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(St. Petersburg Times)   Jesus potato chip sells for $2.25 on Ebay as Golden Palace fails to notice bid   (sptimes.com) divider line 48
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2005-07-11 04:05:20 AM  
Alright, I'm the one to state, "... useless w/o pics."

/actually feels good
// My life has come to this :sigh:
 
2005-07-11 06:29:11 AM  
Its always nice to see an asinine fad putter away.
 
2005-07-11 07:17:08 AM  
I always enjoy my Jesus in a Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch flavor.
 
2005-07-11 08:52:35 AM  
As a person who sells real items on ebay, I'm glad to hear this. Goldenpalace has turned the site into little more than a mockery of of a true marketplace. Their marketing has backfired in my case - I have spent money on gambling sites in the past, but I will never use their service because of their Ebay escapades.

Jesus on a "whatever," mystery bags, giant fast food... I honestly wish I had the power to take away some people's Internet access and smack them upside the head.
 
2005-07-11 10:01:37 AM  
Jay Leno makes fun of everybody

Jay Leno is a no-talent assclown.

Jesus never appeared to me in the form of foodstuffs.

got nuthin'
 
cdo
2005-07-11 10:44:29 AM  
crap, I was just getting ready to try to sell my piece of toast that clearly depicts former NJ Governor McGreevey getting f-ed in the arse.
 
2005-07-11 10:48:18 AM  
CindiBear, a no talent assclown? Come on who else on network tv has the balls to make pedophile jokes? Race jokes? The other guy on tv from NY is a no talent ass, never has been always had to have his jokes written for him.
 
2005-07-11 10:50:32 AM  
The other guy from NY on tv is a no talent ass, has been who always had to have his jokes written for him, even when Johnny (the best) was writing jokes and sending them into Mr. letterman


/please forgive my no talent ass grammer in both posts
 
2005-07-11 10:50:44 AM  
Jesus Chips? They're excellent! And I predict you'll like 'em...



This Much!
 
2005-07-11 10:50:56 AM  
Sooooooo. Is jesus Sourcream and Chive or BBQ?
 
2005-07-11 10:53:22 AM  
Jesus chips are baked I believe.
 
2005-07-11 10:55:09 AM  
honest... i have a cheeto puff that is in the shape of a pecker with two little balls hanging down. i found it in a bag on july 4th. it's in a ziplock bag next to me waiting for me to put it on ebay. you wait, i'll be rich. that cheesy dong is going to make me famous! =0
 
2005-07-11 10:55:29 AM  
 
2005-07-11 10:56:47 AM  
 
2005-07-11 10:56:50 AM  
Yeah, Jay Leno is hard-core. He made me realize that women like to shop and that cats aren't as affectionate as dogs. Lenny Bruce is rolling in his grave right now in envy.

And what's with all the stories from my home town newspaper recently? And why no FLORIDA tag?
 
2005-07-11 10:57:20 AM  
BXRWXR: Jesus Chips? They're excellent! And I predict you'll like 'em... THIS MUCH

Dude, you're going to hell for that.
But I laughed, so I'll probably see you there.
/It's always nice to have company
//Especially if they can entertain you.
 
2005-07-11 10:59:18 AM  
*Waiting for the Virgin Mary clam dip*
 
2005-07-11 11:00:21 AM  
jesus h christ, i love potato chips!
 
2005-07-11 11:01:55 AM  
 
2005-07-11 11:02:03 AM  
eight8
cheesy dong is going to make me famous!

Well more the power to ya. I hope you and your cheesy dong do very well together.

/*snicker*
//hehe
///HEHEHEHEH BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
///cheesy dong
////new venacular
/////God-thats funny .......awesome really.
 
2005-07-11 11:29:11 AM  
For $2.25, the guy probably ate it.
 
2005-07-11 11:31:22 AM  
Lenno ain't a bad guy and he has a sick car collection, but his show just isn't that good. Every major comic has writers.
Letterman is still funny on the spot in non scripted bits.
 
2005-07-11 11:32:35 AM  
I gotta say, I don't examine every single thing I eat that closely. Do these people not have lives? Because I am sure if we put our heads together, we could come up with some hobbies for them so they STOP WASTING THEIR LIVES.
 
2005-07-11 11:32:59 AM  
Why is it you never hear of semen-stains in the shape of Jebus or Mother Theresa?

/one ticket please
 
2005-07-11 11:41:20 AM  
WTF? A Jesus chip, this is the biggest load of crap I have seen. Oh wait I forgot about the Jesus salt stain, the Jesus in a window and Jesus on grilled cheese. Damn people get a clue if there is a supreme being I doubt he is going to reveal himself through salt snacks and underpass drains. RETARDS!!!!!

