-13 02:38:35 PM
Would I sound gay if I said I'd like to try the fruity booty?
 
2002-04-13 02:38:46 PM
Ok, I'll claim idiocy....what is a rule 11 violation?
 
2002-04-13 02:39:17 PM
Angst-only a little gay ;)
 
2002-04-13 02:39:24 PM
Yeah, everything's funny on pot isn't it.
 
rwg
2002-04-13 02:39:39 PM
 
2002-04-13 02:40:26 PM
It really is.
 
2002-04-13 02:41:59 PM
Heh. Booty.
 
2002-04-13 02:42:18 PM
RWG-Ugh! I read that story. Man, when it's your time to go, it's your time to go.
 
2002-04-13 02:42:46 PM
It should be legal for the judge in cases like this one to walk over to the plaintiff and shoot them in the dead.


people REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need to be taken from the gene pool.
 
2002-04-13 02:43:10 PM
h
 
2002-04-13 02:46:44 PM
How many grams of fat do you think her booty contains? My guess is 29,457.
 
2002-04-13 02:47:22 PM
I say people like that need to be killed, who's with me
 
2002-04-13 02:47:42 PM
I wonder if this woman is related to the woman suing the makers of KY-Jelly for not labeling the product as "Non-edible"??
 
2002-04-13 02:47:54 PM
I sentence the woman to two months mandatory fat camp.
 
2002-04-13 02:49:09 PM
Or pin her down and make her watch Richard Simmons and Susan Powter (sp) infomercials "Clockwork Orange" style.
 
2002-04-13 02:49:38 PM
> It should be legal for the judge in cases like this one to
> walk over to the plaintiff and shoot them in the dead.

No, that would be undignified. The bailiff, though, would be an ideal choice.

Judge: "So let me get this straight. You have no willpower, and can't slim your tights down."
Woman: "Yes."
Judge: "Bailiff, shoot this biatch. Next case."
 
2002-04-13 02:50:51 PM
Just a question....anyone else watching saturday morning cartoons now?? And if you are....where did all the
"good" ones go?????
 
2002-04-13 02:51:47 PM
Mythago: "Because if she has a lawyer....well, I'm seeing Rule 11 violations and temporary to permanent disbarrment in some little attorney's future."

Sorry...could you give a little explanation of what that means for us not so legally inclined? Thanks.
 
2002-04-13 02:53:49 PM
someone pistol whip this biatch. lol.
 
2002-04-13 02:54:31 PM
hasn't she heard of Jared and Subway? Junk food is good for you
 
2002-04-13 02:54:43 PM
Pixleberry, Magnasimia: Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure allows for sanctions against lawyers who help bring about frivolous litigation.
 
2002-04-13 02:55:16 PM
sooooo.... now her body is booty-licious???
 
2002-04-13 02:56:20 PM
That should be Pixieberry.
 
2002-04-13 02:56:33 PM
Thank you Prometheus. I was feeling inferior, and I hate to start my weekends out that way. ;)
 
2002-04-13 02:58:19 PM
Girls are dum dums.
 
2002-04-13 02:59:25 PM
Hmmm, "Pirate's Booty", what the hell did she expect? Did she honestly think she could eat a snack food and NOT gain weight? She must have the same lawyer as Jim Hensen Co.
 
2002-04-13 02:59:26 PM
Yeah but Jared has AIDs from all that corporate cock
 
2002-04-13 03:02:51 PM
Arrr, Shutap! Go eat some real food, such as fruit and vegetables, you fugly fatbag! Or better yet, get off yer lardass and go outside.
 
2002-04-13 03:04:39 PM
How commmon are Title 11 disciplinary actions that lead to disbarrment?
 
2002-04-13 03:08:14 PM
"Sir! Step away from the Fruity Booty...I won't ask you again.
 
2002-04-13 03:08:19 PM
Thanks as well Prometheus
 
2002-04-13 03:12:57 PM
Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure allows for sanctions against lawyers who help bring about frivolous litigation.

Yep. And many states have similar laws on their books as well.

Y'all may remember the kid whose parents sued ETS, the SAT/ACT testing company, because his low SAT scores hurt his self-esteem and ruined his college chances and blah blah. The judge found this was a "frivolous lawsuit" and made them pay ETS's legal fees, AND sanctioned their lawyer--I believe he was disbarred for one year.

If judges laid down the smack like this more often, we'd have a quieter Fark.
 
2002-04-13 03:13:22 PM
I thinks it's reasonable that the company refund her Booty money, since they were "mistaken" about the fat content. But really, if a difference of 6 grams of fat per serving made such a difference in her weight, she was definitely eating more Booty than the recommended daily allowance.

That would not have been as fun to write if the name had been different.
 
2002-04-13 03:14:10 PM
Suing over this is crap. I think it's reasonable that the company refund her Booty money (what, a couple of bucks?), since they were "mistaken" about the fat content. But really, if a difference of 6 grams of fat per serving made such a difference in her weight, she was definitely eating more Booty than the recommended daily allowance.

That would not have been as fun to write if the name had been different.
 
2002-04-13 03:15:02 PM
DAMMIT! That first one wasn't supposed to post! I didn't think I had put my password in.
 
2002-04-13 03:15:41 PM
Mythago, that's awesome.
 
2002-04-13 03:20:08 PM
lol 50M for 8.5 grams of fat...
what is this, a new DRUG???

farking top-notch cocaine doesn't go for that much.

I agree. It should be legal to kill people like this.
 
2002-04-13 03:20:21 PM
Ya got ta love a person who demands the right to be stoooooooooooooooooooopid........"But it says low fat on the label"........she musta been packin theese babies away.....she was definitely eating more Booty than the recommended daily allowance (yes very fun fef)......"No mam, it's not a suppository!!!!"
 
2002-04-13 03:20:58 PM
when are people going to start taking responsibility for their lives?
 
2002-04-13 03:22:22 PM
Someday RaoulDuke, Soooooomedaaaaaay over the rainbow.....
 
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