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(Some Pinhead)   John Basedow's head doesn't fit his body. His cranium is small too   ( divider line
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20139 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2005 at 9:30 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-07-11 09:12:20 AM  
lmfao @ Angelzero

heres the formula: Go get laid.
2005-07-11 09:19:40 AM  

Until someone does the math to figure out if his head really is disproportionate to his body, shut the fark up.

More stupid BS "news" that has no place in a world where the "have nots" are shiat on more and more every day.

Was someone saying something about roid rage?

Oh - and chicks do dig muscles. Trust me. You can keep telling yourself that they don't so that you don't have to go to the gym. But they actually do like them.
2005-07-11 09:47:25 AM  
statman true dat...

if you're in shape you can fark better. really simple.
2005-07-11 09:49:53 AM  
by fark I did mean fark.

but it probably doesnt hurt your ability to fark either.

/the joys of exercise
2005-07-11 09:54:54 AM  
Good Lord. I thought I was the only one tortured by John Basedow cable spots. Glad to know others are suffering as well... :-/
2005-07-11 10:08:31 AM  
Get those commercials here in Ohio too...well, we used to...then again I don't watch FX all that much if at all.

Reminds me of those rubber figures you can bend in all directions.

Dude looks scrawny too.
2005-07-11 10:20:19 AM  
Wow, Basedow made FARK. Awesome. He is a standard cliche around our house..
2005-07-11 10:40:08 AM  
Anyone else noticed how the guy is always twisting at the waist? Try to find a photo of him with his entire body facing forward - he deliberately turns at the waist to make it look smaller in comparison to his chest. He's also always slightly hunched over to keep his abs flexed while he poses. Makes him look constipated.
2005-07-11 10:51:32 AM  
"working out his dangling equipment by himself"

What a great euphemism.....
2005-07-11 11:27:21 AM  
For those of us (un)lucky enough not to have seen this dude's commercials, how do you pronounce his last name?
Bass as in instument, Dow as in Jones.

You can see his ads on Watch his hair evolve from sensible brown to blonderexic bleach!

Fitness Made Simple = Neglect Your Trapezius.
2005-07-11 12:16:32 PM  

way to miss the point. no one needs measurements to know that he looks rediculous as he is.
2005-07-11 01:14:38 PM  
This guy is a freak. Another one is Giada DeLaurentis (Food Network), who has just the opposite problem. Her head is WAY to big for her body. Hey, maybe these two should switch heads...
2005-07-11 01:48:35 PM  
Here's someone else whose body is all out of proportion to her head, yet it doesn't look weird at all:

[image from too old to be available]

/she has a head?!?
2005-07-11 04:02:37 PM  
those new blond highlights are sending him into some serious sigfried and roy territory.
2005-07-12 02:33:59 PM  
He is a running joke in our house. Between the outward-thrusted pelvis to keep his abs permenently flexed (which incidentally makes him look like he has bad posture) and the head and neck issues, I can't see how anyone would want to be like him and buy one of those damn videos. He looks like a manorexic. What's worse is his website, - go to the photo gallery and look at the pics. One, he clearly loves himself, and two, he thinks the public will also, beacuse you can buy the photos of this chop!
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