Oh and in reponse to the "this is turning eBay into a mockery" post. eBay turned into a mockery years ago when "power sellers" turned it into a giant crap fest with prices as high or higher then you could buy retail.
 
2005-07-11 12:03:36 PM  
Seriously.... would it hurt for websites to include a PICTURE of the freakin item they are talking about!! We shouldn't have to find a link to the site or do any research when they took the time to post an article about it.
 
2005-07-11 12:04:23 PM  
BXRWXR

Fu*king hilarious!
 
2005-07-11 12:22:08 PM  
OK...ahem... Ebay is a mockery, we are ALL going to Hell, and Jesus HIMSELF told me that He only eats Christ brand communion wafers(white only, no whole wheat)and that if He were going to manifest, it would be, in His words, "Freakin' huge, not some stupid bit of burnt toast! I'm God, for Christ's sake!"

/going to Mexico instead
/PLEASE, no more stupid articles about Jeebus on a cracker
/please.....please...........pleaaaaaaaasssssseeeee
 
2005-07-11 12:23:00 PM  
Jesus Chips. 4th sign of the apocolypse. (sp?)
 
2005-07-11 12:23:00 PM  
BTW, this thread is useless with OR without pics
 
2005-07-11 12:31:37 PM  
religious characters miraculous appearences in food...
if i had a nickel for every person that pathetically pisses time away staring at food, i would have more nickels than a bag of nickels...a big gimongous bag of nickels..
 
2005-07-11 12:43:20 PM  
Reserve not met.
 
2005-07-11 12:48:51 PM  
Mmmmm... chips!
 
2005-07-11 12:52:45 PM  
Would someone please go cockpunch the assbag journalist who puts an article like this up with neither a picture nor a link.
 
2005-07-11 12:54:41 PM  
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6544814055
 
2005-07-11 12:57:35 PM  
If they'd been BBQ I could understand it: they're rank. But Sour Cream & Onion are pretty good. What's going on?
 
2005-07-11 01:22:41 PM  
I love that it's now news when someone can't sell a potato chip on ebay.
 
2005-07-11 01:55:20 PM  
It's boggling that everyone's impression of Jeebus is fraom paintings done by people who had guess what jesus would look like.

Just to add one bit.. it's done by guys in Europe who as a good guess as any have never been to the middle east or have a clue what one looks like.
 
2005-07-11 03:22:19 PM  
smeag0l:

it's done by guys in Europe who as a good guess as any have never been to the middle east or have a clue what one looks like.



Jeebus was a black dude.
 
2005-07-11 03:25:54 PM  
Warning: minor threadjack ahead, proceed with caution.

Now then, speaking of "Jesus chips"...

Hey garnog, did you know that there are churches in Denmark that offer communion wafers in chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry flavors? Yup, flavored Host. The possibilities are endless:

"Mmmm, chocolate Jesus...gargleargleargle"

"Hey, you got your peanut butter on my Jesus!" "Hey, you got your Jesus in my peanut butter!"

"Do you prefer chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry Body of Christ? Want fries with that?"

As the sacrament is administered: "The Body of Christ, the bread of Hershey..."
 
2005-07-11 03:33:32 PM  
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5597335572&rd =1&ssPageName=WDVW

Fark Yahoo! Fight the Power!
 
2005-07-11 03:55:44 PM  
Wow...How many generations inbred is this tard?

Who would thunk a bit of rot on a potato would be news...Good thing it didn't sell. She's a bigger moron with a non-sale than with.

/Mmm...discount Jeebus...
 
2005-07-11 04:10:53 PM  
That would probably go pretty good with some Jesus Juice
 
2005-07-11 05:55:10 PM  
Sounds like the Jesus Chip Stocks bubble has burst...
 
2005-07-11 06:33:28 PM  
You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material...and he's charming!
 
2005-07-11 07:19:54 PM  
Looks like a poodle.
 
2005-07-11 07:25:37 PM  
2005-07-11 06:33:28 PM Spratty

You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno. Look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night with fresh material...and he's charming!


To paraphrase Barbara Mandrell:

I hated Jay Leno, when hating Jay Leno wasn't cool.

But, far be it from me to shame anyone into hating Leno. It takes all kinds. I just don't tune in at 11:30 eastern 10:30 central to listen to certain kinds.
 
2005-07-12 12:50:51 AM  
I'd sell a potato chip like that if I thought some sucker would actually pay something for it.

/laughing all the way to the bank
 
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