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(Some Guy)   Hawaiian food drive seeks to build "wall of Spam." Donate your "near-meat" here.   ( divider line
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1427 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Apr 2002 at 12:40 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-13 12:41:32 AM  
Wall of Spam.. HAH!
2002-04-13 12:42:02 AM  
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
2002-04-13 12:43:18 AM  
deep thought, man
2002-04-13 12:45:29 AM  
Oh Dear God, the horror of it all!!!! The horror!

Note to self: go to some place nicer to get women that look good in bathing suits, like that nice war-ridden Brazil. Or Argentina. Or Cuba.
2002-04-13 12:45:30 AM  
"It's a spam lamb!"
2002-04-13 12:48:45 AM  
Might as well. What else are you going to do with it? Eat it?
2002-04-13 12:48:52 AM  
I wish I could help out with this noble effort. I was stranded in Honolulu once but found a mango tree and survived to post this comment someday. It's like, I have a debt to repay.

I nominate Drunkness_monster00.
2002-04-13 12:49:44 AM  
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2002-04-13 12:51:25 AM  
On, this note; I am going to build a house of spam.

I must be really sick, this 101 fever is starting to get to me
2002-04-13 12:52:13 AM  
Don Ho is doing a benefit album for this cause.
2002-04-13 12:53:23 AM  
Uh, Soylent Spam is made of people? Sorry, I got nothing. I must of run out of funny sometime Wednesday night, and finally all my funny fumes are spent. Shucks.
2002-04-13 12:54:03 AM  
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I don't know why... just because...
2002-04-13 12:54:20 AM  
"The completion celebrations will be done in full meat-helmet garb."

2002-04-13 12:55:30 AM  
I bet Ishidan is behind this culinary travesty.
2002-04-13 12:56:51 AM  
When i first read the headline i thought it was something much more horrible [spam, as opposed to SPAM]... but now i wonder.... is a wall of spam really worse than a wall of SPAM?
2002-04-13 12:58:21 AM  
Whatever night it was that you gave away the clone slaves, you gave away a LOT of funny, C Slim. Take it easy. You need to rest.
2002-04-13 12:59:43 AM  
SPAM is ok, but nothing quite outclasses Treet.
2002-04-13 01:00:49 AM  
Funny batteries, charging!
2002-04-13 01:01:35 AM  
Funergizer... it just keeps going, and going, and going..
2002-04-13 01:14:17 AM  
mmmmmm hawaiin spamfish

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2002-04-13 01:19:02 AM  
Goddammit, Aero! What the hell is that, really? Me no wanna chase the URL.
2002-04-13 01:21:01 AM  
good question.. i have a hard time beliving it has a good answer though..
2002-04-13 01:22:56 AM  
Interesting . . . a GIS on "spam meat" brings up this (may not be safe for work) . . .
2002-04-13 01:24:14 AM  
how is that NSFW?
2002-04-13 01:25:11 AM  
somehow this seems appropriate:

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2002-04-13 01:29:04 AM  
SadMan#9, some people may consider it NSFW . . . depends on your boss . . . it would be NSFW where I work.

What happens to SPAM when it stays out too late at night . . .

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2002-04-13 01:32:38 AM  
SPAM'S TRUE identity . . .

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2002-04-13 01:43:01 AM  

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2002-04-13 01:48:11 AM  
AeroSquid: It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!
2002-04-13 01:49:21 AM  
9/10: Be sure to say hi to AeroSquid when you get to HELL!
2002-04-13 01:52:08 AM  
Computer Simulation for the imagination impaired...
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2002-04-13 01:54:11 AM  
Now you know why there are vegetarians.

Those crazy Hawaiians...
2002-04-13 03:05:06 AM  
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2002-04-13 03:08:31 AM  
Ya know, now that I look at it, you can really see which way the wind had been blowing due to the one-sided playa buildup on those spam.
2002-04-13 03:32:52 AM  
Damn... Miss them plate lunches... Zippys... L&L Drive-in...

Spam... MMmmm..
2002-04-13 05:21:48 AM  
yeah, brah! spam is something special to everyone who lives in Hawaii...something to do with a longshoreman strike a long time ago...all food that is not locally produced was scarce and spam keeps this is why spam is sp important to people kept them alive
2002-04-13 06:03:17 AM  
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2002-04-13 06:50:18 AM  
Sparky: "...all in all we're just another spam in the wall..."

And remember kiddies, "spam" spelled backwards is "maps"!
(Leave me alone, I'm tired.)
2002-04-13 08:26:47 AM  
And the wall will be glued toghther with "POI"
2002-04-13 09:46:18 AM  
I'll just give them my old email account.

That'll provide them with about 250 spams a week.

no problem.
2002-04-13 12:55:59 PM  
I invite everyone to come to the Spam Museum in Austin, MN for a look at the history behind this miracle meat.
2002-04-13 01:54:36 PM  
*wakes up from a night of drinking, logs into Fark, and sees this*

hahaha Nanook, not only am I not responsible for the idea, I'm not even responsible for getting it put on Fark!

Ok, where's my other Hawaii Farkers, that are sending things in from the Bulletin? Come out come out wherever you are...

I DO want to know how the hell exactly they got Spam to mold. That takes some severe dedication.
2002-04-13 02:33:08 PM  
C'mon, don't knock nature's miracle meat. Nuthin' better than the smell of chemically-treated pork seering in a frying pan on a''s...the smell of victory!
2002-04-13 06:35:14 PM  
What happens when all that spam goes bad and starts to stink like.........spam!!
2002-04-13 10:33:32 PM  
I have to agree . . . SPAM does have the shelf-life of gravel.
2002-04-13 10:56:02 PM  
I have been to the SPAM museum in Austin, Minnesota.
2002-04-13 11:15:57 PM  
2002-04-13 11:38:55 PM  
Did you know you can use Spam (out of the can) to polish furniture? Leaves a delicious aroma, too.
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